Chapter 11: Regrets
Link woke up in the woods again... This time at the top of the huge tree. "Wha..?" Link felt woosy, and his hand was numb. Fi popped up. "The experiment was a success." Fi made an odd noise. "HMMMMMMMMMMMM-mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Link had a confused face. "I made a smile. I have the "malformities" so I made the noise of a smiler. You can feel the power in your hand, can't you?" And so Link looked at his hand- and SAW A HIDEOUS TRIANGLE TATTOO WITH BLOOD ALL OVER HIS HAND! Link looked around for a scrub brush or something, and oddly enough he found a tree at the top of the big tree, with a furry brush thing. Link grabbed it and was just about to start scrubbing at that hideous tattoo when. "KEEEK-WWAaao-" the brush thing ran out of breath. It was another Kikwaii! Link was terrified. What should he do?! "Ehh. Oh hello there, travelor!" The mini, yet old, ballsack smoked a cig. Link scrambled into his pouch found his cellphone and dialed for Pipi- Link stopped. Memories cycled through Links mind... Pipit handing Link his first book he had already used since he was an upperclassman... Pipit slapping Link on the back when Link was perfectly fine without a slap... Pipit planting a tac on Legolas's seat, right where his anus would land... Link felt warm. But then he remembered... Pipit was probably already executed, or still in prison. Link did not stay for the sentencing, nor did he know if Pipit would even have a trial. Link felt a deep hole inside him. "Was it my fault?" Link animely shined his eyes at the Kikwaii. "Uh... Follow your heart, child... If someone needs rescuing, you should save them." The Kikwaii climbed back into a tree and smoked a blunt. Link silently thanked the Kikwaii, and jumped down the tree, right into a SkyBird ATM to warp back into the Sky. Link knew he had made a mistake. After seeing he needed Pipit's help and then not having it- Link knew. How could he have turned his back on his upperclassman bud?! He hurried all the way to the academy- it was nighttime now. Link met face to face with Fledge, doing a third push-up. "Ooh... Hi Link... Oh man... Now you know I am trying to workout so I can..." Link interrupted him, pointing to Pipit in the barrel, who had his head poking out so he could see Link. "MMMFUMMMFMMCKKMMMMMYIUMMM" a muffled yelling was heard. Fledge gulped. "Can you give me something...like...a stamina potion?" He twiddled his fingers and twerked slightly. Link looked at Fledge accusingly. "Is it green?" Link asked slowly. Fledge nodded, and without hesitation Link turned around, back facing Fledge, summoned Fi, punched her in the throat, took something, then shoved her back in there. Linked could be heard squirting a syringe out into a bottle. "I have one," link turned back around, holding a green-mixture filled glass. "OH BOY!" Fledge snatched and drank it up. His stomach began to grumble.. "Ugh... What's happen-" Fledge's stomach sounded like an explosion went off, and he instantly fell over, knocked out. Link quickly took his sword and smashed open the barrel Pipit was locked in, and slashed his bindings and suit. "Pipit... I regret helping them capture you... Now..., No time to explain! Come with me!" Link beckoned Pipit. Pipit was stunned- he felt compelled to follow his Freshie friend. Link jumped off with Pipit on his back, and used the Zelda towel to glide safely onto the tree. The Kikwaii woke up and noticed them. "Ahh... I see you have saved your fri-" Pipit grabbed a stick off the ground and swatted that fucking migit trash off that treebranch. He fell all the way to ground. A snapping sound was heard. "Cmon Freshie, let's get him!" Pipit waved to Link to come along and use his towel. Link complied and they dove down to safety. The Kikwaii was howling in pain. "MY FUCKING KNEEEEE!" Pipit laughed. "You don't even have one of those! YOU ARE A WALKING BALLSACK!" Pipit began pummeling the Kikwaii with his stick. Link watched, smiling as usual. Link saw a Troll with a shotgun, quickly finished him off and handed the gun to Pipit. "Thanks freshmen-friend!" Pipit gleamed, firing an execution shot at the final Kikwaii in the forest. Pipit turned to Link. "Hehe, I can't thank you enough Freshie! You really saved my bacon!" Pipit friendlyly handed back the shotgun. "I owe you one... So here, take my upgraded empty wallet- it can hold 1000 rupees." Link smiled and was grateful. He had 500 rupees before, and that was his max. Link was satisfied, and expected Pipit to warp back to SkyIsland or something, but he didn't. Suddenly Fledge called Link! "LINK! YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!" The voice sounded deeper than Fledge usually sounded... "After I drank the potion, somehow Pipit escaped and Gannon found out, and is offering 500 rupees to anyone who can capture and return Pipit!" Fledge sounded not too upset or scared, surprisingly. Now Link remembered Pipit and his past... But the non-full wallet left a void inside Link. The 500 rupees could fill that void. Link hung up and turned to Pipit, and BLEW A FUCKING HOLE IN HIS LEG. "AHHHHH!" Pipit screeacched, immobilized. Link smiled, and warped them back to SkyIsland to cash in the dough. Gannon found Link and congratulated him. "Here you go, boy!" Gannon jostled Link's hair, and handed him the 500 rupees. "Nice job." Gannon pulled away Pipit. Link saw a huge shadow emerge behind him... He turned around to see a NEW FLEDGE!