A/N:

This one is updated in honor if my nee-chan, Kawatta-chan!

She's so awesome.

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Wouldn't it be nice if the world was candy?

You could just go around and lick anything you wanted...

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"Even me?"

"Yes Yuki. Even you."

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I got stuck babysitting Hiro and Kisa again.

Stupid Akito.

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She should look after her own damn farm animals!

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"No need for that language, Miss Honda."

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Don't you 'Miss Honda' me, Yun.

Won't work.

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So, anyway, Hiro comes up to me and says,

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"j00 FU(K1NG B3334T(H, S3RV3 M3 4ND K1S4 T34!"

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But I don't serve gangsta's tea.

So I offered to play a game with them.

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"A game?"

"Yes Kisa! Games are awesomely dandy!"

"o.o!"

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Hiro seemed excited though.

His pants speak louder than words.

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"It's called… 'If Your Horny And You Know It Make A Move'!"

"…"

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Kisa wasn't exactly excited. So they left.

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Ren came around.

Man I love her.

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"Hey Ren,"

"Morning Tohru."

"So uh…"

"(mauls)"

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See?

Just so awesome.

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"Hey, I maul you! How come I'm not awesome?"

"You're so rough, Kyo."

"…Oh, c'mon. You know you love it."

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I do.

I wouldn't admit it though.

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Otherwise Hatori might leave me.

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"I never was with you."

"I KNOW!"

"…"

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Hatori scaring is awesome.

Like Ren.

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Starbucks stole my heart.

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"Huh?"

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Well, their coffee is like, P1-134RL355 2 D4H M3X!

Yum.

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"What did I tell you about that coffee?"

"Lay off Ayame. I can do what I want."

"You know, a man loves a knowing woman."

"…Huh?"

"…I take back what I said about knowing…"

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Momiji is the playboy bunny!

No!

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"What's the matter? I thought you'd be happy!"

"I am! But I thought you were the Easter Bunny!"

"Oh. I am. I deliver more than chocolate though…"

"(smirk)"

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Woo!

Two in one combo.

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"Can I have a two in one combo?"

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Yes Kisa.

Yes you can.

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Oh crap!

Donkey attack!

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A/N:

Eh…?

That was a bit, strange.