The Inuyasha characters are in band

Chapter 10

Hi guys, sorry for not updating sooner but I had to take care of 4 orphaned kitties but they died a week ago, I spent some time mourning and 4 days writing this when I went on a band trip so a good portion of it was actual dialogue and yah don't let my rambling keep yah!

This is dedicated to Kristin and Jacob, it's their 1st anniversary plus they've been e-mailing me to get updating, not that I hate e-mails. I like it when I get e-mails. It gives me something to do while my brothers hog the TV.

Disclaimer; I don't own Inuyasha.

The gang was on the bus, they were heading to red deer for their final out of town festival.

"Why did we take a school bus? Why not a coach bus?" Kristin moaned.

"Dunno." Jacob answered.

"what time is it?" Baileigh asked.

"1:00." Kelly answered.

"5 more hours to go." Inuyasha sighed

"are you sure it's ok for Totosai to drive?" Kagome asked

"Well if they pull him over you'll get to see a cheese man!" Shippo exclaimed.

"Police man Shippo." Sesshomaru corrected.

"Wateva homeboy." Shippo said shaking his bling bling. Sesshomaru really doesn't care.

"Shippo quit being a poser."

"Make me Inuyasha."

"You wanna go?"

"Hell yah better run! Don't make me shove my 2 ½ up your punk bootie."

Everyone stares at Shippo. His gansta attitude scaring everyone.

All the sudden a bus with another band pulls up beside them. They start mooning and fingering them. Naraku immediately takes action.

"fire in the hole mother fuckers!" Naraku throws flaming toilet paper rolls in the buss whine everyone else throws other objects, including Brittany's coffee. Someone throws a shovel and it connects with Kanna's head.

"Oh my god! You killed kanna!" Sota yelled

"You bastards!" Kohaku yelled.

In Edmonton……

"GO ANAHIEM!" Miroku yelled "OILERS SUCK!"

"SHUT UP!" A guy threw a Styrofoam coffee cup at his head.

"TAKE YOUR TOP OFF!" Inuyasha yelled. A girl laughed, and sarah smacked Inuyasha in the head.

"C'MON!" Jacob yells only to get pummelled by Kristin.

"GO OILERS!" Brittany yelled

Jordan Kristin and Kagome were yelling "PEACE!" out the window.

A few people were sleeping.

"Dude! That dude has a BB gun!" Koga yelled.

"Sweet." Naraku answers.

"He could have shot me!"

"too bad he didn't."

"That dude looks like doctor phill." Kelly commented.

"But still that dude had a BB gun!" Koga yelled.

"Calm down Koga." Kelly said.

"But I could've got shot and DIED!"

"I'm freaking bored!" Kristin moaned.

"HONK IF YOU'RE HORNEY!" Miroku yelled

"Hello fishes!" rin yelled when they passed a river.

"Dude some jackass cut you off!" Jacob yelled at Totosai

"I COULD HAVE DIED!"

"SHUT UP!" Brittany whacked Koga in the head he fell down.

"Oh my god you killed KOGA!" dark yelled.

"You bastard!"

"Screw you!" Brittany yelled back

"Dude you reached a whole new level of crazy THAT WAS YOUR BROTHER!" Sesshomaru yelled.

"That's really strange coming from you……" Brittany and Kristin and Jacob and Kelly said at the same time.

"HEY A HUMMERLIMO!" Inuyasha yelled.

A Truck honks "WWWWHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"that truck scared me when he honked." Baileigh commented. She was sleeping

"OILERS RULE!" Kristin yelled

"I dunno….one of the oiler fans pointed a BB gun at me"

"You're alive?" Brittany asked.

"Yeah."

"Damn." Brittany and Inuyasha mumble.

"SWEET CAR!" Sarah yelled at a banana yellow convertible.

"That chick was writing while driving." Shippo commented.

"This city is huge." Naraku yelled.

"Dude someone's behind us! A cop car and shippo's mom." Dark informed.

"an airplane's landing!" sota yelled. It almost hits the bus.

"sweet." Kohaku says.

Calvenn gets up and randomly starts dancing.

