AN: Beep off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!Her spelling got worse,if that is possible.

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.She should have said 'this story kills brain cells' in the first chapter.

We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there.What?Why didn't you realise that it wasn't Voldemort...wait I know!Taralogic. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him.That is a fail Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he ?Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)Oh yes wormtail being 16 makes perfect sense.

"Huh?" I asked.
"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail. What?That is the most random comment yet. I started laughing crudely. "What the bleep You torture my bf and then you expect me to bleep you? God, you are so bleep bleep bleep." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain. You are a lovely person

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.

"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then... he started coming! NO? We could hear his high heels I am going to ignore that clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco.I deleated the rest of that pointless sentence.

"Its so unfair!" I yielded. That is wrong "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything." Sombody is self-centered...no wonder you like Draco.

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such bleep sluts." answered Draco.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! He's dead I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan he didn't make you...maybe he did. have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A bleep CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.Aww,why don't you kill yourself and end everyones misery?