Me: Childhood Friend against Extreme Boxer.
Francelin: Whose Childhood friend...
Mariano: It's that blond Lucian is Rin-chan's childhood friend obviously, you useless.
Andriana: Eh, I never knew that.
Cherylana: Well... Boss would know since of his skirt chasing ability...
Rambian: That... I can't back up... Sorry boss...
Peter: This violent woman doesn't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn or any of the other characters.
Me: Hey! All my real life friends are more violent than me; I'm the victim I'll have you know! I get hit every time my best friend laughs!
Katan: On with the actual story…
Verdura VS Vogola: Lucian Cielo VS Sasagawa Ryohei
Lucian, the yellow haired and honey eyed sun guardian of the Verdura famiglia was prepared for his upcoming fight with the Vongola sun guardian. He walked steadily down the stairs, not missing a single step and walked towards the door without saying a single word…
Most of his famiglia members were in the living room after finishing their breakfast cooked by the Verdura right hand, since the chef of the family, the Verdura boss, was out of commission in the hospital.
"You ready for your fight Lucian?" Kyn asks as he was about to open the door to walk out.
Lucian simply nods silently and puts on his boots, with his trusty bat tied to his back.
Everybody in the Verdura family knew that Lucian was the quiet one in the family, only speaking when necessary, and usually keeps to himself during social events. One of his noticeable characteristics that all of the family knew about was his never changing expression…
It was always solemn as if he was contemplating about something. However, despite his serious facade, he devotionally cares about his family members and is very dependable in tough situations.
After getting prepared, the sun guardian opened the door, giving a small wave to Kyn as he walked outside. It was sometimes difficult for his family members to decipher Lucian's true personality, since they knew that he wasn't the type of person to readily show his emotions.
Though… There was one person who could always read him like a book. Rinan sat on a couch in the living room reading the morning paper. She didn't want to say anything to him as he left but sat there observing his expression and movements.
Rinan knew that despite Lucian's serious expression, that inside he was actually anxious about his upcoming spar with the Vongola sun guardian. It had been a while since Lucian had a worthy opponent to fight with. He usually didn't join in the family training sessions or ask anybody to practice fighting against him.
Today, the Verdura sun was prepared to fight for the honor of his family and prove his strength to the guardian of the most powerful mafia family allied with the Verdura.
Lucian jumped off board the helicopter and his expression was still unwavering despite the cold conditions on Mt. Fuji. He began to walk towards the coordinates of where his appointed match would be. The only information he knew about his opponent was that his name is Sasagawa Ryohei, a boxing freak who isn't the type to use his head.
At the appointed site, he saw a white haired boy doing some push ups on the ground.
"500, 501, 502, 503, 504, 505…" The Vongola sun guardian was continuously counting down how many push ups he had completed.
"Uh, hello there..." Lucian uttered to get the Ryohei's attention.
Ryohei immediately got up, "THAT WAS AN EXTREME WORK OUT!" he pumped his fists in the air. "You must be the guy that I'm going to fight today, let's hope we have an EXTREME match!" The energized boy put out his hand to Lucian.
Lucian acknowledged that and shook the hand. Now there was a gleam of excitement and energy that could be seen in the Verdura's eyes. Ryohei met his eyes with a burning spirit as the two fighters then released their handshake.
"So should we use our box weapons?" Lucian asked.
"USING BOX WEAPONS WILL MAKE THIS FIGHT NOT TO THE EXTREME!" The Vongola exclaimed "Let's fight like true men, fist against fist. We shall have an EXTREMELY MANLY MATCH!"
"Sounds fair..." The Verdura nods as he gets into his martial arts position, with his fists in front ready.
Ryohei was wearing a boxing robe the entire time and quickly tossed it off his body with a hand. The robe flew several feet away to a nearby tree, leaving the Vongola shirtless.
Lucian stared strangely at his opponent… After all, who in the world would fight in this cold weather without wearing something warm?
"Yosh! Let's begin now!" Ryohei rushed at Lucian sending a swipe straight at his head.
The yellow haired boy saw this attack coming at him and ducks his head down to barely miss the punch. He then executes a fist at Ryohei's gut. Predicting the incoming attack, the Vongola sun takes several quick steps back to avoid the hit. Ryohei then lunges forward to do a straight on punch.
