Chapter 11
"The charity event should be over by eleven, so we'll be home by midnight at the latest. Jacob, be good and go to bed when you're told with no complaints, or there's no X-box tomorrow." Mom ruffled his hair then turned her attention to Jasper and me.
"Alice and Bella are welcome to come over, but they leave by ten-thirty and there are to be no girls in your room – either of you."
Jasper snorted. "Like Edward would know what to do with a girl in his room."
"I'll have you know I've touched Bella's boobs – both of them – like four times. Thank you very much."
Ha! Take that! For good measure I stuck my tongue out at him.
My brother laughed and I think I saw Dad stifle his. Thanks a lot.
"Wow. Big man on campus now, huh? You're such a loser." Jasper held his thumb and index finger in the shape of an 'L' to his forehead. Real mature.
"Jasper, that's enough." Dad intervened as he helped Mom into her coat.
"Why doesn't she get a lecture?" Jasper jutted his chin at Rosalie.
"I'm going out. I'm meeting up with Lauren to study at the library tonight."
"The fact of the matter is we can trust Rosalie to respect the house rules, unlike some of you." Mom gave Jasper 'the mom look'. You know the one where eyebrows are up, forehead's all crinkle-y and they look generally pissed off? Yeah, that look.
"Ma, I told you before. When I brought Alice up to my room I was being polite. Sure, we could make out in my car or a movie theatre but I was being a gentleman by making her more comfortable."
Dad chuckled. "I have to give you props, Jasper. You have tenacity."
"Don't encourage him, Carlisle. The rule stands, no girls in your rooms. End of story."
Mom gave Jake a kiss and reminded all of us to be good.
"Do you want a ride, Rose? We can drop you off."
"Thanks, but I'm not ready yet."
As soon as Mom and Dad left Rosalie peeled off her hoodie revealing a low cut, tight top.
"You trying to impress Lauren?" I asked as I watched her kick off her runners and put on some high-heeled shoes.
"Emmett's picking me up."
"You're going to study with Emmett and Lauren at the library?" I wondered.
"Lauren's not my type but I'll gladly study Emmett."
"What are you studying? I didn't think you two had any classes together."
"Dude, you're seriously clueless. Have fun, Rosalie. Don't do anything I wouldn't do." Jasper wiggled his eyebrows at her.
"If you must know, Edward, Emmett's dad is out tonight so he's got the house to himself; we're going back there."
"I dunno if that's a good idea. You'd probably get more studying done at the library but—"
A car honking interrupted me.
"That's him. Gotta go!" She slammed the door on her way out. It wasn't until a while later I realized she didn't have any books with her. I guessed Emmett would share.
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Bella and Alice arrived at the same time. Although I warned that Mom wouldn't be very happy with him, Jasper took Alice straight up to his room. Bella and I watched TV with Jake in the living room.
"You know, Edward, Jasper paid me ten bucks not to tell Mom and Dad about him and Alice going up to his room. I'll charge you the same rate."
"What?"
Jake grinned. "You heard me."
Bella and I looked at each other.
"The price just went up to fifteen."
"You can't do that!" I protested.
"Wanna bet? Listen, I highly doubt you and your girlfriend want to sit here and babysit me all night. Pay me twenty bucks and I say nothing to Mom and Dad when they ask me what you guys were up to."
"Twenty bucks? Ten seconds ago it was ten."
Jake shrugged.
"Inflation, my friend; supply and demand. The longer you take, the higher the price to keep me quiet. Besides, I'm saving up for an iPad mini."
"You're quite the little business man, aren't you?" Bella laughed.
"You know it, sweetheart. So, do we have a deal or not?"
Before I could try to negotiate a better rate, Bella handed him two tens and was dragging me out of the living room.
"Bedtime stands at 8:30, li'l bro."
"Whatevs."
