Yeah to all the people who have found my stories and have read all the way through. Would have posted earlier, but was too busy goofing on Tumblr.

Live And Let Die

When lunch was over, everyone headed back to clean up. House and Cuddy went to go check on Jordan.

"How is my little boy doing?" Cuddy said to Jordan as she picked him up.

"I'm doing fine, but I am not really little," House said. Cuddy gave him a look. "Oh, you meant Jordan. That makes a lot more sense." Olivia peeked into the room.

"He is such a little cutie," Olivia said.

"I know I am," House said. Cuddy gave him another look. "One again you guys were talking about Jordan."

"You're not so bad yourself," Olivia said. "Jordan must take after his daddy."

"Whoever that may be," House said. Olivia laughed.

"You two are so funny together," Olivia said.

"Helps us cope with dealing with dying people all the time," House said. "It also helps me cope dealing with Cuddy nagging me all the time."

"I am about to punch you in the face to help me cope with you being a smart ass," Cuddy said.

"Wow," Olivia said. "If I had said that to Nicholas, I would never hear the end of it."

"That is because he is a loose cannon," House said.

"He just gets a little worked up sometimes, but he is a great guy," Olivia said. "Can I hold Jordan?"

"You don't get a little "worked up" sometimes, do you?" House said with a little concern in his voice.

"No," Olivia said with a laugh. "I am completely harmless." Cuddy put Jordan in Olivia's arms.

"Make sure to hold his head," House said watching her carefully.

"And he always tells everyone I am too overprotective," Cuddy said.

"I think it's sweet," Olivia said. "I can't wait to have a little bundle of joy of my own."

"More like a bundle of poop and vomit," House said.

"House!" Cuddy said.

"What?" House said. "I meant that in a loving way."

"Olivia, what are you doing?" Nicholas asked when he looked in the room.

"Holding little Jordan," Olivia said. "Need all the practice I can get."

"Why?" Nicholas asked. "We aren't going to have kids."

"What?" Olivia asked with shock.

"We can't get a good acting career going if we have a brat to raise," Nicholas said.

"So you are saying you want to wait until we are older?" Olivia asked.

"No, I am saying I don't want any at all," Nicholas said.

"From the sound of this conversation, I don't think you will be getting "any"," House said.

"Mind your own business," Nicholas said.

"We were in this room first," House said. "If you want to have this conversation in private, go away."

"Fine," Nicholas said. "Olivia, give her the damn ugly kid back so we can leave."

"Excuse me!" Cuddy said. "You did not just say that."

"You're seriously using that tone with me?" Nicholas asked. "I don't think a Jew can go all ghetto."

"I am about to go all ghetto on your ass if you talk about my son like that again," Cuddy said.

"You might want to learn to control your woman," Nicholas said to House.

"Why?" House said. "This is funny and hot at the same time."

"You two are freaks," Nicholas said.

"Is that a bad thing?" House asked.

"Give her the kid and let's go, Olivia," Nicholas said.

"I am so sorry for how he is acting," Olivia said. "Jordan is beautiful." Olivia handed Jordan to Cuddy.

"He is a baby," Nicholas said. "They all look the same."

"Men," House said. "They are such scumbags. Wait…"

"You are so whipped," Nicholas said.

"Really?" House said. "That is your insult? Is this where I am supposed to start crying because you hurt my feelings?"

"Well, you are a girl, so it wouldn't shock me," Nicholas said.

"Nicholas, let's go," Olivia said.

"You might want to learn to listen to your woman," House said. "One day, someone is going to kick your ass."

"Bring it, old man," Nicholas said.

"I can't murder you here," House said. "That might upset everyone."

"Or is it because you are chicken?" Nicholas asked.

"When did this turn into Back To The Future?" House asked. "You calling me a chicken is not going to make me fight you, Biff."

"Wuss," Nicholas said.

"Maybe it means he is smart," Cuddy said.

"That is what all wusses say," Nicholas said.

"Why don't you just move along?" House said. "Your ugly face is starting to make me want to vomit."

"Maybe that is your son's face doing that," Nicholas said.

"Jordan's ass is better looking than your face will ever be," Cuddy said. House laughed.

"Yeah, that's my girl," House said.

"Come on, Olivia," Nicholas said as he took Olivia by the arm and took her out of the room.

"Should I have fought him?" House asked.

"No," Cuddy said. "You know I don't like you fighting."

"But he is insulted Jordan," House said.

"He is an idiot, House," Cuddy said. "He was just trying to egg us on. I am proud of you for not fighting."

"Are you kidding?" House said. "That guy is a nut job. He would probably kill me."

"See?" Cuddy said. "I was right. You didn't want to fight because you are smart."

"And a little wussy," House said. "Didn't really want to die today."

"I like that you are a little wussy," Cuddy said.

"Um…can you never say that ever again in your life?" House asked.

"No problem," Cuddy said. "Now, I think Jordan needs his diaper changed." Cuddy handed House Jordan.

"Dude," House said. "You seriously need to get your breast milk checked out. I think dead people smell better than that."

"Maybe he has an upset tummy," Cuddy said. "Go get him changed."

"Yes, boss," House said. House and Cuddy headed up to their room.

"I need a nap," Cuddy said. "That hike wore me out."

"Hey, think how the cripple here feels," House said.