With his quick reflexes, Lucian blocks by putting both his forearms in front of him, forming a X barrier. The punch makes impact with the block, making the defender feel the brunt force of the attack.
'I shouldn't underestimate him.' Lucian thought 'one hit from this guy would create a lot of damage and injuries.
Both fighters then leapt back several feet to create distance. Ryohei grunted as he sent a punch against the air.
For a split second Lucian was wondering what his opponent was doing, then it hit him… Literally. He hissed in pain as he felt this force impact his stomach, as if he had been physically socked there. Lucian realized that Ryohei's punch through the air was what caused this pain… This sort of ability from the sun Vongola was unheard of.
Ryohei took advantage of his opponent's guard down and unleashed a flurry of punches charging at Lucian. Lucian quickly got a hold of himself and began blocking madly.
*POW POW POW POW POW!* Ryohei's punches were as quick as bullets.
The Verdura was panting as he was attempting to ward off the punches, but was unluckily nicked by a few. With each successive punch, the brunt force and power was increasing… Lucian knew that he couldn't keep his defense up for long.
"Gah!" Ryohei yelled out as he thrust a punch straight at Lucian's mid section. The force from this impact made the blonde haired boy fly several feet, scrapping his back against the snow. Lucian groaned from the pain of all the hits he had taken, but managed to keep his concentration.
The white haired boy came rushing at his fallen opponent and leapt up in the air, coming straight down Lucian with a fist. Realizing what was coming at him, Lucian immediately rolled out of the way from the *WHUMP!* of the punch. The blonde boy's body was still close to the ground and swung his right foot at Ryohei's legs, making the Vongola be swept off his feet, thus landing back flat on the snow.
Lucian did not waste a split second, he went over to Ryohei, hooked his arm around the Vongola's neck, putting him in a headlock.
"Feel like giving up?" The Verdura muttered silently.
"G-g-gah!" Ryohei cried out as he felt his oxygen supply being restricted, "I WILL NOT GIVE UP TO THE EXTREME!" He fiercely elbowed Lucian in the gut, forcing the Verdura to let go of him.
Lucian was tempted to use his bat, but he knew that would be unfair because he agreed to a combat match with absolutely no weapons. His only option right now was to avoid the punches to the best of his ability and find openings to attack.
Ryohei came at Lucian once again with an incoming punch, though instead of punching his opponent, he punched at a tree, breaking it in half.
Thanks to Lucian's quick reflexes, he was able to get out of the way and it was fortunate that it was the tree that received the hit, not him. He met with Ryohei once again facing another incoming punch, though this time Lucian decided to change his fighting style.
Before the punch could make any impact, Lucian gripped onto Ryohei's wrist and outstretched arm, and flung the white headed boxer over. Ryohei felt the impact of the cold icy snow against his face and instantly got up, feeling even more charged up about this fight.
"Rahhhh!!!" The boxer gave a war cry as he tackled Lucian like a fully powered rhinoceros.
"Oof!" The Italian Verdura was caught off guard by this attack and ended up being rammed against tree. He then raised his elbows above Ryohei's head and began continuously elbowing down the Vongola's head.
"Gah!!! YOU'RE GIVING ME AN EXTREME HEADACHE!" Ryohei yelled as he let go of Lucian and thrust a punch at his head.
Lucian jumped to the side, leaving the tree behind him to break in half from the punch. The boxer then met his opponent and gave out a short ranged punch. Lucian grabbed onto his opponent's fist with his left hand, pulled Ryohei closer to him and uppercut the Vongola at his ribs with his right fist. He kept endlessly upper cutting Ryohei. The sun Vongola finally had enough strength to counter against his opponent by harshly punching upwards Lucian's jaw- a tooth flew out.
The Verdura boy stopped his attacks and took several steps back as he held onto his injured jaw. He had been bleeding in his mouth from the first hits he had taken at the beginning of the fight, now there was even more pain added, though Lucian ignored it since he was intensely into his spar.
Both fighters were panting loudly, with their fists still raised and their eyes burning with their resolve.
"Yosh, time for me to start getting EXTREMELY serious!" Ryohei pumps his fists in the air, his expression now looking even more serious. He began to hop up and down with his feet, preparing for his next move.
