"Mavis! What's zee rush?" Dracula said as Mavis led him through the hotel. "C'mon i'll explain in a minute." Mavis said. As they moved through the hotel they got to the area where most of the vampires stayed. "We... Are going too break Dennis and Winnie up." Mavis said smiling broadly. ". . . Haha! Good one Mavis, but what are we really doing here? A guest need another towel?" Dracula said. "Oh come on!" Mavis said annoyed. "You can't really be thinking i'd deal with having a 25% vampire, 25% wolf 50% human grand kid right?" Mavis asked surprised Dracula wouldn't freak out. "Why would i freak out?" Dracula said. "Because you did with my child." Mavis said matter-of-factly. "Exactly, but i GOT OVER IT!" Dracula stated plainly. "Okay, i wasn't going too tell you this, but the other day i was in Dennis's room, and smelled wet dog!" Mavis said. "Oh no!" Dracula said sarcastically. "It smells like wet dog! Whatever shall we do?!" He saw Mavis's murderous face and shut up. "Good! Now if you'll let me finish i can say what i also smelt." She hissed with an actual snake tongue. "Okay, calm down cupcake and tell daddy what's wrong." He said. "I smelt sweat and... Sperm." She said going red faced. "Vampires rarely sweat, he puts deodorant on EVERY day, and doesn't workout since vampires don't gain weight." Mavis began. "And he obviously can't be masturbating if he didn't know about sex until that night." She said. Dracula gave her an uncertain look. "Are you saying?" Dracula began. "Yes! Now you see why we need to break up such an unstable relationship before someone gets hurt." Mavis pulled forward a box she had kept in her bag and began rummaging through it. "You and Johnny didn't get hurt." Dracula said. Mavis stopped rummaging but kept her head in the box. "Me and Johnny waited." She said keeping her eyes concealed. "Bat crap and you know it." Dracula said giving her a grimace. "I refuse too break it up." Dracula said. "Fine i don't need your help." Mavis said returning too rummaging. "Go tell Dennis if you want... After i finish my plan not only will he not be angry, he'll forget all about Winnie." She said smiling. "Fine then!" Dracula said storming off. "Okay, time for step 1." Mavis said pulling out a pillow. She then put a poem she had once gotten from Johnny as an Anniversary gift next too the pillow along with Winnie's ring on the pillow. Mavis looked at a list of the occupants and their pictures. "Someone a bit moralist-like." Mavis thought crossing out men first. "No, no, no, maybe this first." Mavis said seeing a suitable candidate. She then proceeded to write four words at the bottom of the poem grinning demonically as she put her plans into action. "From your secret admirer."
Okay guys, hope you like it, things are getting heated as Mavis tries too break up our favorite zing team, will it work out or will things crumble? find out next year (JK) tomorrow in my fanfic! :D