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I wasn't exactly expecting Bella to be in my room. Had I known I would have tidied up a bit, you know? Picked the dirty laundry off my floor; hid the spunk socks; sprayed some Axe to mask the smell of ass - stuff like that.
"Sorry, I, uh, wasn't expecting company. I mean, I knew you were coming over but I didn't expect you to actually come up to my room." I kicked what I could into a very large pile in the corner of the room as Bella sat down on my bed.
Yeah, I probably would have washed my comforter as well. Too late now.
"You knew your parents were going out though, right?"
"Uh huh."
"And the thought never occurred to you to bring me up to your room?" Bella leaned back against my pillows.
"It did, but Mom said no girls in my room." I shrugged.
"Do you always do as you're told?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
"I dare you to come here then."
Bella played with the ends of her hair and looked at me with these sleepy eyes. Maybe she was tired and wanted a nap. It wasn't until she batted her eyelashes that I realized what she wanted. We were in my room, my parents were out, and she just dared me to sit with her on my bed. Duh, she wanted to play truth or dare. I friggin' loved that game! Excited, I sat down beside her.
"I accepted your dare. That was easy. Your turn – truth or dare?"
"Wh-what?"
"If you're chicken go the easy way and choose truth."
Bella laughed and shook her head. "I'm not a chicken. I'll take dare."
I had to make it a good one. I drummed my fingers against my lips as I thought long and hard.
"I dare you to kiss…my pillow."
Bella looked confused but gave my pillow a big smooch. If she knew what potential bodily fluids were on that pillow case she would've probably opted not to.
"My turn – truth or dare?"
I liked to live dangerously, so I chose dare. Bella grinned.
"I dare you to kiss me for an hour."
"Pppffff! That's easy. You should have made it harder. Jasper once dared me to lick a sign post in the middle of winter. I know what you're thinking – 'Edward wouldn't be that crazy!' but yeah, I am. Anyways, my tongue totally—"
Bella held up her hand to silence me.
"My dare has two parts."
"Oh. I guess that's allowed. What's part two?"
"I dare you shut up." She wriggled her eyebrows and crooked her finger at me. "Get over here."
Bella literally tugged on my shirt to bring our lips together. I kept one eye on the clock as we made out – I had yet to lose a dare and I wasn't about to start.
Twenty minutes in and to hell with keeping watch! Bella had her hands under my shirt, a finger swirling around my nipple. I had no idea it would feel so good.
My hands were all over her boobs and my mouth was kissing as much cleavage as her t-shirt would allow, which wasn't enough. As though Bella read my mind, she sat up and peeled off her top to reveal a white bra. It wasn't lacy like the ones in the magazines I 'read' – it was plain white and probably the sexiest thing I'd ever seen on a woman. With a groan I traced the cups of her bra with my finger, dipping it under a little.
My hands snaked around her back and that's when I discovered the Fork Knox of all clasps. What the fuck? I think Sex-Ed classes should spend less time on sheathing bananas with condoms and more time focusing on how to unclasp a bra. I was going to write Victoria Secret a letter in the morning proposing Velcro bras. Just sayin'. No matter what I did the friggin' clasp wasn't coming undone.
Seeing me struggle, Bella smiled at me.
"It actually opens in the front."
She gestured to a silver clasp in the middle. Talk about convenient! Once I managed to get it unhooked, her breasts were freed.
Holy fucking shit. They were the prettiest boobs I'd ever seen – in real life I mean. Some may question if boobs can be pretty and yes, they can. Bella's were round, perfectly symmetrical, and fit nicely into the palms of my hands. I bounced them a little, juggling them back and forth, and really admired them.
"Nice to meet you."
Bella giggled. "Did you just say 'nice to meet you'?"
Damn it, I thought that was in my head. I blushed.
"Those are some nice tits. I mean boobs. Breasts. You have nice breasts."
"I think they are a little small, but thank you."
"Small? Naaah. I like them this way. Any more than a handful's just a waste. Besides, if they were bigger they'd be all saggy like my mom's and that's…yeah that's a mood killer, never mind. Am I allowed to kiss them?"