"Is he doing some sort of tap dance?" Lucian mutters keeping watch.
Ryohei's foot movement starts to become even more complicated as it became too fast for the normal eye to comprehend.
*WOOSH!* Then there seems to be multiple Ryohei's spinning rapidly around Lucian. This was footwork that he learned from Lussuria's muay thai, in which it confuses the opponent by creating multiple copies… Formed by after images.
"What the-?" Lucian couldn't keep himself still as he was turning his head side to side attempting to find the real Ryohei.
"Grah!" The Ryohei copies yelled out as they all came in enclosed in on the Verdura, punching him at the same time.
"Ahhhh!" Lucian screamed out in pain as he felt himself being hit in multiple areas. Though, this became an opportune moment for Lucian to strike, since he managed to keep track of where the real Ryohei was at and sent a rocketing back fist to the Ryohei at his right side.
"You're better than I thought." The sun Vongola groaned as he was thrown aback from the hit, making his copies disappear.
Lucian held onto his right rib cage, the area where the most pain had been inflicted.
"You know if we keep this up, someone's gonna end up in pretty critical condition." The Verdura sun pointed out.
"Alright, let's see who is the strongest among us, let's have one more EXTREME round!"
The two fighters faced each other, seeing the fighting passion burning in each others' eyes. It had been a long time since Lucian had been so intent in a battle… at this point, he even grinned at the thought of wondering who the victor would be.
The two sun guardians got into their fighting stances and stared at each other for a split second.
"RAH!" They both gave out their war cries and charged straight at each other, fist first.
*POW!* Ryohei's punch made impact at Lucian's Jugular vein.
*SMACK!* Lucian's punch made impact at one of Ryohei's head veins.
Both fighters hit each other simultaneously; the vein impacts made the sun guardians start to feel woozy and lightheaded.
*WHAM!* Lucian and Ryohei fell down at the same time, their backs touching the snow…
In the end… It was a draw, with a double knock out…
Back at the Verdura House
It was 12:30 pm, and everybody had just finished eating their lunch prepared by Kyn. The Verdura members were chatting with the Vongola members, though not all of the Vongola present this day. Yamamoto had to leave earlier to help out with his dad's sushi shop, Hibari didn't like crowds so he only bothered to show up for 10 minutes, Chrome and Mukuro only stayed for a short time also and left to do their business.
So this left only the only Vongola members: Gokudera and Lambo who were still in the Verdura house. Lambo had just had an insane sugar rush and was now napping inside a metal cage that Rinan set up. The Vongola decimo was still residing in Namimori hospital, recovering from his injuries. Reborn, the home tutor was napping on a hammock he set up.
Kyn felt anxious about what happened to Lucian, and noticed the time
"Hey guys," she spoke out "Shouldn't Lucian and Ryohei be back by now? They've been gone for several hours."
"Maybe they're still fighting." Praizel uttered.
"I doubt a boxing match would last this long." Reborn woke up from his nap already changed in his Italian suit. "Are you worried Kyn?"
"Y-yeah…" The Verdura right hand nods
"Those two probably got lost going down the mountain then." Reborn smirks, he knew how thick headed Ryohei could be
"Then let's go send out a search party for those two." Rinan stands up after sipping her tea "Wouldn't want those two knuckle heads dying on us."
"YAY! SEARCH PARTY! SEARCH PARTY!!!" Joyce jumps up excitedly.
"Joyce, it's not an actually party calm down." Rinan sweat dropped at her, she knew how her 'daughter's' brain worked.
"I would like to come along this search party too." Reborn jumps up on Kyn's shoulder "After all, I would like to see the bloody brawl that those two had."
The other members listening to this conversation nervously sweat dropped… They remembered what happened last time when Reborn wanted a bloody fight.
"Alright, so first of all we need to get a helicopter up Mt. Fuji ASAP," Kyn said in an orderly tone. In times when Nick was not around to give orders, it was up to Kyn, the right hand woman to do so. "Then we need to decide who is going to stay here to watch the house and who is going to be part of the search party."
"I WANNA GO! I WANNA GO!" Joyce rose up her hand with enthusiasm
"I'll just stay here," Gokudera mumbled annoyed "I don't care about that lawn head anyways."
