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"Advice"

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"Demon/Monster-Hollow"

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"You know, things are pretty wierd here. I mean, if this is a different dimension... then why is everything written in a bunch of really old languages?"

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The loud sounds of blades clashing were heard throughout the courtyard.

Kenpachi's eye patch and Sanmi's hood had long been removed. It was an official battle of the titans.

Kenpachi's Zanpakutou swung down and met with Sanmi's claws.

Neither side gave as they pushed. Suddenly, Sanmi drew back one of his claws and fired a cero.

Kenpachi's eyes widened and he leaped backwards to let the cero blast miss. His eyes suddenly glazed over.

Sanmi let out a sick smile. "Gotcha."

Kenpachi didn't hear. He was in his own mind right now. He just stood there before he had a look of horror on his face and he was brought back to reality.

"What did you just-" he started.

"I had some fun with your memories. But, I never thought that you'd be afraid of something like that... You care a lot about Yachiru, don't ya? That can only make what I'm about to do even more fun..." said Sanmi, maintaining his twisted smile.

His claws came forth as he charged. Kenpachi blocked his attacks until he saw something. Yachiru was being impaled by his own Zanpakutou.

"Wow, I didn't think you'd actually do that. Just when you think you know a guy..." started Sanmi. "I still can't believe that you killed the girl you considered your daughter." His smile grew so wide that his head had actually split in 2 with his grin.

He suddenly vanished and their battle ground morphed into a field of Yachiru's corpses.

All of the bodies had looks of shock and betrayal stuck on their faces.

He looked forwards and saw The Yachiru he first impaled, her eyes locked with his.

"Wh- Why? Why, Ken-chan...? Why?" she coughed up some blood on his chest.

He couldn't move. He just couldn't. All the other corpses of Yachiru started to stand. All of them asking him 'Why?'

They struck him with their Zanpakutou.

Kenpachi's eyes suddenly opened. He stood there with all 3 of Sanmi's claws having impaled him. He could move again. But his entire body hurt.

"5 seconds. You were in my nightmare for 5 seconds and you've already had a mental breakdown. I've destroyed you from the inside out and vice versa. You know, I've recently taken up poetry. Tell me what you think of this: 'Causing chaos, all for fun. Yet it's legal, not on-the-run. As you fight beneath the sun. We know you will never be done...' It's good, don't you think?" Kenpachi's vision swam and blurred. "'Night night, sleep tight. The battle is done, you cannot fight. All is finished, all is right. Perhaps now, you'll see the light.'" finished Sanmi.

Kenpachi passed out. Sanmi had beaten him. Badly.

Yachiru ran to him, trying to shake him awake.

"Don't bother, he'll be like that for another week. Then, stay away from him for about a month, give him time to get back to his senses. He won't be the same 'Zaraki Kenpachi' for a while." advised Sanmi as he covered his face from view again.

Yachiru, shaken up, nodded and took Kenpachi to the 4th division.

Sanmi slowly shook his head. The stupidity of some people. He couldn't believe that Kenpachi had fought him unprepared. Before he walked off, something else occurred to him.

"I wonder what I'll be having for dinner tonight..."

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"He did what?!" yelled Grimmjow.

"You heard me, he just decided to send over a hundred Hollows to their deaths. He clearly is taking a suicidal path and is also taking risks we'd never thought him capable of!" said the Hollow to Grimmjow. "Also, I've heard that we've captured that Strawberry's friend. That true?" it asked.

Grimmjow nodded. "This just can't end well." He clenched his fists. "But we can't do a damn thing about it."

"That is not necessarily true." said a voice from behind them.

"U-Ulquiorra-sama. What are you doing here?" asked the Hollow.

"I have a proposition. Uzumaki Naruto, the Kitsune-Hollow has a plan. We know that Aizen can be defeated, nobody is invincible. But, at the rate he's going, he'd might as well be a god. We have to stop him before he reaches that point." said Ulquiorra with a frown.

:Wait... a frown? On Ulquiorra's ever-emotionless face? What the fuck?!:"What's with the sudden show of emotion, Schiffer?" asked Grimmjow, fingering the handle of his Zanpakutou.

"I'm worried. With somebody like Aizen, anyone would be." said Ulquiorra.

"Wait a minute. Wha- oh. Oh. OH! I get it! You're a regular turncoat, aren't you?" questioned Grimmjow.

Ulquiorra's eye twitched, "Hai. I plan to betray Aizen. Do you understand what I'm saying now?" said Ulquiorra with a severe twitching brow. "We already have Halibel and Neliel on our side. We'll need a good distraction and a few more allies. Naruto-sensei knows precisely what we need to do if we are to bring Aizen down before he reaches his full potential." finished Ulquiorra.

