Here's rule list 11 for you all

Thank you Noella50881 for your great ideas!

#231 Don't imitate the pig from the Geico commercials!
(It grated on everyone's nerves.)
(Prowl's optics twitched, Red Alert glitched, and Ratchet scheduled an appointment with a CAT scan and a mentality test.)

#232 Don't ask Prowl to arrest your enemies.
(He launched into a long lecture about abusing his power.)
(I told him he wouldn't be abusing his power since he was helping me.)

#233 Don't tell Prowl that all your enemies are Deception sympathizers.
(He already knows they're not sympathizers.)
(Does he have a list of sympathizers in that processor of his?)

#234 Don't tell Ratchet that you've got a stomach-ache, headache, or any type of ache.
(He drags you to the Med-Bay for treatment.)
(I didn't have to tell him I stubbed my big toe in my room, but he found out when he was passing by because of all the colourful Cybertronian expletives.)

#235 No getting the robots to jump up and down in muddy puddles.

(Boy did it make a mess)

(I was on car washing duty for a whole week)

#236 No singing the songs from 'Sweeney Todd' with emotion.

(I love that movie, the songs are really catchy)

(But the 'bots think I'm a cerial killer now)

(Many tests were done, again)

(Ratchet made me wear a straight jacket in his lab)

(And a gag)

#237 Don't call people by random names

(I was in a manic mood)

(I called Sam Roger)

(Will was Graeme)

('Bee was Scott)

(This one cracks me up, Screamer was Delilah)

#238 Just nod and agree to what they say

(Then just go and do whatever the heck you were going to do before)

(I learnt this the easy way)

#239 Whenever you get caught for something, just smile and wave.

(It only works when you have an innocent smile)

(I should've told Miles this sooner)

(He was put in the brig for a week)

#240 Don't try and teach Wheeljack Alchemy

(It looked as though his circuits fried)

(He had a twitch for a month afterwards)

#241 copying is not recommended

(Sam thought he'd copy prowl)

(Every time the 'Bot turned his head Sam acted casual)

(Sam got caught out in the end when he decided to wiggle his hiney at Prowl)

#242 Pet insects are not allowed

(Sam smuggled in a stick insect and called it Josh)

(I had a snail called Max)

(We raced them down the halls)

(It all came to a terrible end when Sunny stood on Max)

(Terrible for Sunstreaker that is)

#243 Class assignments are to be completed by the person it is assigned to

(Never get a robot to sew a dress)

(Just don't)

(And even if they happen to accomplish making it)

(Have a camera at the ready)

#245 Watch where you step

(This is for everyone)

(We don't want another Annabelle episode)

(We had to buy her new toys out of the NEST wages)

#246 If you require my help, don't need it when I'm reading

(I will not answer your calls)

(Or your texts)

(Or to you yelling at me)

(My books have my undivided attention)

#247 Singing when you know you're tone deaf is prohibited

(I thought a cat was dying)

(But it was only Miles in the shower)

(As horrible as it was I got the recorder out)

#248 When outside of the base, don't talk to electrical devices

(I was annoyed at my new touch phone Wheeljack gave me)

(It wasn't my fault it kept calling me a doomcough)

(Trust Wheeljack to give me a Russian phone with attitude)

#249 don't tamper with the hot water

(Hot water is a must)

(We found the culprits)

(All human personnel were permitted to come up with the consequence)

(It was fun teaching them a lesson)

(We painted the two 'Bots in a rainbow of paintball colours)

#250 Don't throw any human

(Even if it's for their safety)

(We're more fragile then we seem to be)

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