"Since I'll be providing connections with the helicopter I'll have to go," Rinan stated "And I need to babysit Joyce too." she glared at her 'daughter'.
"So Gokudera, Ange, Praizel, and Shantel are going to stay here to hold the fort," Kyn instructed, "I'll be joining the search party since I've actually been up to Mt. Fuji before." the real reason why she was going with the search team was because if it was only Joyce, Rinan and Reborn, then there would be complete chaos!
Rinan would be bugged to death by Joyce and some violence would ensue. Kyn knew that she had to be the figure that makes sure that everything would be executed orderly.
Gokudera grumbled, "Oh great, it's me, the aho ushi, and the Verdura women here."
Kyn, Rinan and Reborn ignored Gokudera's grumble and got ready to go out in the cold.
Rinan was the first to step outside the helicopter onto the snowy ground; she scanned the area, noticing all of its distinctive characteristics.
Following behind her was the hyperactive Thunder Verdura, Joyce. She happily began skipping around the snowy area like a little child in a candy shop.
Last to get out was Kyn with Reborn on her shoulder. She looked at the area and realized that this was a different location to where she and Gokudera were dropped off at. The helicopter pilot was given specific instructions to not leave until they came back with Ryohei and Lucian.
"So, do we have the coordinates of where those two are?" Kyn asks.
"No need for coordinates," Reborn spoke "I've placed bugs on Ryohei and Lucian just in case something like this would happen." He took out a mini GPS device that showed two red dots, indicating the distance where they are from the search team and the exact location.
Reborn received stares from the three Verdura females.
"Did you bug all of us?" Rinan demanded.
"That's something for me to know and you to find out," Reborn smirks, "Let's not waste any more time and go."
Rinan could be described as someone similar to Lucian, since they both weren't the type of people to normally express their emotions. She also had that emotionless serious look most of the time, though she has a greater degree of a scary aura around her.
They are people that could be easily be misunderstood, though are actually different once one gets to know them. Rinan and Lucian are both devoted to their famiglia and are willing to crush anyone that is a threat to them. Both are very reliable and dependable members of the Verdura family. And they prefer to be quiet during sociable events.
During the first five minutes of walking up a mountain trail, there was quite an awkward silence between the 4 individuals… Until…
"Let's have a snowball fight out here someday!" Joyce suggested with zeal.
"NO!" Rinan and Kyn resounded at the same time.
--Back to Ryohei and Lucian—
5 minutes after being knocked out, Ryohei wakes up. He stands up and finds his boxing robe and puts it back on.
"THAT WAS ONE EXTREME FIGHT!" He yells out with fire in his eyes. He then looks around and sees Lucian still knocked out, "Looks like it's time to get down the mountain, good fight there." he says to the unconscious boy.
Ryohei walks over to Lucian and carries him on bride style, "Yosh! Let's go!" the Vongola sun guardian enthusiastically starts running down the mountain trail, holding onto Lucian's body.
--Back to the search crew—
While sitting on Kyn's shoulder, Reborn looks at the tracking device and sees the two dots on the move.
"Hey, looks like we're getting closer to them." he reports.
"Oh thank goodness that means they're alright!" Kyn sighs of relief.
"At least those two weren't complete idiots after all." Rinan mumbles, though inside she actually felt relieved also. She has actually been the one most worried about Lucian, though she doesn't want to show that she is.
"Can we all have a snow ball fight once they get here?" A certain somebody exclaims loudly.
"NO!"
"I'm sure Ryohei and Lucian are pretty tired after their fight, though I am really curious to find out who won." Kyn wonders aloud.
Traveling along the same trail, Kyn, Joyce, Rinan and Reborn see a very familiar person running towards them.
"HEY EVERYONE!" the white haired guardian yells out. "THIS GUY AND I HAD ONE EXTREME FIGHT!"
"He doesn't even know his opponent's name." Rinan mutters coldly. She then takes a closer look at the thing that Ryohei had in his hands, "Oh my..." she grins deviously.
Joyce quickly takes out her DSi and takes a picture of Ryohei holding onto Lucian bride style.
