The coin lands on heads. Derpy chooses the CD in her left hoof and gives it to Vinyl Scratch. Vinyl Scratch looks at Derpy with a strange look. She shrugs and puts it in the CD player. The song starts playing and the friends know that their reputations are ruined forever. The friends begin singing without even doing so themselves. They start singing the most embarrassing song ever:

Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,
It's Redfoo with the big afro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow

Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everypony stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it [x2]

Yeah
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off
And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced (watch)

Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
I work out

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everypony stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it [x2]

I'm sexy and I know it...

Check it out [x2]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah [x3]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah, yeah
Do the wiggle man
I do the wiggle man
Yeah
I'm sexy and I know it

Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out

During the little break here, Twilight and Spike start talking: "Okay, next time when Derpy has a plan, don't ask what it is!"

Twilight responds "Note taken."

Yeah I'm sexy and I know it!

When the song is finished, every single pony in the crowd is laughing. Princess Celestia is the only one not laughing, but she does say something to Twilight:

"I am sorry that this happened to you, but you decided this. There is nothing I can do to change your future."

Rainbow Dash is moping. "My life is ruined!"

The next day…

Twilight and Spike are stuck in the Library because they can't even step one hoof outside without being laughed at. Twilight and Spike decided to do some reshelfing.

Twilight strikes up a conversation. "Even though we were humiliated out there, I am glad we went on the cruise. It was fun, until everything started happening. Maybe we can try another time, when were not stalked and laughed at because of our mistake."

Spike gives a faint smile. "I couldn't agree more."

THE… END?