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BPOV

"Oh. Hi Mike." I mumbled as I pushed past him and sat down at a table. He sat at a table close enough to hear us but not close enough to look suspicious. I took off my jacket and draped it round the back of my chair. As I did so, Edward whispered something in my ear. I couldn't hear him first time round because I was a little distracted by the sheer beauty of the face in front of mine.

"Alice has gone to get you something. Just play along with it. But for now just act all worried and upset. Can you do that?" I nodded my head weakly, playing my part already. He winked at me and I allowed myself a small smile. He kissed my forehead and rubbed my back rhythmically. "Don't worry Bella. We'll sort all of this out. Don't worry." And I kid you not that Mike's head actually inched closer to us so he could hear better.

Second's later Alice game jogging up to the table. "Hi Bella. I got what you wanted. Here." She said as she handed over a small paper bag with a cardboard box inside. I took the box out and once I saw it the plan became a whole lot clearer. In my hands was a pregnancy test. I held it in the air pretending to study it but what I was really doing was letting Mike get a good look at it. His mouth literally dropped open when he realised what it was.

"Is this the right one?" I asked in a loud whisper. She nodded. I dropped the box on the table. "I-I-I can't do it." I replied.

"Well do you need a drink or something?" Edward asked as he waved Rosalie to go and get me something.

"I just don't know what to do. I mean what if it's …" I hesitated before I said the word. "… Positive? I mean I can't tell Charlie. He'll kill me. And what would everyone at school say?" I asked as I put my head on Edwards chest.

"They'll all say that it was about time that you two got it on." Emmet said as he high-fived Jasper.

"Go away! How can you be so insensitive at a time like this? This isn't some joke." Edward practically roared back. I caught a glimpse of Mike. His face was a picture. He looked scared, shocked and yet still mildly amused. It was so funny I started laughing. What was it with me and laughing today. I couldn't stop.

"Now look what you've done! You've made Bella cry. Idiots!" Edward roared again. I looked up to smack the back of Emmet's head. That just didn't help with the laughing situation. So I let out some loud crying noises.

"Bella? I got you some juice. Come on. Just ignore those two knuckleheads over there." She said. "Drink up." I wiped my eyes and took a sip of the orange juice in front of me.

"Thanks." Was all I could manage to say in-between sips. When I finished I set the glass back on the table and looked around me. The amused look was off Mike's face now. However he still looked totally gob smacked. I stood up slowly and picked up the test from the middle of the table. "Will someone come with me? Please?" I asked. Alice and Rose got up in sync and took one arm each as they led me to the restrooms. Once inside the door I started laughing again. "Wow. Great idea Alice. Did you see the look on his face?"

"Yeah, well done Alice. He fell for it hook, line and sinker." Rose agreed. "All we have to do now is make Bella cry." I must have looked scared because I herd her laugh before saying "Not for real. Just make it look like you've been crying." So I had make up smudged down my face and water flicked in my eyes. Although the overall effect was quite realistic. All the better to fool Mike with. I fluffed my hair in the mirror before turning round and saying "How do I look?"

"Perfect. Absolutely Perfect." Rosalie stood back admiring her handy work.

"Now we need to go back out there. Oooo. Don't forget this." She told me as she passed me the test. As soon as we stepped out of the doors Emmet and Jasper greeted us.

"Don't worry Bella. We're still watching. Good luck!" Jasper spoke in a hushed voice. "That Newton kid's emotions are all over the place. Good work." I said a quick thanks before I was escorted back to the table by my two bodyguards. As we got closer Edward stood up and groaned.

"Oh Bella. I'm so sorry. This is all my fault." He examined my face. "Are you okay?"

"I just want to get away form here." I breathed concentrating on not laughing again.

"Of course. Come on." He said as he collected my jacket and slung it over my shoulders. He cuddled me close as I pretended to cry again.

"Mike." I said as we passed. His mouth was still hanging open. Maybe this would put him off me for a while anyway. Until he realises it was all fake. Assuming he would find out.

We reached the cars and no one could hold it in any more. The laughter came bursting out of everyone at the same time. I was the first one to speak. "Sorry to be a bother but could we possibly go back to yours so I could clean up a bit before I go back in there. Plus it could be a while before Mike find his legs again anyway and I'm starving."

"Of course my Angel. And well done for back in there. He was totally fooled. He was even considering phoning your Dad. And you looked as if you had actually been crying. I was quite worried until I was mentally assured that it wasn't real." I smiled proudly as he opened the Volvo door for me.

We talked about it all the way home and we both agreed that it would not put Mike off for very long. In fact he would probably ring me up tonight offering to be a shoulder to cry on.

We reached the Cullen's house in record. I was looking forward to lunch. Hopefully Alice would let me make my own food this time though. I didn't fancy burnt toast again. But as soon as I opened the door my phone rang. It was Charlie. I answered it to hear an angry voice scream down the line, "PREGNANT?"

This was going to take some worming out of.

So, you like the chapter ? I had fun writing this one! In case you've not guessed I don't like Mike much. Will update soon. Please carry on reviewing!! Thanks for reading XX