"this balloon says 'Baileigh Fjeld call me at 780 256 1039' I'm throwing it out the window!" Sango yells as she does.

OUTSIDE EDMONTON…..

"I'm bored." Baileigh comments for the 5th time.

"My foots asleep!" Kristin and Kagome yell at the same time.

"are you gonna be ok?" Jacob and Sango yell at the same time.

"It's red!" Kristin and Kagome say again in unison.

Sarah is drawing on her hand.

"you're gonna get ink poisoning and die." Miroku says.

"So?"

"Just informing you." Miroku looks at sarah's hand. It has hearts, stars, flowers and smiley faces and a sign saying 'warning she's dangerous.' Meaning Brittany.

Jordan gasped "MOO COWS!" as they pass some cows.

"It's ok Jordan they're only cows. They're not gonna hurt you." Kagome says remembering how much Jordan hates the 'got milk' commercials.

"they're cool cows but they smell."

"Cows kill people." Koga says.

"How'd you get that brainwave?" Naraku asked.

"On Pigpen it's like Pacman cows throw bottles of milk at you then you die."

A little later…

"are we there yet?" Kelly asked.

"Soon." Mrs. Berry answers. She's now driving.

Everyone is slowly falling asleep.

"Since we're going to Red Deer. I wonder if we'll see Rumiko-chan?" Kristin comments.

"dunno, if she's still in band there might be a chance." Baileigh answers.

"She was a friend of yours?" Alicia asked.

"Yah she moved in Gr. 6." Dark answered.

"Sesshomaru shut the window or your hat goes out the window!" Inuyasha yelled.

"and if you throw my hat out the window…YOU'RE going out the window." Sesshomaru answers.

In red deer….

They managed to make it to the hotel. When they all got settled in….

Everyone saw rin in tears.

"what's wrong?" sota asked.

"I-I went t-to my r-room and I-I heard voices a-and no one was t-there!" she sobbed.

Jordan scoffed "probably someone in another room."

"I-It came f-from the closet!"

Later on…….

In Jordan Kristin Baileigh and Brittany's room the phone rang.

Conversation…

"Hello?" Brittany asked.

"Hi this is Kagome. Did you hear?"

"hear what?"

"there's a guy walking around drunk knocking on people's door asking people if they can help him get a room key."

"really?"

"yup." Kagome says. "I'm scared can you put my sister on the phone."

"but why are you scared? You have Sango."

"Yeah but Jordan would make me feel better."

"Ok JORDAN!"

"What?" Jordan answered.

"Phone!"

"K." she grabs the phone. "yellow?"

"Hi! There's a drunk guy lingering in the hallway." Kagome said.

"don't worry no one in their right mind would want to rape you guys." Jordan commented.

"Hey yeah you're right." Kagome hangs up.

Their phone rings again. Kristin runs to get it.

"7 days…." A voice whispered.

"Hi Jacob."

"Aww you figured it out."

"it's not hard." Kristin commented

"I love you!"

"I love you more!"

"but not as much as I love you!"

"I'm blowing you a kiss!"

"If you're gonna make out go to his room." Baileigh jokes.

"I'm gonna go to bed now, night poody!" they hang up.

TOMORROW

They all get up to go swimming eat lunch and now they're at the red deer college they play their songs, march of the Irish guard, Crystal city overture, and Serengeti. They don't know if they won anything.

But now they're on their way home.

"Well that was worth it." Miroku said holding his purchases.

"at least the elementary kids didn't come." Sango commented.

Pretty much everyone was asleep…except for Jordan.

'FOR GODSAKES WHERE'S A GAS STATION!' she screamed in her mind 'I REALLY HAVE TO PISS! OH THERE'S ONE NOW! STOP YOU OLD BASTARD! (Totosai)" he drove on by.

1 hour later.

'ALMOST THERE JUST 15 MINUTES! WE CAN MAKE IT! IF NOT THEN WHOEVER'S STUFF BETTER BE MOVED….oh wait that's mine.'

So they made it to white court and Jordan just made it.

And everyone made it safely home.

Well hope you liked it! This is sakura sama 101 signing off!