Prompt 11: Cows! - Requested by The Flame Alchemist 13!
Hmm... cows... what am I supposed to do with cows?
Enjoy!
"Gah! I think I'm gonna be sick! Why do there have to be so many cow farms in this part of the country?"
"I don't mind it, Brother. I like cows, really."
"Yeah, well, you would like them less if you could actually smell them! It's enough to make me throw up! Plus they're the reason for that... abomination, that poison, that white, liquid death that people actually choose to drink!"
"...No, you're wrong. I'll always like cows. Not as much as cats though, of course! Who could like a cow better than a soft, fluffy, warm, adorable, sweet, innocent, soft, fluffy-,"
"Okay, Al, you're getting sidetracked here."
"Oops! Sorry, Brother! But still, I don't mind cows at all."
"Uh-huh. I'll ask you this again once we get your body back."
Ah, memories... my grampa owns a ranch with cows. They're fun to pet! I hope you liked the story!