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Dan sneaked into Amy's room, and inspected it. He found the diary in a cabinet under the sink, where Amy kept all her shampoo, body lotion and stuff. He was surprised to see Amy added a few secure codes, all about some embarrassing secrets from her childhood. But Dan had been sneaking peeks from Amy's Diary since he was eight. He knew most of Amy's secrets. Her crush, grades, friends, blah blah blah. He typed in the answers correctly, took the diary, and sneaked out of Amy's room quietly.

Dear Diary,

Its Amy here. It has been quite a while. It was because I found out that Dan discovered my diary and read it to the Cahills. But thankfully, I have found a secure place to hide you, and I added a few locks to it.

Dan smirked. "It was a piece of cake."

Dan has been naughty, inviting the Cahills. I taught him a lesson by confisticating his ninja weapons. But I shall also teach the others a lesson, not to invade Amy Cahill's privacy, or you shall feel the warth of her.

Natalie rolled her eyes. "Like what?"

Ian felt my warth today, so did Natalie. I replaced Ian's clothes with some women's clothing from Gap, and did the vise versa with Natalie, meaning I replaced Natalie's clothes with men clothing from Gap.

Natalie stood there, open-mouthed. "I'm going to kill her. Men clothing does not suit me at all."

"Are you kidding me?" yelled Ian.

Dan laughed.

Though I added a few more 'presents' for Ian, which includes necklaces, earrings, headbands, and makeup.

The group laughed, as Dan enjoyed Ian's misery.

"Ian doesn't need any make up, he has bunch of it for himself already! Hair gel, lotion, blah blah blah!"

Ian groaned.

"I got the most punishment!" shrieked Natalie. "She took a picture of me dragging Dan down the stairs!"

Dan shuddered. "It was awful."

Natalie rolled her eyes. "You were knocked out, remember?"

"No."

That serves him right for what he did back in the hunt. I never really did fully forgive him, even after the hunt ended.

"What did happen that makes her so mad anyways?" Reagan asked.

Dan snickered. "The usual."

I don't think they found out yet, since I don't hear any suing rant or shrieking. But it would be hilarious to see how they react.

"Now we will get revenge," seethed Natalie.

I am still planning what to do with the rest of the Cahills. Should I plan my revenge on them too? Or just cut some slack? But I already planned my revenge on the Kabras, it wouldn't be fair... I guess I will have to plot my revenge, Afterall, they did join Dan... But that seems a bit out of character of me, I mean, I am a Madrigal, and madrigals are suppose to be peacekeepers, not ruthless people seeking for revenge...

"I do it all the time!" Dan exclaimed.

"Because your Dan," muttered Sinead.

But they invaded your privacy, Amy! I know, I know. I am a madrigal though. Don't be such a goody two shoes! Besides, it will be fun! Pranking is not really that fun... Oh yeah, then why Dan does it all the time? I don't know, but he really did say it was fun... See? Told you so! Though he is Dan, and it is kinda mean...

"Is she talking to herself?" asked Madison.

"Yup," Dan replied. "The nerd talkshow."

"Well, it IS her diary!" Sinead said.

Maybe I can cut some slack on Nellie and Sinead...

Nah, they helped too, and they are not getting away with it.

Love,

Amy