AN: Sorry for the wait. Had some stuff going on, but I'm back.

A reminder, this author may not be a baby penguin, but does not write the more... erotic side of relationships. However, this chapter may start out a bit... charged... No, there is none of THAT in this story. Get your minds out of whatever gutter Puck is swimming in.

Mix of Warblers and Titans.

After all the singing, everyone was found paired off, some making out on the dance floor. Others were, well, Author raises an eyebrow at Brittana and Niff. Some were doing just a little more... Santana, this is not a R rated story! (Santana pouts at author, but removes her hand. Author notices Jeff moving one of his hands as well)

See? Frisky teenagers...

Anyway... So that all is going on but off to the side is a hill. Scattered around this hill is a bunch of blankets, with couples kissing or talking. This is a tamer area... As long as we avoid the trees.

Cooper came over to the author and said, "To put it bluntly, most of them are necking. The ones in the trees are sliding into home plate."

Author glares at Cooper, "This is not a erotica story, Cooper!"

He smirked at Author and slapped their ass, "But you were taking too long!"

Melody came and grabbed Cooper, "Let them tell the story, Let's go to our room."

Author covers her ears and starts singing LALALALALALALALALA!

Kurt was on his back on a blanket. Blaine pressed against his side, moving a finger along Kurt's jaw. He had a blissful look on his face. Blaine looked at Kurt, "Kiss me. Kiss me hard."

Kurt pulled Blaine's head down and they shared a bruising kiss. The two were soon making out. Wes and David were making out near Kurt and Blaine.

Suddenly, a flash of lightning shone through the sky. Wes and Blaine scrambled away from the other two. David knew why, but Kurt didn't. Kurt looked at them, "It's just lightning."

"Lightning is electricity. Electricity makes us insane." Wes said, looking slightly crazy. Blaine looked worse. Kurt looked at David, confusion clear in his face. David said, "Electricity killed their parents."

"They died in the electric chair?"

David nodded. Kurt thought about it, "Wait. Anderson? As in Rich Anderson?"

Blaine nodded. Kurt looked at Wes, "And I'm guessing you're Andrew Montgomery's son?"

Wes nodded at Kurt. Kurt raised his eyebrow, "Well, razz my berries."

Blaine and Wes stared at Kurt. David grinned, and helped Kurt stand so he could take off his jacket and shirt. He turned his back to the two boys standing. They saw a lightning tattoo on his left shoulder blade. Blaine and Wes stared, David grinned. "Gentlemen, Elizabeth Hummel's son."

They heard twin crashes. David looked to see Blaine and Wes passed out on the floor. Kurt grinned and put his clothes back on. "I think we upended their world, cousin."

David nodded, grinning. It took a good five minutes to wake up the two boys. When the two were coherent, Kurt was grinning. David was laughing. Wes looked at David, "And who do you have in your family tree, Babe?"

David grinned, "Auntie Lizzie and Mama Trixie."

Wes stared at him in surprise. Blaine looked at them, "So you really aren't a Titan at all?"

Kurt smirked, "Like I said, Who said We are Titans?"

David nodded, grinning. Blaine kissed Kurt hard. Wes did the same to David. When they broke away, Kurt happened to be looking over Blaine's shoulder. He growled, "Titans. You two stay here."

He pointed to Blaine and Wes. Getting up and looking at David, they went back to the stage area and snapped their fingers. All the warblers came running. Kurt pointed up the hill. The Warblers growled. Kurt looked around, "Keep Blaine and Wes out of this. Come up if they leave."

Everyone nodded. Kurt walked up the hill to find Puck and his gang playing with the cars. He saw his car had "Warblers Suck" on it. He growled. Puck saw him, "Kurtie!"

Kurt glared at him, "You destroyed MY baby?"

Puck looked around, "Your car ain't here."

Kurt pointed to the black flame car. Puck was confused, "I thought you owned a blue Cadillac?"

"I also own that Chiefton." Kurt glared at Puck. Puck stared at him in shock. The rest looked scared. "You just lost yourself a boyfriend, Puck."

Puck glared at him, "Because we destroyed that Skuzz Bucket?"

"That 'Skuzz Bucket' was my baby." Kurt's fists clenched.

David soon arrived, and heard the last thing Kurt said. He looked around and saw the car. He raised his eyebrows, "You cats hauled your cookies to do that?"

Puck glared, "Get bent."

David smirked, "Not happening."

Finn looked at them, "And why not, Warbler?"

David growled, "I am not a Warbler, and I am not a Titan."

Puck looked at him, "Then what are you?"

"A Hummel. Get used to it."

Kurt grinned at David, then looked at Puck. "If you cause any trouble for the Warblers, You'll have a fight on your hands. So, skedaddle."

Puck glared at him, "Fine, Hummel. Don't come crawling back."

Kurt raised an eyebrow, "Me crawl back to you? You wish."

"You're a Titan, Kurt. You'll always crawl back."

"Like David said, We are not Titans, nor are we Warblers. We're Hummel. So why don't you cut out before I go ape on you?"

Puck glared at Kurt and David, then snapped his fingers. The Titans left. All the warblers came up to the hill. They saw the cars and cycles. There were a lot of growls among them. Kurt turned to face the Warblers, "They are seriously cruising' for a bruising."

Blaine looked at Kurt, "Where they going?"

"Nowheresville."

Kurt smirked, Blaine grinned. The rest just smiled.

David looked at Kurt, "Word from the bird, What we gonna do?"

Kurt looked at him, "Oh, Trust me. Those panty waists ain't met my Old man when he's hacked."

Blaine raised an eyebrow, "He worse than your old lady?"

"Oh, Bitchin."

The Warblers grinned. Then they watched as Blaine pulled Kurt to him and kissed him.