Disclaimer: I don't own Grey's, Or Shrek.
AN: Just a reminder, NO SPOILERS PLEASE! Also, note that apart from Marlowe, who is the traitorous Rapunzel, none of the others really have a single Princess that they represent. The 'Princess' roles are pretty much just shared across everybody at the party in the previous chapter.
Alex was right. They did have trouble. Big Trouble. Rose and her new flunkies were fast approaching Seattle Grace in a fleet of magical flying Ambulances. Many of them were parachuting down into the streets, terrorising innocent civilians.
"Go forward, my new friends, and get your Happily Ever Afters!" yelled Rose.
"So, we meet again little Betsey" said Fife, rolling towards a woman clinging to the hand of a young blonde-haired girl.
"Her name's not Betsey!" the woman cried, pulling her daughter back.
Some of the Ambulances were dropping smoke bombs.
The Dead Baby Bikers had taken over Joe's Bar, leaving the poor Barman tied up out the front as a message not to cross them.
"Onward, to Seattle Grace!" Rose cried.
Alex and the Spawnlings fought valiantly to defend the Hospital, before becoming tangled in huge nets dropped from the Ambulance.
"You won't get away with this, Rose!" The Evil-Spawn roared.
Back in the Conference Room, Arizona, George, Bailey, The Interns, and the Mercy Westers were trying to barricade the door before Rose's troops arrived.
"This isn't going to hold for long" George gasped.
"I know" Bailey frowned. "Doctor Shepherd, you know they're going to be gunning for you. We'll hold 'em off for as long as we can, but you need to take Mrs. Webber and the others and get the Hell out of here."
"How?" Charlotte frowned. "We've just barricaded ourselves in!"
"Oh God, we're all going to die!" Teddy panicked.
"Not quite" said Adele, tapping the correct spot to open up a hidden passage in the wall. "Everyone, this way!"
The Oceansiders and attendings rushed in.
"Arizona, come on!" Callie called.
Arizona closed her eyes and took a deep breath, savouring Sofia's lingering new baby smell, before unbuckling her and handing her over to Callie.
Callie's eyes widened, realising what she meant.
"Arizona, no!"
Now right outside the conference room, Rose, Sadie, Stark, Fife, Dr. Baylow, and Gary Clark were using a gurney as a battering ram to try and smash down the door.
"Put some muscle into it!" Rose shrieked.
"I can't leave you behind again!" Callie wailed.
"Calliope, listen to me" said Arizona, squeezing her Wife's hand. "I'm a good man in a storm. I can't just run away and leave our friends in danger. I have to stay and help, but I can't do that if I'm worrying about you. You and Mark need to get Sofia somewhere safe. I need to stay here, and keep these crazy people as far away from my family as possible. We'll catch up as soon as we can. Okay?"
"Okay" Callie sniffed.
Behind them, the door began to splinter. Arizona stole a quick kiss, then pushed Callie and Sofia into the secret passage.
"Take care of them, Mark!"
"Always!" he called back, before she shut the wall behind them.
Soon after, Rose and her cronies exploded into the room.. to find Meredith's bright and shiny friends having a tea party.
"Hello, Rose" said Arizona, sounding entirely too perky. Sadie thought that underneath she seemed like she was worried about something, then shook her head. This was the enemy, it didn't matter what she was worried about. "Would you or your friends like some tea?"
"Where are Meredith and Derek?" Rose scowled.
"Who?" asked George innocently.
"Names doesn't ring a bell" said Jackson.
"Nope, no bell" April giggled nervously.
"No 'Merediths' or 'Dereks' here" said Reed.
"Don't play dumb with me, I know you're their friends!" Rose yelled, slamming a fist on the table. "You lot had better co-operate, because soon, I will rule this Hospital!"
"The only thing you're going to rule is the Land of the Stupids!" Arizona growled.
"Really, Robbins?" Bailey raised an eyebrow. "'Land of the Stupids'? That was the best you could come up with?"
"I'm surrounded by kids all day, what do you.. Eep!" Arizona yelped, finding Gary Clark's gun aimed directly at her forehead.
"Start talking" he ordered.
"But I really don't know.. um.." Arizona panicked, beginning to sweat. "There are only children here!"
Gary pressed the gun right up to Arizona's skin. The other bright and shinies didn't dare move for fear of startling him into firing.
"Tell the truth!"
Arizona's life flashed before her eyes..
"When you're not upset, when you're over being upset, there's gonna be people lining up for you."
"Wanna give me some names?" chuckled Callie, skeptical.
With a small smile, Arizona leaned forward and kissed Callie square on the lips.
"I think you'll know."
More memories of Callie. Eating Pizza, kissing in the stairwell, their first 'I love you'..
They bolted through the forest, Sydney's bright and shiny patrol in hot pursuit. A stone caught in the wheel of Arizona's heelys, and she fell with a thud.
"Arizona!" Callie cried.
"Run, Calliope!" Arizona screamed, as Sydney's flunkies closed in. "I'll catch up later, just run!"
Sydney taunted Arizona with her confiscated heelys.
Arizona and Callie's tearful reunion, Sofia's dramatic birth, their Wedding..
Back in reality, the emotional trauma of being separated from her family and having a gun pressed to her skull in the space of just a few minutes had taken it's toll on Arizona, who appeared to have had a nervous breakdown, and was currently curled in a ball on the floor singing.
"On the good ship, Lollipop, It's a sweet trip to the candy shop.."
"Well, she's useless" Dr Baylow frowned.
"You!" cried Rose, aiming her scalpel at George. "You're a really bad liar! Tell me where Meredith is!"
"Well, I don't know where she's not" said George.
"So you don't know where she is?" asked Rose, confused.
"It would be accurate to assume that I cannot say that statement is or isn't almost partially correct."
"So you do know where she is!" Rose grinned.
"No" George smirked. "I am possibly, more or less, definitely not rejecting the idea that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty.."
April was beginning to get overwhelmed with the drama of it all.
"Stop that!" Rose shrieked. "You're doing this on purpose to confuse me!
"Maybe" said George. "I undeniably do or do not know where they shouldn't probably be."
"Enough! Tell me the truth!"
"No" said George. "I'd rather die than betray Meredith."
"Then die!" cried Rose, raising the scalpel to plunge it into his chest.
"STOP!" April screamed, jumping up and knocking the scalpel from Rose's hand. "Meredith went to pick up the new Interim Chief!" As soon as she realised what she had done, April clapped a hand over her mouth, but it was too late.
"New Chief, huh?" Rose smirked, retrieving her fallen scalpel, before turning to her followers. "Gary, Stark, Sadie, Fife, get these bright and shiny idiots locked up. Dr. Baylow, I have a special job for you.
"What?" Baylow asked.
"Take some of the Dead Baby Bikers and scalpel heads and take care of this new 'Chief'" said Rose sinisterly, leaving the bright and shinies in no doubt as to what she meant by 'take care of'.
"You can't, she's just an Intern!" cried Bailey. "She's no real threat to you!"
"Then she should be all the easier to dispose of" Rose grinned evilly, turning back to Baylow. "But remember, I need Meredith alive. I've got something special planned for her.."
AN: Is it wrong that I can totally see Arizona singing that song?