If I Never See You Again, I'd Die Happy Chapter 11, a camp rock fanfic

Bam bam bee bam bam
Doo doo doo doo doo doo!

I am in a happy mood

Do you want to know why?

2 months ago, my daddy broke my camera
so we brought it in to get fixed
The girl at customer services was such a bitch.

She was like 'there's, like, physical damage, like, I can't fix it.'
and then after several minutes of arguing with her,

Her sup(ervisor) came by and was like 'You send in the camera to get fixed or I fire your ass.'
Anyways
long story short short short

I GOT MY CAMERA BACK!

So now, I'm gonna TRY to make this chapter kind of happy.

Maybe some Tess bashing?
Maybe a quote from 2 and a Half Men?

"Mitchie! Mitchie! Wait up! OW! Mitchie!" Caitlyn yelled as she followed Mitchie through the woods. Mitchie didn't bother turning around to acknowledge her friend. Caitlyn groaned as she stubbed her toe on a rock. "Mitchie! Please just, FUCK! OW! Just slow down a bit!" Caitlyn yelled. Finally, Mitchie stopped. "Mitchie? Are you alright?" Caitlyn asked. Mitchie just stared blankly into the woods. "Mitch... Come on... you wanna talk to me?" Caitlyn asked.

"Why would he do that?" Mitchie asked more to herself than to Caitlyn. Caitlyn shrugged and sat down on a log.

"He's a guy, Mitchie. Guys think with their LITTLE head more than their big head." Caitlyn explained. Mitchie sat down on the log next to Caitlyn.

"What little head?" Mitchie asked. Caitlyn put her arm around Mitchie's shoulder.

"What do guys have that girls don't?" Caitlyn asked.

"Beards?" Mitchie asked. Caitlyn frowned.

"Lower." Caitlyn said.

"Beards?" Mitchie asked an octave below her normal voice.

"Oh jesus... the little head is..."

"Tess, a word?" Shane asked bitterly. Tess grinned at Ella and Peggy, and then got up from her lunch table to follow Shane.

"Yes Shaney?" Tess asked sweetly. Shane glared at her.

"How is it that a picture of the kiss that Mitchie and I shared is all over the internet right now?" Shane asked. Tess shrugged.

"I have no idea. Honestly." Tess said innocently, though we all know that she is the spawn of Satan.

"Tess... There were only 2 people besides Mitchie and I who were there when it happened, and I know for a fact that Caitlyn wouldn't do something like that." Shane spat out. Tess frowned.

"But Shaney! I thought that you would want to go public with that! You know how great it would be for your image? You know how much hope it would give some middle class girl, knowing that a girl much like herself could catch the eye of the world's hottest pop star?" Tess asked. Shane rolled his eyes.

"Tess, I know you. You wouldn't do anything unless it was for personal gain. When Mitchie found out that it was all over the internet, she ran out of my class crying. She's not answering her phone or anything! You knew that she would react like this!" Shane exclaimed. Tess opened her mouth to speak, but Shane cut her off. "I don't want to hear any more from you, you manipulative bitch." And with that, Shane turned his back to her, and walked off towards the kitchen.

"... And that is what the small head is." Caitlyn explained.

"Wow..." Mitchie said. Caitlyn groaned and got up off the log.

"Come on, let's head back to the mess hall. I'm starved." Caitlyn announced. Mitchie reluctantly got off the log and followed Caitlyn to the mess hall. After a very long walk, they finally made it. They opened the doors, and suddenly, the usually loud mess hall went quiet. Every eye in the room followed them as they went to go get their lunches, spaghetti in tomato sauce. After getting their food, they sat down and started eating. Well, Caitlyn did. Mitchie just picked at her food.

"Well, if it isn't one half of Smitchie? Where's your boyfriend?" A voice that had grown highly annoying to Mitchie and Caitlyn asked. Mitchie reluctantly looked up to see Tess looking especially smug.

"Why is it any of your buisness?" Caitlyn asked. Tess brushed her hair out of her eyes.

"I just wanted to know how one can go from being attatched at the hip to their significant other one day, and then completely ignoring them the next. Oh! Did you guys break up already? Smitch got ditched?" Tess asked, laughing at her own wit. Mitchie just continued playing with her pasta. Suddenly, she felt thin fingers wrap around her wrist. Mitchie looked up at Tess, tears threatening to fall.

"Don't ignore me when I'm talking to you. Now... did Smitchie break up?" Tess repeated.

"Tess... leave her alone." Caitlyn demanded. Tess pulled her hand away.

"Oh. What are you going to do to me? You have NOTHING on me." Tess said. Caitlyn stood up and walked up to Tess.

"Not yet." Caitlyn said. She quickly picked up Mitchie's plate of pasta and shoved it in Tess's face. Tess screached like a banshee. "Now I do." Caitlyn said with a smile, and then she quickly guided Mitchie into the kitchen.

"So, Mitchie hasn't come to see you at all?" Shane asked. Connie finished putting the icing on the last cupcake.

"For the last time, Shane. She hasn't been in here since breakfast. Why do you need to see her?" Connie asked. Shane pulled a folded up piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to Connie. Her eyes quickly scanned over it.

"Mitchie's boyfriend isn't going to like this." Connie said. Shane couldn't tell if she was disappointed or ecstatic. "Now explain. How long have you and my daughter..."

"Non-existant. Tess Tyler was flirting with me, and I told her that Mitchie was my girlfriend so that she would back off, but she obviously didn't believe me, so I kissed Mitchie just to get her to back off. She must have gotten a picture before she left." Shane explained. Connie frowned.

"So you're not going out with my daughter?" Connie asked. Shane shook his head.

"As much as I would love to, she probably hates me right now." Shane admitted.

"She could never hate you. Strongly dislike, maybe. Loathe, probably, but she could never hate you." Connie said. Suddenly, the door to the kitchen burst open.

"I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM!" Mitchie screamed. Shane rolled his eyes.

"I'll just wait outside." Shane said. Mitchie glared at him on his way out.

"Mitchie... it's not his fault..." Connie said quietly.

"Oh, so now you're on his side?" Mitchie said coldly.

"I'm not picking sides." Connie said. Mitchie sighed.

"I'll be in the cabin." Mitchie stated. Caitlyn glanced apologetically at Connie, and then followed Mitchie to make sure that she didn't cause any mass destruction.

And then they shot Tess and lived happily ever after.
Jokes jokes
I can't do that, now, can I?

I guess I should change this to drama, shouldn't I?
Yeah, I think I should...

DUN DUN DUN

Oh!

Bad news peoples!
My mom wants me to chill with her on thursday, and then I have to do this supper thingy
So I'm most likely not able to update on thursday at all.

Which sucks kind of majorly.

BUT
My mother is awesome and will probably be taking me to get my hair done
And she buys me whatever I want
So I'll be all happy
Because Camp Rock... yeah:P
and a whole bunch of other shit that I want to buy
(Cough... Jonas Brothers dolls cough)

I want Nick to want me
I need Nick to need me
I'd love Nick to love me
I'm begging Nick to beg me