Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Alien or Space Balls, I honestly don't want an Alien, they hurt when they burst outta your body.
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Harry pushes aside the tapestry as they go to take their usual shortcut when they spot Ginny and Dean embracing each other, their lips glued to each other. Harry feels something large and scaly erupt into life in his stomach, clawing at his insides; hot blood and pain seem to fill his brain as the pain in his stomach increases.
"oi!" shouts Ron getting his sisters and his dorm-mates attention, "what?" asks Ginny, "I don't want to find my sister snogging people in public!" roars Ron.
The pain overwhelms Harry as he drops to the floor, Dean, Ginny and Ron turn just as he hits the floor. Sweat flowing down his brow as he clutches his stomach in pain. The others look on in shock as Harry's stomach starts to bulge up wards repeatedly as if some invisible hand is punching up and out of Harry's stomach. All of a sudden, blood starts seeping through Harry's clothing. To the horror of everyone watching a grotesque creature bursts out of Harry's chest and slides down on to the floor.
What truly shocks the onlookers is that the creature reaches back into the hole in Harry's chest and pulls out a cane and a top hat and begins signing and dancing down the hall out of site.
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Let's face it, the chest monster Harry felt around Ginny sounds awfully like the chest burster aliens from Alien. In my opinion that doesn't sound like love, it sounds like an alien ready to jump out of your body, if anything it describes Harry lusting after Ginny, not loving. That scaly beast clawing at his insides to get out sounds more like he got horny and the 'hot blood' that seemed to flood his brain was probably just his hormones and lust effecting his rationale thoughts.
In case you haven't noticed by now, I am a Harmony shipper, One; the love between Harry and his number one fan-girl sounds more like lust and two Hermione really and I mean really lowered her standards when she settled for Ron. I also really dislike Ron, I could never forgive a friend who repeatedly turns their back on me over jealousy and abandons me during times of great need.
Oh well, fingers crossed J.K Rowling rewrites the series towards a more harmonious ending.
Your Lovable Tiger.
P.S. Don't bother flaming me over my comments about the relationships of Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny, I don't care, this is my opinion and not everyone will agree with me. I can live with that, I just don't agree with the ending of the series in regards to relationships. Also I reckon Neville should have been the third member of the golden trio.