Death by stairs
Well my life is about to end in 3…2…1…
"MIKU HATSUNE, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!"
Oh god.
I quickly crawled away and stood up covering my face.
"I'm sorry Rin, please don't kill me! And if you do, at least leave my face recognizable so they know who I am when they pull my body from the ditch!" Rin locked eyes with me and made a slow pace towards me. She had an eerie smile on her face.
Oh, if you're wondering why she is mad at me, you can thank Mr. Gakupo and his artistic ability for that. All I wanted was a citizen 3 role, but nooooooooo, I just had to be cast as the stupid lead. The lead Rin just so happened to want.
Just as I was about to get on my knees and ask for mercy, two arms snaked around my body and my back suddenly got warm? I looked behind me to see Mr. Blue looking down at me winking, and then looking up towards Rin.
"No one is going to hurt my Miku, she's my favorite student." I could tell he was smiling as he said it. His body was so warm against mine…and it felt so nice to be with him…
"And besides Rin, you still have a main part. Your Bernardos girlfriend." Miki said. She looked at everyone else in the auditorium and realized that, this probably would not be the best place to kill me. It was Mr. Gakupo, Mr. Sexual Harassment, Gumi the atheist, Len, some new kid Mikuo, Piko, Teto, Miki, and I. The cast for the musical. Well, not all of t hem, but random citizens don't have to come until January, so yeah. I wish I was a citizen.
Rin looked around and smiled a real smile and started laughing. WTF!
"I was just kidding, I'm happy you got the part Miku. And this means that I get to be with-,"
"I got the part of Tony." Len stated simply. I mentally face palmed since I couldn't move my arms for some reason…
"Why are you holding Miku in a sexual manner?" Piko asked. Suddenly I was pushed forward onto the ground. So that's why I couldn't move my arms… Yeah, thanks Kaito.
"I was just making sure Rin wouldn't kill her is all, you know how Rin can be sometimes, Hehe…" he rubbed his head awkwardly. What a twat.
"Now, can we finally begin practice…oh god." Mr. Gakupo looked at Rin and Len to find them making out passionately on the stage. In front of everyone. Len might be a shota, but he sure could use his…
"I don't appreciate that kind of language Mr. Gakupo; you should respect people's religion." Gumi said bluntly. Stupid atheist, you don't have a religion. Mr. Gakupo pinched the bridge of his nose with his thumb and pointer finger, and motioned to Rin and Len, "Kaito, you deal with this please."
"On it." he replied. So while he did that, I went to talk to Mikuo, who looks a lot like me. Extremely weird. He's cool though, I'm glad he's my brother and not some dork like Piko. That Kid is…well I'm sure you'll find out.
"Okay, as assistant director, I'll start us off for the practice." Miki looked at us all with cherry eyes, and smiled sweetly. So that's how our practice went pretty much. Eventually Rin and Len were pulled apart, Mr. Gakupo handed out scripts, and we played improve games the whole time.
Of course, Mr. Idiot dropped me in the trust fall.
"Rin, why did you feel the need to make out with Len then and there?" I ask Rin as she peeled an orange. It was lunch time the next day, and we were sitting outside in the sunny weather that seems to persist in November. She looked intently at her orange while she answered.
"Because I have to make sure you and Len understand that he is mine and no one else's." I shrugged it off and fiddled with my thin teal hair. No, I didn't have a lunch. Again. My mom just put birth control in a brown paper bag and wrote "don't come back pregnant" on it. Seriously, she's not a normal mother.
"So what was with you and Mr. Kaito, hmm? Y'all seemed pretty close." She said nudging me.
"Maybe he didn't want a psychotic blond girl selling me into South American prostitution." I said smiling to myself. She scoffed at this.
"Please, I wouldn't have sent you to South America. If anything, you would have been on a one way ticket to Canada." She laughed and split her peeled orange down the middle giving me one half.
"Eww, Canada is cold! It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three!" we laughed until a shadow fell over us from behind.
