Still don't own Hey Arnold! know whad I'm sayin'?!
Chapter 11~Nigga What?!
It was just another ordinary day for the gang, Helga sat on the bus with Phoebe and her aardvark Thurman, and of course Sid and Stinky were making disgusting jokes in homeroom. Everything was as it should have been, until science.
Mr. Torres was pretty much everyone's favorite teacher. He was funny and didn't really give a fuck. But today, that changed for Helga Geraldine Pataki.
Walking into science with the gang, Helga was the first to notice what the next standard in science was…The reproduction of humans. Even Sid and Stinky were terrified of what was to come.
Once the bell rung, Mr. Torres skipped into the class, clearly he was quite amused by our faces.
"Good mornin' little cray cray scientists!" he exclaimed. The room stayed silent. "Well I guess you already know what we're gonna be learning about?" Silence was the only reply he received until a certain perverted fother mucker decided to raise his hand. "Yes, Sid" Mr. Torres asked.
"Yeah, so like, are we gonna watch porn or some shit?"
Sid earned laughter from all of the boys, the girls just replied with a look of disgust.
"Umm well we're gonna be watching videos today with some ahem, ssexxuall shiznit if ya catch mah drift," Mr. Torres answered.
Soon enough, the boys and girls were separated, the girls watching the head of a small child come out of a vagina, and the boys watching the before action of babies.
Finally, science was over, but sadly it was time for none other than Mr. Demetres' history class.
"Hey ya dumb shits today we're gonna talk about the cold war. Can any of you stop thinking about puttin' your dicks in some bitch's pussy and tell me what it is?" he asked.
Arnold ignored his lovely greeting and raised his hand. "Yes ya little oddly headed thing?"
They'd been through this the first day Arnold started going to Hillwood Junior High, he wasn't a penis!He decided it would be best to ignore this too and answer his question. "It was between the Soviet Union and the United States." He answered. "Good, so your brain's not just full of shit…" 'The Demon' mumbled. Soon enough, they were out of "The Demon's" lair and in the cafeteria.
"So what did you guys watch in science?" Stinky asked Helga and Phoebe.
Helga made a traumatized face as she remembered, "Birth." She simply said and hugged Thurman tighter.
"Did your dreams of watching pornography come true?" Phoebe asked while comforting Helga.
"Yeah, but I think it was made in like the 80s…" Sid's voice trailed off. "Why would you think that?" Arnold asked. "Cause that bitch didn't shave shit!" Stinky exclaimed. "Yeah! If I gotta shave my balls my hoe better shave dem pubes!" Harold exclaimed, earning high fives from most of the guys.
"Arnold, mah nigga you bet—"
"Hold up…Nigga what?" Gerald cut Sid off.
"Oh shit, sorry Gerald I just thought it was cool since me and you are and uhh…yeah sorry," Sid apologized.
"It's coo' nigga." Gerald responded with his arms crossed.
"But forreal do' Arnold, make sure Helga she dat shit befo' you be tryna hit,"
"Sid…just…don't" Arnold sighed.
"Oh so you mean she already shaves? Dat means she's probly already had nig…I mean motha fuggaz up in derr y'know?"
"Bitch!" Gerald yells, slapping Sid out of his seat.
"Nigga ya ain't black,"
For once Helga didn't have to do the punishing of Sid.
A/N:
Hayy sowwie it's been soo long, new school year beats down a nigga y'know? I'll try to make more new chapters though.
So the science teacher is named after Dahvie Vanity mainly 'cause I came up with off of the top of my head plus, Blood on the Dance Floor's new album just came out and it was his birthday on the 5th.
Ermahgerd did you guys miss Thurman?! I had to clean him like ten times just to make sure since Harold's a sick fuck that's into some weird shit...
Anywhore today I watched that Craig Bartlett interview and was inspired to write Nickelodeon a letter, then I remembered...I gotz a Hey Arnold! fanfic to write and what notz so...yup
I hope you guys know I love you an ass ton and a tit load and if you hate me for bein' gone for like 3 months I'll give you the gift of being allowed to say nigga...since I'm black and stuff
Anywhore gotta go and talk to a certain science teacher about a certain tall blue haired guy(Jayy von Monroe in case ya didn't know) SHIT THAT RHYMED xD