From Walt Disney studios, prepare for the only sci-fi adventure so unscientific, people can breathe fully exposed in space.
Treasure Planet.
In a future where everyone acts like it's the 1800's, a ruthless pirate crew buries a thousand worlds' worth of treasure on a mysterious planet that no researchers anywhere have been able to find in a future with laser weapons, holographic maps, and space travel are casual things.
Now, when a secret map is discovered, only one boy can find the mysterious stash of riches: Jim Hawkins. A rebellious teen who flies through dangerous construction sites on a flying surfboard, frequently gets called in by the cops, and hasn't had a father for practically his whole life.
After his mother's inn is burnt down by pirates, Jim and Doctor Doppler set out to find the treasure on a ship manned by the most untrustworthy crew since Atlantis. A bunch of pirates who plan to take the treasure for themselves.
Scroop, the shady insect guy who tries to kill the main character in the middle of the movie.
Onus, the cutest little traitor you've ever seen.
That head thing…
That four-armed thing…
That farting thing…
Yeah…
And Long John Silver, the most likable villain since the Grinch.
Witness a science fiction film that puts more emphasis on "fiction" than "science" ever before. It has space boats, laser flintlocks, space whales, crazed robots, and giant metal planets.
Starring…Stephen Hawkins (Jim), Doctor Who (Doctor Doppler), Adrian from the Rocky movies (Sarah Hawkins), Catwoman joke (Captain Amelia), Cyborg's grandpa (Long John Silver), The Thing (Mr. Arrow), Randomly Accessed Memory (BEN), Claws (Scroop), Goro (Arms), Uronus (Onus), Horse-face (Captain Flint), and Adam Sandler (Flatulant alien)
Treasure Planet
Seriously…space boats? C'mon.
Thanks for reading. Be sure to review telling what Disney movie you'd like to see as an Honest Trailer. Also, unfortunately, I will not be doing Frozen since Screenjunkies already did it. Anyway, thanks for reading!