DISCLAIMER! I don't own HOA! Nor I am Diane Whitney(the writer of HOA). THANK YOU ALL MY REVIEWERS! Also I am backed up on HW.. Ugh!

Nina POV

In Mr. Winkler's class we were talking about Romeo and Juliet again. He wanted to know if we would do that for a school play. Then Amber blurted out "I know who should play Romeo and Juliet!" I put my head in my hands. SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! Mr. Winkler then said "Now Amber I know you want to be Juliet but we have to choose as a class for the parts." OMG AMBER PLEASE DON'T SAY ME AND FABIAN! Then Jerome said "Well I think Fabian and Nina will make a perfect Romeo and Juliet. Fabian can be Juliet!" Fabian then yelled "Jerome!" Then Mr. Winkler said "Well all in favor of Fabian and Nina As Romeo and Juliet raise your hands" Everyone in class raised their hands and I blushed. Why do people want us together! Mr. Winkler said "Well then on a unanimous decision Romeo and Juliet will be played by Nina Martin and Fabian Rutter!" OMG! Then Fabian said "But…But! Don't we have a say!" Right when he said that Amber jumped up "I WANT TO BE Juliet Capulet!" Mr. Winkler Said "Okay sure!"

The parts were like this

Romeo Montague - Fabian

Juliet Capulet - Me

Lord Capulet - Alfie

Lady Capulet - Amber

Tybalt - Jerome

Nurse - Patricia (Capulet House)

Lord Montague - Mick

Lady Montague - Mara

Benvolio - (some random person)

Peter (some random person)

Gregory and Sampson (some random people)

Abram (some random person)

Balthasar (some random person)

Friar Laurence - (some random person)

We got our script and them Amber yelled out "I CAN'T READ THIS! It's soo confusing! 'A crutch, a crutch! Why call you for a sword? ' WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" We all laughed at her interpretation. I skimmed through it and saw that me and Fabian kiss like 4 times. OMG! I have to kiss him too. We're just friends can't we just not kiss!

Fabian POV

I was sort of happy to be Romeo since Nina is Juliet. She is going to make the most beautiful Juliet ever! Oh crap I hope I didn't say that out loud. I looked over to see her staring at the script confused then I said "Don't worry we can help each other… I don't understand this old English either…" Nina laughed and smiled "Sure… We can look up the English version online and compare after class." I smiled realizing I was gonna spend more time with her. We left class and we went back to the House. We sat on the couch as I grabbed my laptop. Nina took the laptop and found it on spark notes. (A/N the translations are on spark notes no lie!) Fabian gave me a hug "GENIUS!" Nina laughed "I had to read parts of this in America and I used this site!" I let go of her and she blushed. We printed out the translations all of them and made them into a book. We made books of the printed out for the rest of the house because it was only fair. Amber saw it and gave Nina a big hug "OH MY GOSH THANK YOU!" Nina laughed and I smiled. We went back downstairs and started practicing the lines we had together.

ROMEO :

(Taking JULIET's hand) If I profane with my unworthiest hand

This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this

My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand

To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

Translation:(taking JULIET's hand) your hand is like a holy place that my hand is unworthy to visit. If you're offended by the touch of my hand, my two lips are standing here like blushing pilgrims, ready to make things better with a kiss.

JULIET:

Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,

Which mannerly devotion shows in this,

For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch,

And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.

Translation: Good pilgrim, you don't give your hand enough credit. By holding my hand you show polite devotion. After all, pilgrims touch the hands of statues of saints. Holding one palm against another is like a kiss.

ROMEO:

Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?

Translation: Don't saints and pilgrims have lips too?

JULIET:

Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.

Translation: Yes, pilgrim—they have lips that they're supposed to pray with.

ROMEO:

O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do.

They pray; grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.

Translation: Well then, saint, let lips do what hands do. I'm praying for you to kiss me. Please grant my prayer so my faith doesn't turn to despair.

JULIET:

Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.

Translation: Saints don't move, even when they grant prayers.

Nina POV

I looked at the next line Fabian had to say and said "It says you have to kiss me…" I wanted him to kiss me but at the same time I didn't. I didn't want to start falling for some guy who might break my heart. Fabian said "Well.. We can skip this part if you want. We don't have to kiss till the real play" He reassured me and I smiled. OMG! Now really wanted him to kiss me….. UGH…

Ohhh… Didn't see that coming. Yes someone had this on the iCarly Wikia. But mine is different and has a story to it!