"Well, I don't know about you, Grimmjow-sama but I think it sounds like a good idea. By the looks of it, lots of friends are on the other side of that wall and- wait... did you just say 'Naruto-sensei'?!" The Hollow had started his persuation with Grimmjow when he suddenly turned his head towards Ulquiorra, questioning.

"Hey, yeah, what's that about?" asked Grimmjow.

"-sigh- I don't have time to give you the details but... Before I was an Arrancar, Naruto trained me to survive. I actually see him as a sort of 'older brother figure' but, the title of sensei just stuck. Afterall, which would you rather see? Myself running up to him screaming 'Aniki!' and giving him a hug or giving him a slight nod and saying politely 'Ohayo, Naruto-sensei.'?"

In Grimmjow and the Hollow's mind the small chibi forms of Naruto and Ulquiorra appeared. It was almost reminiscent of those awful drawings Rukia made.

Grimmjow just shivered. "That first idea was really wierd. You know that? It's almost like a bunch of people with giant eyebrows and spandex suits screaming about youth... then hugging... Don't know where that thought came from, but it reminds me a little too much of that 'aniki' crap."

Ulquiorra simply blinked before a small, yet, sheepish smile graced his features. "Well, oddly enough, there are people like that..." he started.

"Really? What color were their spandex suits? Purple or orange?" asked the Hollow.

The Arrancar present just looked at the Hollow with faces mixed in shock, disgust, and fear.

"Um... neither, the suits were green..." began Ulquiorra, almost feeling sick.

"Perfect! I've got entire closets full of those things. Hm... Oh, I've got it. To the Power of Youth!" screamed the Hollow as it ran off to... somewhere...

Comic anime tears flowed down Ulquiorra's downcast face, his arm drying his tears, removing his eyes from the sight of others.

Grimmjow's face had turned a shade of green unknown to the world. "I'm gonna go throw up somewhere..."

Ulquiorra just finished wiping the tears away before a new thought came to mind. 100 Hollows in green spandex with a sunset background.

"By Kami-sama... What the fuck have I done...?"

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Naruto sighed for what felt like the hundreth time. It was so boring today. Halibel hadn't come by to watch him yet. he heard some footsteps and looked to see who would be guarding him for the day.

"Oh, hey Green-eye." greeted Naruto.

Ulquiorra just shifted uncomfortably.

"Ohayo, Naruto-sensei. I have good news and bad news. Which would you-" he began.

"Good news. I'll probably need to be in good spirits for whatever bad stuff is going to be sent my way." commented Naruto.

"Hai. Well, Grimmjow has joined our side as well as a Hollow that was with him. We just might have enough of a force to pose a threat. When Soul Society sends their shinigami here for the attack, it'll hopefully be enough to kill off Aizen, or at least weaken him enough to be finished off by someone else. In addition, we have forces on the outside that have proven successful at causing massive distractions. While they were dealt with swiftly..." Ulquiorra took the oppurtunity to cringe, "They served their purpose and caused harm to befall massive portions of Los Noches. Also, Luppi has been killed and we might just have the oppurtunity to kill off Szayel off and prevent any more of his sick experiments."

"Good, he and Kurotsuchi Mayuri remind me way too much of Orochimaru. I don't care which of them die first, I just want 'em dead. But, for now, those temes can live." said Naruto. "Oh, almost forgot... what's this 'bad news' you were talking about?" asked Naruto.

"Er... You know those stories you'd tell me. Of your friends..." he started.

"Mm hm... go on."

"Then there was that one time you told me about Gai and Lee..." continued Ulquiorra.

Naruto's skin lost all color and bleached to a new shade of white.

"Ulquiorra... how does this bad news have anything to do with Gai and Lee?"

"The Hollow I was just talking about said something about youth after Grimmjow-san said something about spandex suits. Then I told him they were green..."

Color returned to Naruto's face and he looked at Ulquiorra, killing intent radiating off of him in waves of unbridled fury. He started intently into Ulquiorra's eyes, his face overly cheerful.

"Ulquiorra-kun... we're going to have a little chat after this is all over. Got it?" asked Naruto.

"Hai, sensei." said Ulquiorra, nervous.

Whenever Naruto promised one of his 'chats' with Ulquiorra, he knew that he'd be in for a world of hurt... But, the 'kun' honorific didn't improve anything. It only meant that it would hurt more.

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End of Chapter XI.

Not long, 1 maybe 2,000 words.

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