"I just happen to be from Canada, and it is very nice for your information." Mr. Prick said smugly. Figures he'd be from Canada, nothing good ever comes from Canadians.
"No wonder you're so weird." Rin scoffed at him. His eyebrow started twitching and then he sat down with us just staring at us both. Saying nothing…
"Why aren't you two talking?" he asked.
"Well it's kinda weird when there's a random sexual harasser in front of you saying nothing!" Rin retorted. He rubbed the back of his head awkwardly.
"Why are you here anyways?" I ask raising an eyebrow. He looks at me with deep blue eyes, like he can see into my soul or something. He gets up and sits right in front of me.
"Because Gakupo is using my room at the moment." He says simply. We star at each other for a while. I looked clear into his eyes and wished I could understand them. There's something in them…something I don't usually see…longing? Or maybe…
"Wow, the sexual tension is really awkward for me, so I'm just gonna go and mess with Piko." Rin said as she walked away. I blushed, he blushed. Wait, he blushed! Sweet! I'm going to write this in my diary for sure, it's a new record!
"Miku…" I realize I still have a man in front of me and I return my attention to the sexy male. Yeah…oranges make me sexual.
"Yeah?"
"I want you to know…."
"What?"
"That…you have…detention tomorrow." He said still rubbing his head awkwardly.
WHAT. THE. HELL?
"WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM, I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING!" I yell standing up. He gets up and looks down on me like he's better or something.
"Hmm, because I am the teacher and I can do whatever I want." He sticks his lounge out at me, and in one swift motion I grab it. So now he's making inaudible sounds that people make for some reason when you grab there tongue. As if "HMMM NANANGKD" is going to make me let go!
He grabs my arm and bites my hand making me let go. Well that's a dick move right there.
"You prick, why you would do that?" he wipes his mouth and breathed out.
"Well…ever get that urge that makes you just want to bite someone?"
"…no! If you haven't noticed I'm not a freaking vampire! And neither are you Edward, so stop being weird!" he gets close to me again. It may just be me…but I think he has personal space issues.
"I like to act weird, it reminds me that I'm still young." He puts his hands on my shoulders and leans his face closer to mine.
"Well…what if someone sees or…" it was hard for me to talk for some reason. Thanks god, make me tongue tied now of all times. He leans in closer and at this point I can feel his warmth against my cheek.
"No one can see us Miku…there's no one around, no windows to look through. Just you and me…" I can't even talk at this point. Our lips are so close its killing me. If either of us move a centimeter…
"Miku I think you should know that…I hate the smell of oranges." He pulls away and walks over the hill back to the school. Congratulations Mr. Kaito, not only do you create sexual tension on a regular basis, but you also manage to ruin the moment!
I stand there not doing anything. You want to know why? Because I freaking like my teacher still. Why did I get this curse put on me? Why couldn't god just put it on Gumi, she deserves it. She doesn't even believe in a god!
"Miku, whats wrong you seem flustered." Gumi asks me. I look at her suspiciously.
"Where did you come from Gumi?" she smiles and points to the bushes over yonder. Well that isn't weird or anything.
"I saw the whole thing. Personally I support student teacher relationships, they remind me of my favorite anime!" she goes into fan girl mode at this point.
"I am not in a student teacher relationship, we just…its complicated." I say looking down.
"But you like him right?"
"Not answering that."
"That means it's a yes right?"
"Be quiet Gumi." She looks at me with happy green eyes.
"You want to know why I support student teacher relationships."
"Not really." I say and start walking away.
"Come on, aren't you curios?" I had to admit, the fact that an anime fan would support a student teacher relationship didn't surprise me at all. They would support twincest if they got the chance. But, being the kind and considerate person I am, I decided to humor her.
"Okay Gumi, why?" I ask placing my hands real dramatic like. She clasps hers together and smiles.
"It's because I'm atheist!"
We star at each other for a minute, not saying anything.
"Get away from me Gumi."
A/N: hope you enjoyed it! I promise to update a lot more in the next two weeks:)