"Autobots, I bring you good news. The glasses have arrived."

Everyone stopped what they were doing and went to crowd their leader. "At long last, the Allspark's location." The medic went to pat his pal Ironhide, but was brushed off. The Prime stopped inspecting the artifact and turned his attention back to his team. "For the first time in awhile, I thank you brother."

Then the resident human arrived, "Brother… as in Megatron?"

"Yes, after all, he imprinted the coordinates on this glasses." He revealed said item, how he didn't crush it was a mystery.

"First of all, how do you know he did it?"

"We're brothers, and the glasses is infested with his unique energy signature."

"Oh, makes sense."

Optimus raised an optic ridge, "Is something troubling you Karren?" Ratchet and the scout also looked concerned.

"N-no."

This did not go unnoticed by the group, but Prime went back to do what he came to this planet for. "The codes, the glasses indicates that the Allspark is 1,555.2 miles from here. At a support structure called the Hoover Dam."

It didn't take a genius to know that he definitely Googled that last part. Fucking advanced alien robots.

"Everyone, prepare to leave in ten minutes."

The Bots scattered to do their own thing, the only ones remaining were Prime, Bee, and Karren.

"You know Miss Ashlen, it's not too late to back out of this."

It was obvious that she was going to have a few words with the boss bot, so Bee decided to intervene. "You know Optimus, I think those were a bad choice of words. That femme is under my protection. After all, we've been through a lot… I think."

The Prime considered his words, "I suppose you make a valid point old friend. It appears I've forgotten the threat of the Decepticons, if Barricade is any indication." He turned and began to travel to his friends, "We leave in eight minutes."

-

I transformed. The compartments of my alt. mode forming into place. Once finished, I took my position in the trees and activated my outer optics into reconnaissance mode. Looking at the target location, I saw the scout and the human vermin. Instantly, I remembered Starscream's words. And even though he was an idiot, he still had a little aura of wisdom to it.

So, if the need arrives, I'll take heed and stay away from the girl.

-

"Yo Bee."

"Huh-"

Slap.

"Hey! Why'd you do that Jazz!?"

"It was a test my disciple."

Bee gave an incredulous look to the encircling Jazz. "A test for what?"

"Oh nothing… You need a new look. All that rust gettn' into that processor of yours."

The scout gave a blank look, "How?"

Jazz looked at him, there was a devious glint in his now flipped visor. "It's obvious Bee, your gonna scan a new alt. mode."

"There is nothing else on this planet that suits my tastes."

"You say that, but have you seen the Camaro Concept?"

"… it's not supposed to be seen until 2006 or 07, or whenever." He received a slap, and Jazz resumed circling him.

"Beee, we're robots in disguise, more than meets the eye, the proud race known as Cybertronians. Now stop being Hatchet Jr. and get exclusive first dibs on that v-mode."

"… Hatchet Jr.?"

"Oh, I was referring to Prowl, but you can take his place…"

"Alright, alright. I'll do it, and once I become the beautiful machine they call a car, you'll see why Prowl will continue to have the name Hatchet Jr."

"Great, now hack the server."