'Oh no, not another blackmail!' Kyn thinks as she sees that DSi.
It takes the Vongola guardian half a minute until he reaches to the search group.
"So what are you guys doing here?" The white haired boxer asks them.
"They were worried about you," Reborn answers "So I presume you won your match?"
"Nope! It was an EXTREME tie!"
"Huh? Then how come you're up and at it, while Lucian is knocked out?" Kyn asks
Ryohei starts explaining the details of the fight, giving play by play sequences, enthusiastically describing everything.
"… And so that's what extremely happened!" the Vongola concluded. At this time, everyone got back to the helicopter and it was taking them back to Namimori City.
"You and Lucian should really get to the hospital," Kyn states "you might have a concussion."
"As if I need to go to some hospital!" Ryohei exclaims "I feel EXTREMELY FINE!"
Kyn face palms while Rinan starts calling up more of her connections to get some extra rooms in Namimori hospital.
Joyce sat there, playing with her DSi and deviously smiling at the fact that she was able to obtain another piece of blackmail.
Omake:
What happens when there are no noisy ones visiting the hospital?
"Why are all the guys in the hospital? At least try to avoid wounds you bunch of useless fools. Oh yes, the other guardians told me to pass on that again we have someone that embarrassed our family name." Rinan composedly sipped her cup of Japanese green tea; she had earlier come in with a bottle of tea and a pack of monaka: wafer cake filled with bean jam.
"Not my fault I lost... Plus Joyce and you are the ones taking those photos..." Lucian spoke very quietly, he didn't like losing but the Vongola is the strongest mafia family.
"That's right! Plus Lucian had a draw! Ow…" Felix jumped out of his bed, though the bruises and small cuts still hurt.
"Don't move so recklessly if you're hurt, you brainless Neanderthal. If Sasagawa Ryohei used his Vongola box weapon Lucian'll be in bigger trouble than he is right now."
'Argh… If I wasn't hurt right now, I'll… The photos...' Felix tried to calm down, he didn't want to move so much that his wounds would reopen.
"Rin, don't be mean." Nick scold Rinan for making Felix depressed, the three Vongola members just ate monaka and watched them.
"Shut up you losers, I don't understand how you three could end up in hospital, it's natural if you lose they're the strongest mafia family after all. Money should come first you bunch of idiots. I mean health..."
As Nick heard this, he was in a state of shock and froze 'All she cares about is the medical fee...?' Rinan just sat there sipping tea and resenting how much the fee cost, after all she didn't like Mariano coming over.
The two storm guardians meet up on the elevator by coincidence, when the two saw each other it was reasonably awkward, nevertheless when they unbolted the door to the specially booked room that everyone was in; they refuse to accept what they saw.
"Nick! What happened?!" Kyn rushed to check up on the shock and depressed boss but as she saw Rinan she can pretty much imagine what happened. After all Rinan hated anything that had to do with asking the Polpo to bring money, they wasted quite a bit considering the additional fees from the medical fees for the Vongola family and that hired helicopter.
"Hey stupid woman… Where's the rest of your stupid super loud family?" Gokudera noisily inquired to Kyn who was right in front of him.
"They're playing around somewhere near the hospital, I don't want us to get kicked out again so I made them stay outside." Kyn sighed back, before she walked over to Lucian's bed. "Lucian you woke up."
"Yea... I just... Don't like the hospital smell..." Lucian looked very pale for some reason.
"Oh yea, after 'that' happened you never went to a hospital until now." Rinan remember the 'good times' when Lucian visited Rinan whose father owned a hospital.
She would sometimes use him as an experiment for playing 'Doctor' during her father was at work, and when Lucian would get wounds playing baseball.
'That...?' Gokudera, Tsuna and the other Verdura members contemplated.
"Oh yes, its Ange's turn tomorrow right? Shouldn't we get Cheri to look after they're fight? Just in case something happen?" Rinan poured another cup of tea for herself.
"Why not? Unless the two Clouds mind, which I don't think Ange will." Kyn asked, Gokudera and herself no longer standing but sitting on seats that the nurse brought in.
"Well looks like only the guys got into the hospital." Rinan sipped her tea, wiping the smile on her face.
"Well I think Ange might end up in hospital too..." Kyn frowned as she doubted since Cheri's there watching but there was a possibility of that.
