Ok we got our old computer back from the computer doctor (it's been there a few months) and now we have the new messed up computer that's going to be going there… TEE HEE LOL HAHA LOL TEE HEE (that's how you do it, GOT IT ALYSSA?!?! =D) All done by moi so give me a round of applause!

I told Alyssa that if I don't get this done by Saturday (it's Friday night) that she would take all my Twilight books and my iPod for a week which would be total and complete torture to me. SO I'M DOING IT WITH LIKE 10 HOURS TO GO!!!!

So here's CHAPTER 11 and OMG MY MOM JUST CAME HOME WITH MORE PRETZEL ROLLS (I'm not obsessed!)

APOV

Ugh that funeral was torture! Not one decoration! I mean everyone else was fine with it and they told me to deal but it's ME they're talking about, not BELLA! ME! I need decorations and things like that!

"Tomorrow we have to go to school!" Bella complained.

"Can we PLEASE skip?!?" Renesmee begged her dad.

"Ask Carlisle."

"Grandpa Carlisle… PLEASE?!?!?!"

"You guys just had today off though." Carlisle pointed out.

"But school is boring," Nessie said, "I know all of the stuff so why do I have to go?"

"Ness, we've gone over this, you have to go because otherwise it would be weird because you look 17 and so if you don't go to school it wouldn't be good for Esme and Carlisle." Jasper explained for the millionth time.

"I know, but I had to try…"

"I could've told you the answer!" I offered.

"Yeah, but that's boring." Nessie said

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?" I screamed.

"Alice, calm down. She just wanted to see it for herself." Jasper said sending me too many calm waves.

"How many times does she have to freak out in one day?" Bella whispered to Edward.

"I have no idea but she just heard so here comes another fit." Edward sighed.

"BELLA MARIE SWAN CULLEN YOU'RE MEAN!" I screamed even louder than I had to Nessie.

"Alice, chill" Emmett cracked up.

"Ugh, I'm going to hunt." I announced.

"I'll go with you." Jasper said taking my hand.

"I'd rather not go…" Edward and Bella ran toward the house. Rosalie and Emmett followed.

"Ugh, I hate human food." Renesmee mumbled while taking off after her parents.

"Do you want to take tomorrow off?" Esme asked as soon as Nessie was far enough away not to hear.

"No, it's ok. As long as we go hunting I think I'll be fine." I assured them.

"Ok, we'll see you in an hour." Carlisle and Esme ran back home.

NPOV

Eww… school. I can't believe we seriously have to go through with it! Jacob doesn't even get to come with me!

"And I'm glad about that, he wouldn't be able to last a week!" My dad said.

"I bet Jacob could!" I protested.

"What could I do?" Jake asked walking in the door.

"Go a week at our school without blowing our secret." Uncle Emmett came in the room laughing as usual.

"I bet I would be able to!" Jake challenged.

"Of course you could." My dad snorted.

"But…" My mom started.

"Ugh… not a but…" My dad complained.

"I think we should let Jake have a chance…" My mom ignored my dad

"Absolutely not!" My dad screamed.

"Just go and ruin everything Edward, you're becoming even more boring, seriously! I don't even know if that's possible." Jake said.

My dad growled, "Dog, shut up!"

"DIDN'T YOU AGREE TO NOT CALLING HIM DOG LIKE 80 YEARS AGO?!?!" I screamed.

"I'm sorry, do-Jacob." My dad sighed.

After hanging out with my family I went to bed and got like, 2 hours of sleep. The next thing I knew my mom was waking me up.

"Ugh, what?" I asked.

"You have to get ready for school."

"But I don't want to!"

"Fine, I'm bringing Alice in." I heard my Aunt Alice walk into the cottage and pulled my blanket up higher over my head.

"You're mom had better hiding spots than that!" She laughed.

"I don't want to wear a dress or skirt or anything like that." I complained.

"Fine, here." She said throwing me a long-sleeve plain shirt with a cute jacket and jeans with my chocolate brown uggs.

"How much time do I have until we have to get going?" I asked.

"Uhhh… like 5 minutes." My mom answered absently.

"Can I just go hunt for like a minute? Do I seriously have to eat human food?" I winced.

"Uhhh… NO!" My dad said coming in, "We're going to leave now."

"Ok, fine, I'll starve and at some random point during the day I'll just end up drinking some random kid's blood and killing him. Yeah, that's what I'll do." I said sarcastically.

"Renesmee Carlie Cullen!" My dad said getting mad… I should probably try to get him mad AT school so that he can't ground me.

"I'll be in the car," I ran out to the front of the house where Jacob was standing, "What are you doing here?"

"Do you want me to leave?" He ased.

"No, of course not but, why are you here?"

"You're dad thought that it would make you happy if I drove you to school today."

"Really? I thought he would be mad at me for last night."

"No, after you went to bed he asked me if I would come over." He said.

"Thanks, dad!" I yelled to them, "See you at school!"

We got to school, after the rest of my family. My dad was still mad at me for earlier.

"Sorry, Edward." I apologized.

"It's ok," He said.

"So what did I miss last night that had me fall asleep to screaming?" I asked.

Emmett started cracking up, "Alice did something to make Edward really mad and so he came up with some plan that he won't tell any of us, to get back at her, she saw it in a vision and screamed."

"Do I want to know?" I asked.

"Nope!" My mom said.

"Oh so you tell your wif- girlfriend but not me, you're brother?" Emmett accused.

"Obviously!" My dad laughed probably at Emmett's thoughts. My dad nodded to me.

"Ok so when is you're plan going to happen?" Rosalie asked my dad.

"During lunch…" Alice grumbled coming from the car with Jasper who stayed in there to calm her I guessed.

JPOV

EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN I SWEAR IF YOU HURT ALICE IN ANY WAY I WILL SEE TO IT THAT THE VOLTURI HAS JANE KILL YOU!!!

"God, Jasper, relax!" Edward laughed… again.

Alice looked like she was about to cry if she could. I glared at Edward and he just smiled back.

"Come on Jazz, let's go to our first hour." Alice said taking my hand.

Edward I was not kidding when I said I will make sure you get killed. I thought

Alice dragged me to our lockers and I grabbed her books from her, she gave me a smile but then the frown came back after a few seconds.

"So can you tell me what's going to happen?" I asked putting my arm around her waist.

"Nope, I was going to but then I saw you taking Edward to the Volturi and uhhh…. yeah…" I could tell what she was getting to.

"So I'm going to get that mad?"

"Yep, I feel bad for all of us around you… we're all going to be furious because you are." She teased.

"Remind me to hide in the janitor's closet." I mumbled sarcastically.

"I will!" She gave me another dazzling smile, as Bella put it.

Edward, Bella, and Renesmee walked in and class started. I just wish that I could skip over lunch and never have to go through whatever Edward's plan for us was.