Dani: Hello, everyone, and welcome to our latest chapter! I have to say, there's been some confusion. I accidently put up chapter 9 again, so here's the REAL chapter 11! It's fixed! Hurray! I'm pretty excited, we have some great questions to answer! The first one comes from Anonymos1996, for Edward.

I found a few pics of you shirtless online... your fricking
HAWT! *Ps, I'm thinking of dressing up as you for Halloween, and yes, I'm a
girl.

Roy: You don't need to look for shirtless pictures of Ed online, he's always taking his shirt off in the anime to show people his automail arm. He could roll up his sleeve but no,he just has to rip his whole shirt off.

Edward: Hey! You shut up, no one asked you! I know I'm sexy, you don't have to tell me. Also, why would you dress up as me if you're a girl? Not that I'm not flattered, but why not dress up as a girl from the show? Like the Colonel!

Roy: Hey!

Dani: Roy is defiantly not a girl!

Roy: Yeah, want proof?

Dani: Ahem. I still don't want to have to up the rating, so no, he doesn't need proof. Anyways, next question. From Moonrise31 for Dante.

Did you know that there's a Renaissance writer who wrote some sort of
comedy that has the same name as you? Just saying... I don't know much about
you because I skipped the last part of the first anime since it got boring…

Dante: Really? Also, you skipped the only part of the anime I'm in?!? Why?!?

Dani: Because it had trailed so far away from the manga the only thing they shared was the name? You weren't even in the manga, Dante!

Dante: Really? So where'd I come from?

Dani: No idea! Anyways, the next question is for Envy.

Alright, I believe you, it's a skort. Are you happy?

Envy: YES! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES ME! I LOVE YOU! Almost as much as I love my little brother Al! *Smiles at FireNutZuko*

Dani: Dude, you still have another week!

Envy: Dammit!

Dani: Watch your language around your little brother!

Envy: Sorry.

Dani: Good. Now, we have a question for Roy.

In the two minutes that Riza was in the movie, you left her when
she wanted to come with you. Did you make up afterwards or what?

Roy: I left Riza because I didn't want her to get hurt. I could never live with myself if that happened. I told her this and I think she forgave me, though it did take time.

Dani: Blah blah blah.

Roy: Hey!

Dani: You're making this boring! So we'll move on. Our next question is from iTorchic for Havoc.

Can I go on a date with you? I'm lonely :(

Havoc: Do you even have to ask?!? Of course I'll go on a date with you!

Roy: Or you could go on a date with me.

Riza: No, she can't. *pulls out gun*

Roy: I mean of course you can't because I am already in love! *sweatdrop*

Dani: You better sweatdrop, you whore! Geez, how could you try to take Havoc's girlfriend again?

Roy: *shrugs*

Dani: *rolls eyes* Whatever. Next question! It's for Ed!

*gives ed stilts* Ed, I want you to sing 'don't stop believing' while
wearing a red puffy and sparkly shirt. It has to be the entire song, at it's
actual tempo. :P

Edward: WHAT?!? This sounds so…planned!

Dani: It probably is planned. But you have to do it.

Edward: *sigh*

*Edward puts on sparkly red shirt and stands on stilts*

Dani: I'm supposed to record this! *pulls out video camera* Okay, go!

Edward: *singingJust a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin' anywhere

Just a city boy
Born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train goin' anywhere

A singer in a smoky room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people
Living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time

Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people
Living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people

Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlight people

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people

Dani: That was….beautiful Ed.

Edward: Yeah, yeah.

Roy: *laughing*

Dani: I wouldn't be laughing! You're next!

Roy: Wha-?

Dani: Here's your question!

Sing 'I'm too sexy' XD

Roy: Oh! That's not bad, I sing that in the shower.

Dani: *facepalm*

Roy: *sings*I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tushy on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tushy on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

Dani: *sigh* That was great. Now for my question.

Record both and send me copies!

Dani: *looks at camera* Both are recorded! *sends videos to iTorchic* Enjoy! Now, our next questions are from FireNutZuko! The first is for Envy.

Aw, you're such a good older brother! I'm so proud of you! -hugs
while crying tears of happiness, quickly backs away and hides behind Roy-
Remember, you have to keep it up for the rest of the week!

Roy: Why does everyone want to hide behind me?!?!?

Dani: Because they expect their future Fuher to protect them?

Roy: *sigh* I never agreed to this…

Envy: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THEY CAN HUG ME?!?!? I'm a manipulative bastard! Everyone's supposed to hate me!

Dani: *shrugs* You fail at being hated.

Envy: Dammit!

Dani: Next question is for Alphonse.

How does it feel having Envy be so fricken nice to you?! Ed's never let
you have a cat... or any pet for that matter.

Al: It's great! *cuddles cat* Brother's good too, but you're right about one thing, he never let me have a cat! 3

Dani: Hurray for good older brothers! Next we have a question for Gluttony.

You cannot eat Envy until next month! Also, why do you have a
one-track mind?

Gluttony: Next month? Aw. I just get hungry. Can I eat you?

Dani: No, you can't eat her. Bad Gluttony. *sprays with water*

Gluttony: *wimpers*

Dani: Our next question is for Edward.

Congratulations! The cops arrested some other short blonde with a
mechanical arm and leg! Aren't you happy?! Since you wanted to know so
badly, the 'or else' part would've been 'or else I'm gonna chop you up and
feed you to Gluttony, piece by piece'. That would've been a cruel and unusual
way to die.