"Let's see... Tsuna won the first match that one point for them." Rinan stated the outcome of the first match.
"We had a draw on the second match so there are no points." Gokudera pointed out after her.
"Felix and Yamamoto had a draw too so no points, with the Vongola winning by one." Nick summed up all the results of the first 3 matches.
"This guy and I had an EXMTREME DRAWING MATCH!!!" Ryohei was standing next to Lucian put his arm around the dazed and just awake Lucian.
"... No point..." The blond yawned and mumbled.
"The Cloud match, Hibari would most likely to win since short range and long range don't match, Ange's short range so it would be a disadvantage, and Hibari is the strongest Guardian of Vongola." Felix got out his notebook of facts and jotted a few things down.
"I doubt Joyce would lose to the 5 year old, but I'm not sure Praizel would win in her match." Rinan told Felix to write that down too.
"Ahahaha, I'm lost here, so who wins?" Yamamoto laughed as he finished his monoka.
"Let's see... If what we estimated was true, then the Vongola would be winning by two matches." Felix checked his handy dandy notebook.
"Um... Did Reborn tell you how we fight or..." Tsuna asked it was a bit strange that they knew how well they're fighting abilities was.
"Oh that, we asked our Ninja family to gather information, Reborn was the one that asked them just so you know, he just gave us an overall record only so don't worry." Kyn replied to the pale looking Tsuna.
"Plus, only the non-fighters and the fighters that have finished can see them, if anyone try and sneak peek... They'll... End up in hospital." Rinan grinned like the mischievous Cheshire Cat.
"Rinan, you promised to go to the bookstore…" Shantel appeared from the only door to that room.
"Oh yea, let's go Shan, laters then guys." Rinan waved without facing the others and just walked out of the room with Shantel after she bowed.
"Now while we got rid of the poisonous one… How's that plan coming along Felix?" Kyn asked Felix quickly.
"What plan, for what?" Felix had a bit of a memory loss.
"THE PLAN TO GET THE PHOTOS BACK!!!" The Verdura boss and right-hand woman shouted at him.
"Oh! That! No not yet, I have to work out her traps in her room remember? I'm stuck here; no way can I check that room."
"I'm not going in that room either, I went in last time, and she nearly killed me with those traps." Kyn responded swiftly, she hated going into her room.
"Well then… What are we going to do?" Nick inquired.
"Um… Joyce is the one that have the DSi. But, I think Rinan might have saved that onto her computer and her USB." Lucian was her childhood friend; he knew what she was like.
" Wha… Joyce's DSi, Rinan's computer and that panda USB that she carries around in her pocket? We're doomed!" Felix shouted, the Vongola members just watched them getting frustrated and going pale.
"Erm…"
"Don't ask!" All the Verdura excluding Lucian who is now asleep, cut the alarmed Tsuna off.
"Don't shout at the tenth!"
"Shut up hot head, this is important and you guys don't need to know!"
"People that are not quiet shall leave this room…" The nurse looked fiercely at the two Storm Guardians.
"… Sorry…"
What Actually Happened:
Kyoko & Ryohei:
Kyoko: Are you alright onii-san? *visiting him in the hospital*
Ryohei: K-y-oko?! Yeah I'm feeling extreme today! I just uh- fell off a roof while sweeping the snow off it.
Kyn: As if anyone would believe that lie… *mutters*
Kyoko: Onii-san you need to be more careful! And since all of your friends came to visit you today I made a lot of food here for everyone. *smiles*
Joyce:
Lucian: *Has been knocked out sleeping comfortably in his hospital bed in the same room.*
Joyce: *Takes out a karaoke machine and some microphones* Karaoke party!
Rinan: Oh great, we're going to get kicked out again.
Joyce: *Starts singing*
Kyn: *Face palm* There will never be any rest here in the hospital.
Gokudera, Lambo & Kyn:
*Back at the Verdura house*
Kyn: Hayato! Hayato? *Sees Gokudera isn't around* Oi hot head where'd you go?
*Hears something shouting out gyahahahhahahaha*
Gokudera: come back here you aho ushi!
Kyn: *Sees that the cage lambo was in has been busted open*
Rinan & Joyce:
Rinan: Let's see... Nick.
