Hey everyone I'm not dead and return for the upcoming Summer Event. Currently saved 600 quartz for that banner and hope to get a NP2 TamamoLancer, wish me luck and hope the summer fox goddess comes home.

On the sandy sunny beach of an unknown island laid two white-haired Servants. Only one of them woke up from this unexpected Ray Shift.

Emiya: "Where am I?" Seeing the beach, then he notices the lack of clothes as the sunlight bathed his skin. "What the heck!? Where are my clothes?!" He was wearing nothing but a red swim trunk with black outlines.

After calming down, he saw his older step-sister slept on the warm sand, also wearing a swimsuit. A two-piece bleach pink swimsuit with a flower theme summer skirt. The odd thing is that he didn't recognize her presence till he got over his clothes situation.

Emiya: "Wake up."

No response from her.

Emiya: "Wake up." Giving a little push.

Emi: "…five more minutes…" Hinting she won't be waking up anytime soon.

Emiya: "Fine…" Thinking up a sure way plan to wake up a big little sister, "Onee-san"

Emi: Quickly getting up. "I told you, you're forbidden to say that word!... Wait, why are you half naked?"

Emiya: "This island prevents normal clothing from being worn, I can't project my armor nor shroud.

Emi: "Island?" Going deep into thought about the island. "Ah! This must be the island Tamamo talked about!"

Emiya: "Tamamo no Mae? What did she say about this?"

Emi: "Well… All Servants on this island wear nothing but swimsuits and we have to survive with Master for about three weeks I think?"

Emiya: "Three weeks huh. I don't see Master nearby; we should search for him quickly."

Emi: "The best part about this we all get new skills and Servant class~!" Can't wait to check their new class and skills.

Emiya: "Is that so." Checking his own stats. "Saber…" His other ideal class, he would always have been summoned as Archer during the 5th Holy Grail War. He couldn't recall a time where he would be summoned as Saber. Checking on his step-sister, who had a pale looked as if she seen Cu chasing after her.

Emi: "Assassin…" She lowly said.

Emiya: "Assassin?" Barely heard her.

Emi: "WHY AM I SUMMONED AS ASSASSIN!" She screams out to heaven. "You get Saber Class, yet I get Assassin Class! I could've been summoned as Saber as well; I would have been fine summoned as Caster." She continued to act as a child, who been denied of all treats and presents.

Name: (Summer) Illyasviel Emiya
Title: Summer Guardian
Alignment: Summer-Good
Servant Class: Assassin

Strength: D-
Endurance: D
Agility: A
Mana: C++
Luck: E+++
Noble Phantasm: C+ (Anti-Unit, Arts Type)

Cards: 2 Quick Cards (3hits), 2 Arts Cards (2hits), 1 Buster Card (1hit), Extra (5hits)

Active Skill:

Beach Flower – A (Check Wiki)
Child of Summer – A- (adds absolute defense for one turn and slightly increase Arts perfomance)
Summertime Alter – B+ (chance to apply Double, Triple, or Quad Hits: Example Lv10, 60% Double Hit, 30% Triple Hit, 10% Quad-Hit)

Passive Skill:

Presence Concealment – C
Independent Action – C+

Emi: "Summertime Alter… So its Papa's fault I'm summoned as Assassin. The Emiya Crest's Time Alter and being the daughter of the Magus Killer puts me in Assassin Class by the Throne of Heroes."

Emiya: "Emi-"

Emi: "Anyway let's look for Master. I'm sure they aren't far off."

[After finding Master and other Summer Servants]

Emiya puts himself in charge of food supply. Cooking Tropical and outdoor BBQ dishes from whatever the Servants could find on the island. Emi on the other hand made Coconut Crème Pie from many of the coconut that could be found and don't ask how she makes it or how few of the pie came out golden (Yay, full AP restore for Master).

Name: (Summer) Shirou Emiya
Title: Summer Iron Hero
Alignment: Summer-Neutral
Servant Class: Saber

Strength: B
Endurance: C+
Agility: B-
Mana: B
Luck: E
Noble Phantasm: E~A+++ (Anti-Army, Buster)

Cards: 1 Quick (3hits), 2 Arts (2hits), 2 Buster (1hit), Extra (4hits)

Active Skills

Summer Projection – A+ (Greatly increase Quick, Arts, and Buster Performance)
Tropical Chef – A+++ (Heal entire party)
Eye of Mind(True) – A- (Apply evade and add defense)

Passive Skills

Magic Resistance – C
Independent Action – E

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I blame Teen Titan GO Island Adventure for the Coconut Crème Pie Idea. I miss the old Teen Titans.