Edward: Yes! I'm off the hook! Also, that is a cruel and unusual way to die! I'm glad I didn't complain.

Gluttony: I'm not.

Edward: *backs away slowly*

Dani: *sweatdrop* Next question…it's for Havoc

Why did you smoke in the hospital that one time? Sick people kinda
want a smoke-free zone. Are you seriously an idiot?!

Havoc: *shrugs* I figured they'd get over it. I need my smoke, after all.

Dani: *nod* I don't think they would just 'get over it' though. You probably gave someone a heart attack.

Havoc: Oh well.

Dani: You heartless bastard! Next question is for Alex Armstrong.

I really want to know what HASN'T been passed through your
family for generations.

Alex: ….My devishly handsome good looks?

Dani: That works, I suppose. Anyways, our next question is for me! My second one this chapter! I'm so excited! 3

You should really let Anime!Wrath out of that closet... I'm starting
to fear for his mental stability... if he has any left...

Dani:…. I fear for everyone else's mental stability I do let him out…

Everyone else: *nodnod*

Dani: Anyways, our next questions come from laitue! The first is for Archer.

*run, beat Archer and hurt him badly*

Archer: *dies*

Dani: *cheers* Now, for everyone else!

Yeah ! That was cool, no ?

Everyone else: Yes! It was amazing!

Roy: I love you now! *holds up a 'We hate Archer sign* You're my hero!

Dani: Mine too! Next question is for Greed.

You see, I took revenge for you ! And I can give your skull back. Are you happy ?

Greed: I am very happy! Though I think my skull reduced to ashes. *sigh* Oh, well.

Dani: Next, for Archer.

Are you in pain ? If the answer is yes I'm happy : I like when
you suffer and I write stories about your death ! *evil laugh* Don't try to
shoot me otherwise Roy will burn you !

Archer: *wimpers* So cruel. I want to shoot you! *cries*

Roy: *Prepares to burn Archer*

Dani: Not yet, you have a question.

Please, burn his hair, he deserves it. I will do your paperwork if
you set fire to him.

Roy: Gladly! *Burns Archer's hair and hands laitue his paperwork* Thank you!

Riza: *facepalm*

Dani: Yes! Best. Review. Ever. Our next questions come from CrazyMellow102. The first is for Envy!

*hugs* one... two.. three..! Yay! I got a hug! =D

Envy: *sigh*

Dani: Yay for hugs! Congrats! Our next question is for Al!

You're welcome! =D

Alphonse: Yay for happy faces! :D

Dani: Our next question is for me! 3 in one chapter! This is the best day ever!

I wanna give you a cookie! =D *gives cookie*

Dani: O.o This really is the best day ever! *eats cookie with milk*

Edward: Ewww… milk….

Dani: Shuddup, milk is our favorite in the MSA!

Roy: Woo! *highfives Dani*

Dani: Yeah! Our next questions come from LoveStories! The first is for Ed.

*hugs Edo* Your my new best friend! =D *gives a cookie*

Edward: Hurray, I have a new friend! *eats cookie without milk*

Dani: Weirdo. Next, we have one for Roy

*hugs Roy* I'm glad you like the teddy bear! =D

Roy: Of course I love it. I love gifts! 3

Dani: You hung up that picture, riigghht?

Roy: Err…of course!

Dani: Good! Now we have a question for Anime!Wrath.

Heres a cookie! *hands Wrath a cookie*

Wrath: *Takes cookie and eats*

Dani: While he's eating that, a question for everyone else!

Run 'cause that cookie has A LOT of sugar. *big smile*

Everone: WHY?!?!? *cries*

Dani: *locks Wrath back in the closet again* Now, our next questions come from Nellabelle! The first is for Oliver.

Why do you not like your brother! You need to have sibling love! Take Envy
for example! He is the perfect example of brotherly love!

Oliver: He's too…affectionate, I guess. And Envy's only 'the perfect example of brotherly love' so people won't call him a crossdressing palmtree.

Dani: This is true. Next question is for Bradley's wife.

Do you know that your son and husband are humonculi? just askin.'

Bradley's wife: What's a humonculi?

Dani: I'll take that as a 'no'. Our next question is for Edward.

If you don't like milk, try adding Ovaltine! That's what I drink with milk to
make it taste good. Try it! I dare you! Muahahahaha!

Edward: I have to?

Dani: Yes.

Edward: *puts Ovaltine in milk and drinks* Eeew! *runs to bathroom*

Dani: I don't think he likes it. The next question is for Al.

Do you like milk? 'Cause it would seem weird that your brother doesn't like
milk and you do like milk. And do you like Envy's brotherly love towards you?
It's the sweetest thing!

Al: Actually I do like milk. It's the best. And Envy's 'brotherly love' is…er…kinda creepy.

Envy: Hey! But I love you!

Al: Er…okay…

Dani: Awkward… next question! It's for Riza.

How can you like Roy if he is always womanizing over other ladies? That's
very unattractive, you know. Are you like a girl that goes for any guy? If
you are and I think you are, go ask out Havoc right now!

Roy: Hey! I find that offensive!

Riza: So do I. I do not go for 'just any guy' and will not ask out Havoc because I do not like him.

Dani: That's all the questions we have for this chapter! Thank you all for your reviews, I'll see you all next time! Don't forget to review!