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"I DECLARED WAR BITCHES!"

I screamed as loud as I can so that the whole school and staff got the
message.

With that last statement, I ran back to my room – to get a head start
on my plans.

Staff of St. Vlad's – fear for your lives…

Chapter 11 – Welcome to … Hell.

In my room, I had everything ready and set. I had two golden fake guns and a couple of water guns filled with red paint. I threw these guns, handcuffs, and CD player in my bag – along with a few other things. Once all props were ready, I got dressed in my boot camp outfit.

My boot camp outfit considered of a tight, dark green shirt with short camouflage shorts, matching cap and killer black lace up boot heels. I threw on some studded fingerless gloves, various rings, skull earrings, handcuff necklace, studded bangles and brackets and a twill trench coat. My outfit was covered up by the trench coat – for now.

Now… before I ambush the guardians at their daily group training session, I need help. I never thought I would say this but… I need Christian's help.

-xxx-

"Now let me get this straight. You need me to help you?" Christian asked for the 10th time. Pyro was really starting to piss me off. I asked him to help me 10 minutes ago and he's still in denial.

"How many times do I have to fucking say it. Yes." The annoyance in my voice was really noticeable. I think he just continued to piss me off more.

"You – Rose Hathaway – need me – Christian Ozera – to help you?" Haven't I already told him 15 times?

"Yes. Christian you're getting on my fucking nerves."

"You – "

"Are you gonna help me or not?" I snarled.

"Why should I help you after that underwear stunt?" Good Point.

"You heard me and Kirova?"

"The whole school heard."

"Then you also heard that I declared war. Me vs. St Vlad's staff. And I need your help for a minor role. It won't even take a second."

"And what do I get out of this?"

"Seeing me embarrass all the guardians."

"Tempting. Fine. I'll help."

-xxx.-

Looking through the window of the gym, I could see that all guardians on campus were training in their big, daily group session. I could see Alberta, Dimitri, Celeste and more. But I couldn't find Alto. Shit.

I sneaked around to the entrance where everything was set up. My CD player was ready, and so was Christian. When I gave him a sign, he would light the door entrance frame on fire and sent harmless flames flying throughout the gym.

I was about to give Christian the sign when a saw a flicker of movement to my left.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Stanna Montana decided to pay me a visit. I grabbed a rope, blind fold, super glue and blonde Hanna Montana wig and followed Stan around the corner.

My footsteps were soft and soundless, I wanted to surprise him. I stopped moving when I saw Stan freeze and take out his phone.

"Hello Mummy." He whispered excitedly, like a little child on Christmas morning.

"Yes Mama. I got the cookies you sent me."

Silence.

I tried so hard not to laugh at this moment. Stan was talking to his mother! Stan you're a bloody mamma's boy!

"Yep. They were yummy! My favourite – chocolate chip – I ate them up straight away! You're the best mummy. Ah huh. Yep. Awesome! Love you mummy! Mwah! Bye bye!"

Stan concluded and hung up.

I couldn't help it anymore, I feel on the ground laughing my fucking head off.

"Love you mummy!" I mocked and he turned around.

"Hathaway." He growled. His face quickly became red with anger, and steam leaked from his eyes - just like a kettle. Stan's gonna blow!

"Don't worry Stan, the cookies were yummy! That's all that matters!"

"That was a private moment Hathaway."

"Sorry Stanny but like you said it was a private moment. Now… should I tell the school now or later?"

I grabbed Stan into a tight headlock and banged his head against the wall. I only hit his head hard enough to make him stay unconscious for an hour at most. I dragged unconscious Stan to a large tree in front of the gym, and in the middle of the school's main quadrangle.

With the rope I brought along, I tied him to the tree; blind folded him and super glued the blond wig on his head. I scribbled "Mamma's Boy – Stanna Montana's new number 1 single!" On a large piece of cardboard and stuck it above him.

School resumes in about an hour and a half – so by the time I'm done with all the guardians – they will see.

Now that Stan's taken care of – its time to go back to the other guardians.

-xxx.-

Ladies and Gentlemen,

To those among you who are easily frightened

We suggest that you turn away

To those of you who think you can take it

We say welcome, to the madhouse…

The short song bleared through the speakers and echoed through the gym. The guardians froze, confused and terrified by the message of the song. I silently laughed as I shoved off my coat and threw it aside. Time for my grand entrance.

Welcome to the madhouse.

Come in, Come in, and Come in.

Madhouse

I nodded to Christian, and instantaneously the weak, wooden door that blocked the gym entrance lit on fire. Small, bright balls of heat flew into the smelly gym and roamed around the room before gradually dying out.

A couple of screams escaped the guardians 'mouths. So much for their professional manner.

The frame – where the door used to be – lit on fire. I stepped through the border and immediately, all eyes were on me.

"Welcome to Hell Bitches."

With those words, Christian sent in the smoke caused by all the fire into the room. The smoke grew thicker and thicker as the guardians struggled to get out. I smiled slyly as I saw all of the badass guardians get temporary knocked out by smoke. They escaped undead, monsters of the night but couldn't escape the deathly clutches of smoke? Pfft, Guardians.

I quickly dragged all guardians out and – with Christian's help – tied them onto some trees next to Stan's tree.

We blinded folded them all and sprayed them with red paint and silly string. After taking numerous photos for future blackmail and enjoyment, we left and waited for the student body to discover the guardians.

3…

2…

1..

And..

RING RING RING RING

The school bell ringed and people rushed from the dorms and onto the quadrangle.

I didn't wait around for their reactions but I did hear lots and lots of laughter.

Next Stop. Kirova's office.

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