Author's Note: Another chapter for all my readers, consider this a Christmas present.
"You're kidding me, right? How could you not taste anything odd about them!" Janey said to the other two girls out in the playground. Out of the group of Lisa and her five 'best' friends, only Janey, Allison, and Alex remained. Sherri, Terri, and Lisa herself were all dead, but the other three girls obviously didn't know this.
"Well, they did they taste different from the hot dogs I usually have at home…" Allison said. "Like yeah, your dad makes pretty good dogs too!" Alex added, who had eaten Mr. Taylor's hot dogs before when she had a sleepover at Allison's a month ago.
"In fact, they tasted a lot like human flesh to me!" Janey then added, but of course, she was not a cannibal and didn't actually know the exact taste of skin. "Ewww…" Both girls went. "Tell ya what Janey-pie. Why don't ya like, check the recipe and ingredients Skinner used, I'm pretty sure they'll be like, inside the canteen kitchen!" Alex said in typical valleyspeak.
"Are you sure that's a good idea, Alex and do I need to remind you again about calling me that nickname?" Janey then said. "I'm pretty sure all the teachers would be in their lounge chatting away so there's no risk of being caught." Allison then told her. "And besides, if you feel it's getting too risky, then you can always abort the mission…" Alex then added.
Despite Janey's initial doubts, she agreed to just that. Quietly entering the canteen kitchen, she looked around for any ingredients or hints as to what was in those hot dogs. Surely enough, she found a bowl of mincemeat and a note attached to it.
"Jessica Lovejoy's meat. To be served as hot dogs to the school's students!" Janey said in shock. No matter why they tasted so weird to her, they were actually made of another student's remains! "I think I'm gonna be sick…" Janey said, covering her mouth. Just when she was about to leave to tell the other girls about her finding, she heard a noise coming from outside the kitchen.
"Oh dear, I better hide!" She said quietly. She hid in one of the cupboards as Skinner came into the room, looking for the bowl of meat. "Oh crap! I nearly forgot about this, imagine if one of the teachers or students found this. I would be history!" Skinner said hesitated.
Just when Skinner was going to leave the room, Janey banged her head on the top of the cupboard. "Ow!" She yelled, blowing her cover at the same time. "Who's that?" Skinner said in surprise. It didn't take him long to find Janey inside one of the cupboards.
"What are you doing, Miss?" He said, grabbing the young girl by the collar. "I know what you did!" Janey yelled at him. "Did what?" Skinner asked. "Turn Jessica Lovejoy into hot dogs!" She replied back in anger.
"Ok, I admit it, I did turn her into a canteen lunch." Skinner said in a disappointed mood. "But now you know this, I'm going to have to kill you too!" He then added, his mood brightening up again.
"You're not gonna get away with this!" Janey yelled at the principal. He just ignored the second-grade student as he disposed of the remaining meat and took her to the death chambers.
"Okay, this place is freaking me out." Janey said, looking around the room. She could see all the weapons on the wall, along with the many rooms that had the potential to kill someone. "That's good to hear, as I love seeing my victims in fear as I end their pruny lives!" Skinner said, with a homicidal look in his eyes.
He picked the room labeled 'Blender' and as Janey expected, there was a blender waiting inside. But what she didn't expect was that it was massive, and looked like it could fit a whole human being inside.
"Are you gonna blend me?" Janey asked. "Yes, you'll make a good drink to the teachers!" Skinner replied back. He dropped the girl into the blender and secured the lid on, as after all, he didn't want to create a big mess in the process.
Skinner heard Janey beginning to sulk as she knew there was no way out of this, "I'm too young to die!" she said. No sympathy was shown from the principal as he set the blender to the highest possible setting.
"Any last words, Janey-pie?" Skinner said, knowing that the nickname would piss her off. "You'll be sorry once my best friends get their hands on you, and I... am... not... called.. 'Janey-pie'!" She said angrily. Skinner then powered up the appliance as Janey was reduced to nothing but liquids.
"Ahhhhhhhh…" Janey screamed as she was blended and pulverized into juices. "Ahhh, the sweet sounds of a student's demise." Skinner said satisfyingly. There were loud banging noises as it cut through the child's bones and reduced them to a pile of dust.
"Alright, I think that's blended for long enough." He said, shutting off the blender. Taking off the lid, he could clearly see that Janey was no more, turned into a nice red juice. Pouring the contents of it into several glasses, ready for serving to unsuspecting teachers.
"Us teachers may have missed out on what the students had for lunch today, but I've made something special to make up for it!" Skinner said, unveiling the drinks.
"Wow Seymour, you didn't have to go to all this trouble!" Edna said in a romantic mood. She took one of the drinks and tasted it. "Yum, is there any secret to these drinks? Miss Hoover said, enjoying every single drop of it.
"Old family recipe…" Skinner said, at that point, he was using that phrase every time as a disguise to the truth. "Well Skinner, you truly know how to cook. Why weren't you ever a chef?" Chalmers asked him.
"I applied to be one, but mother intervened with the process." Skinner told the many teachers in the room. They all laughed at it and enjoyed the drinks made out of Janey Powell.
Meanwhile outside, both Allison and Alex were getting restless over how long Janey was taking inside. "It's been fifteen minutes and she still hasn't returned!" Allison said, fearing that Janey was the most recent victim of 'The Springfield Elementary Disappearances'. "Calm down Ally, that fox might be like, still lookin'." She said with an extreme case of Valleyspeak, almost as if she was on 'The Real Housewives of Springfield'.
"Since when was Janey a fox?" Allison said confused. "Oh, sorry about that…" Alex replied back. After that debacle was sorted, they went into the canteen and checked the kitchen for their friend.
"Janey, where are you?" Allison said, looking for her, "Come out Janey-pie!" Alex said, knowing it would trigger Janey. But surprisingly, no reaction was made. "She might of went to the toilet, come on!" Allison said as the two left the kitchen. As they were walking down the hallway, Skinner was carrying a tray of empty glasses, which he would wash out himself.
"Hi, Principal Skinner. I see you made some drinks for the teachers." Allison said. "Uh yeah, I certainly did!" He replied back. "And I've volunteered to wash the glasses out." He then added.
"Can we like, help man?" Alex asked, fidgeting with her hair. "Nah I'm fine…" Skinner said, not wanting them to discover what they were really made of, especially since they were some of Janey's besties.
"That's fine and by the way, have you seen Janey?" Allison asked. Skinner then felt uncomfortable as he said "Nope, haven't seen her.", lying to the duo.
After failing to find the second-grade student in the girl's bathroom, the school bell rang, indicating that classes were about to recommence. Both girls decided to call off the search until recess the next day, rather than risk being caught and sent to detention. Of course, Skinner tampered with all security vision after everyone else had left.