Joyce: Check!
Rinan: Kyn.
Joyce: Check!
Rinan: Felix.
Joyce: Check!
Rinan: Lucian.
Joyce: Check!
Rinan: So we've got Ange and Praizel left huh, not bad.
Nick: ... Uh, so what's this for?
Rinan & Joyce: Blackmailing of course.
Monaka:
Tsuna: ... My stomach hurts...
Nick: ... Me too...
Felix: Me three...
Yamamoto: Ahahaha... Looks like that applies to all of us?
Lucian: My stomach doesn't hurt…
Ryohei: My stomach hurts TO THE EXTREME!!!
Lucian: Did you guys eat something?
Tsuna: I don't think that the hospital will give us poisonous food…
Tsuna, Lucian, Nick, Felix: 'Ah! The monaka!' *Lucian walked over to the rubbish bin and pulled out the box. Expires: …*
Lucian: … This box expired… 2 years ago…
Stomach pain group: WHAT?!?!?!
Lucian & Rinan:
Rinan: Hey, what's up with you all?
All (Excluding Lucian): 'It's your expired monaka's fault...'
Rinan: Well whatever Lucian you have an appointment with the dentist tomorrow at noon, I'll drive you.
Lucian: What? Why?
Rinan: You're missing a tooth right? We're gonna fix that obviously.
Lucian: ...But, I...
Rinan: It's an appointment Lucian and I never asked if you want to go you have to go *Smile*
Lucian: *Cold sweat and shivers* Ha-hai... 'At least she's not the that's fixing my teeth like when we played dentist...'
Head (Dead) Author's Notes:
Sorry about the really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, , really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, late post… And it's not edited either… T_T
… I shall go to the corner and cry now, no one's on at all! Joyce completely died, she told me something about if she goes on the computer anymore she'll get an eye patch so no editors… *sigh* Boss (A.K.A House Dad) doesn't go on often either, I never saw Kyn in the past few months. I'm also busy with school too, damn the teachers for giving me homework every single day, it's not like I have debating and drama going on. Someone help me… Do my math homework which my tutor teacher gave me, I can't believe she's asking me to attend two classes double the homework hooray…
One for my year and another for the year above me… I swear I shall die soon. Watch me jump off a building. Oh yea Justin Bieber (I actually typed Justin Beaver which wiki gave me a football player but gladly the top said not to be confused with Justin Bieber.) he's here in Auckland, but seriously, I don't get what's the point, me, my kouhai and sempai had a very meanful conversation about him. Actually it was more like the sempai telling us off for bad-mouthing that guy because she liked him, me and my kouhai didn't. She said we're so mean. This was during math class so no, I didn't waste time conversing in useless conversations while I could have been writing this.
Not to mention my dad is monitoring me everyday at night now, he sits at the computer in the other room reading Chinese novels on the computer… Yes, he can see me without going in my room since the way that that room and mine connect is retard. Who puts windows, freakin' windows to connect rooms?! Oh let's put 2 windows instead of a door here to look cooler. I hate going over those windows, I always either hit my foot on the hi-hat (As in drums) or the keyboard.
By the way that Monaka thing actually did happen... When I went to my friend's house last year or so, she offered me some jellybeans while we (I) was cleaning her house, the bottle had dust bunnies on it, I swear... I saw that after I ate some jelly beans so I asked her if it was eatable and she said yes, I think. Then I asked her to let me check the expire date and it was like 2007, and I stared at it until she hit my head to bring me back from Lala-Land, but I didn't get a stomach ache so... All good.
I realise in the manga that the weapon boxes are now rings, like Natsu (Nuts sound weird to me and don't argue with me about that.) Should we keep it like the boxes for the Vongola or give them rings? I don't think giving us weapon rings is a good idea since it's like we came from the future, anyways. Somehow... I don't like the Cloud woman from the Shimon family... I don't know why she gives me a bad feeling... Enma reminds me greatly of Tsuna! The anime is interesting though... Lampo? A lord? Is that a joke?
Next time on KHR: Version Verdura
Next time is the Cloud Guardians fight, Cheri shall observe just in case something goes too far, the ranger vs. the combater, who will win?
