A/N: hihihi
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Kiss the Toad, Sempai
Bel splutters, horrified, at the same time that he whacks the amphibians in his face out of his face. 'WHAT THE FUCK, FROG?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?'
Fran leans back, fat toad held innocently in both his hands. 'What?' He asks, tone just as innocent. 'You're always goin' on about bein' a prince- I figured a kiss from a frog would turn you back into one, right, 'cause a dead prince is, according to all your theories, a fake prince.'
'What the hell, frog, that makes no sense at all!' Bel shouts, flustered and very annoyed. Fran's green eyes blink down at him.
'Yes it does. You say you can't be beaten 'cause you're a prince- so, naturally, when you are beaten, you're not a real prince.' The illusionist ignores the increasing twitching in his sempai's face and boulders on 'And since kissing a frog turns them into a prince- well, I thought a frog might be able to return the favour. You know- when you're a real prince, you can't be a dead prince who just got his ass served.'
Bel couldn't stand the completely calm, deadpan, innocently honest look on the brat's face, no matter how cute he was to him. 'You-' He chokes out, his voice strangled by his impressive ire. Nothing more comes out of his throat, simply because it can't. He's too indignant to speak.
So he raises his hands and promptly attempts to strangle the brattiness out of his bratty kouhai, who, annoyingly enough, ducks out of his range and darts off to the side. Fran deposits the toad gently in the moss, close to an old tree the trunk of which is covered in zwammen?. 'There you go,' he says gently, purposely ignoring the fuming sempai who is slowly stalking towards him with his arms raised in front of him, fingers poised as claws ready to throttle him, 'hop off now.'
It doesn't occur to Bel that Fran's words actually indicate that he doesn't want the prince to die- he is far too busy assuming it's just another crafty insult and chases the little shit all over the place.
Just another day of their oblivious, beautiful romance.