As Bella nodded she chewed on her lower lip. Loved that.
Since I had permission, I went to town. I cupped them, squeezed them, kissed them, and sucked her nipples into my mouth. Bella's eyes were closed, her fingers knotted up in my hair, and every moan and groan she emitted went straight to my groin leaving me sporting a raging hard on.
Damn it! I'd forgotten to pump the chump before she came over! I'd have to remember that for next—never mind, no longer a problem. I'd change later.
As we continued to make out, this weird noise started coming from Jasper's room next door.
"Meeeeooowww."
"Mew. Mmmmmmmm."
"Bella, do you hear that?" I whispered.
"Uh huh." She pressed kisses down my throat. "Don't care."
I tried to go back to what we were doing but the sound was rather distracting. And it was getting louder. It almost sounded like a cat in heat or something. And if Jasper had a cat in his room I was going to be pissed. He knew I was allergic.
"I'm sorry, Bella. Just give me a minute. I need a word with my brother."
I stormed out of my room and pounded on Jasper's door. I must have scared the cat because the noise stopped.
"Jasper!"
"What the fuck, Edward? Go away!"
"Mom's going to be mad if you brought a kitten home!"
"Fuck off, dipshit."
Apparently my health wasn't a concern for him. Nice.
I went back to my room and attempted to resume activities but the damn cat went back to meowing. Even though cats made me all congested and sneeze-y, I hoped she wasn't sick. Poor thing.
Then the thumping started.
Thump.
Meow.
Thump.
Meow.
"Fucking Jasper! I bet he's playing with a laser pen and having the cat hit the wall on purpose to bug us. I'm so sorry, Bella."
As she waved a hand at me I noticed her bra was back on. Thanks to my asshole brother for ruining the mood.
"Don't worry about it. Why don't you put on some music to drown them out."
Bella's a smart girl. Plugging my iPhone into the speaker, I chose something to get back at my brother for being so inconsiderate and then played it loud. Ha.
"What is that?" Bella almost had to yell over the music.
"This is the soundtrack to the musical 'Cats'. Hear that Jasper?" I pounded the wall with my fist. "Payback's a bitch, mother fucker." I did the happy dance (AKA butt wiggle) around my room but stopped when I remembered Bella was there.
"Sorry 'bout that." I blushed. "He and I sort of have a long standing feud. It pisses me off that he brought a cat home. I'm allergic, you know."
"Did you see him bring a cat home, Edward?"
"Well, no but—"
"Do you think maybe it was Alice?"
"You think Alice brought the cat over?" I scratched my head. "I guess that's possible. She doesn't know about my allergies. I would hope Jasper would've said something, though."
"Stop and think about it. The groaning; the thumping. Maybe that was Alice and Jasper, you know, having a good time." Bella crooked her eyebrow up.
It finally dawned on me. Bow chicka bow wow. Then I scrunched up my nose.
"Eewww! Jasper and Alice are doing that with a cat watching?"
Bella shook her head and sighed. "Why don't we go downstairs to the living room. I'll pay Jake to go to bed early."
I liked her thinking!
We left the music blaring – my passive aggressive way at getting back at my brother - and made our way back down to the living room. Hopefully Jake would take Bella's bait and leave us alone.
Mom and Dad were out for the night
Much to my delight
We paid Jake and went upstairs
I thought we'd talk about world affairs.
But we played truth or dare instead
And then made out on my bed.
I saw and touched Bella's bare breasts
Oh my God, they're simply the best.
But fucking Jasper had a cat in his room
I'm allergic to them (and also perfume)
Anyway, the cat was so distracting
And our make out session it was impacting
So Bella and I took it to the living room
Where our kissing and boob groping we could resume.
That's where this story will continue next
Hey, maybe it'll end in sex.
Or maybe more embarrassing things happened to me
I guess you just have to wait and see.
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