Twelve Months
"So... You're confessing to me," the green-haired boy shifted awkwardly, refusing to make eye contact with the girl standing in front of him.
"Yeah, pretty much," the brown-haired girl replied.
"I don't believe you. What do you like about me? Even though there are tons of things about me that are completely irresistible," he smirked and flicked his hair.
"Your name. Duh," May said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"What?"
"See, your first name, 'Drew', is past tense of 'draw', and drawing is art, and art is fun, and in art, you can paint, and when you paint, you can throw paint at people, especially people you dislike, and that's fun."
Drew seemed genuinely confused. "... What?"
But May continued with her little speech. "And your last name, 'Hayden', is a generic last name."
"That's it? Not like your rant about how you love my first name?"
"Everybody loves generic last names," she shrugged.
"Um... Okay... Any reason why you decided to confess now?" May's random response even rendered Drew Hayden speechless. Somewhat.
"Isn't it obvious? December sounds like 'Drew-cember!'" she started to laugh awkwardly. "Puns!..."
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of."
"Well," May attempted to retaliate. "Your name is stupid."
"What the heck is this?"
"It's your Christmas present."
"I know that," May scoffed. "But what the heck is it?"
"My name."
"And...?"
"Didn't you say that you loved my name?"
"Actually, I said that it was stupid."
"You also said that you loved it."
"Just shut up."
A/N: GUESS WHAT? I got my first hater! Yay! I've only had this account for like, what, three months? Aren't you guys proud of me? :3 Review? Or flame, if you want. I don't care. :P
~ Suki-chan