OMG! GALLETA DOESN'T MEAN COOKIE :O. Dang it. My stupid Spanish learning thingamajiger is so dumb. Giving me the wrong info -.-, but I guess cracker means the same thing lol thank you in your dreams as well ^.^ for the info. Oh oh, and thank for the rest of you guys who are reviewing for each chapter :D. Lol, there's one huge review from my best friend O.o. Anyways, here's this chapter :DDD. Oh and if you guys don't mind, if you'd like to review I would like if you guys could log in so I can reply :O and show my appreciation xPPP. IF YOU WANT. I don't really care psha, what you talking about…
Naruto: Deeeebbaateoo
Sasuke: Naruto -.- you spelled it wrong.
Temari: Actually Jen9898 did, she can't spell it because she can't remember how to.
Jen9898: OK WHAT THE FREAK! Go away you side characters! And Sasuke, you're not even in this fanfiction! :O!
Sasuke: Hm. Well I will be in the next fanfiction you make. Then I can finally have Hinata…
Hinata: ~.~ not again…
Jen9898: So again, if you guys like mystery stories and detective stuffs and like Sasuke and Hinata, I'll be making that story :D. SOooon, I'll tell you when I make the first chap. I can give you guys my crappy summary; just ask for it in your review if you don't want to review than pm me for the summary. I only got like one page done. -.-
Tenten: *whispers in Temari's ear* She's so lame.
Jen9898: AAAHH! :O!
Hinata: Yeah um Jen9898 doesn't own Naruto! Just the plot!
Tenten: Aaah! Not in the eye!
Hinata POV
"Huh? I can't find the toenail clippers!" A muffled tone panicked.
"Hm?" I wondered. I searched for the clock. 4AM. "Ughhh…"
"No they are supposed to be next to my special chopsticks! OH NO TOBI LOST THE CHOPSTICKS TOOOO?" Again the voice that unmistakably resembled as Tobi exclaimed.
"Tobi?" As if he actually heard my voice, the door slammed undone, and the vision-seizing radiance roused, blocking our vision.
"SASORI! DEIDARA-SEMPAI! TOBI CAN'T FIND HIS POSSESIONS! TOBI SUSPECTS SOMEONE IS HERE!"
"TOBI, UN! WHAT THE EFFF, UN! WE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!"
"TOBI CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT TOBI'S SPECIAL POSSESIONS! IF TOBI CAN'T SLEEP, THEN NO ONE CAN!" He pause, letting the aggravated steam from uh…his mouth? "Eh, Hinata-hime? Are you okay?"
"I'm just tired Tobi." I yawned, rubbing my eyes drowsily.
"Aw poor hime needs her beauty sleep. Deidara-sempai needs to help Tobi find Tobi's stuff."
"Damn it, un, why me?"
"Just go, Deidara, the faster the better." Sasori resolved.
Hours later…
"Ugh, Tobi, un. Someone stole your crap, get over it. It's already the morning, and none of us got any sleep, un."
"NOOOO Tobi still thinks somebody is here!"
As the two argued for the 100th time this morning, a lady with sapphire locks approached them with a grueling face. "Hey, Deidara. Pein wants to see the two captives you've captured." She reported. She appeared cold-hearted though gorgeous yet strange for wearing the rose in her hair.
"Hey Konan, are you and Pein going out yet, un?"
"I could answer that, but then you would end up dead." She insensitively wandered away, permitting them to terminate their assigned task.
"FINALLY! I HHATE BEING IN THAT ROOM! Especially with that stupid brother that made Sasuke leave." Sakura bawled letting herself weep when the remembrance of Sasuke came to her. "Stupid Orochimaru and his gay ways of taking him from my life!" The water poured from her eyes staining her clothes and continued to flood the hallway.
"Ugh, calm her down. The leader doesn't want to see someone like you in such a feeble state, un."
"Sakura." I stated calmly while she let her hiccups and tears increased. "Calm down. We can't show our true emotions to these criminals. We have to be strong."
As soon as I reassured the frantic kunoichi, Sasori and Deidara shoved us into a murky room packed in aging air and dust.
"What the hell? I can't see…" Sakura promptly nagged.
I signaled multiple hand signs activating my Byakugan almost successfully. The rooms seem to have sucked out our chakra forbidding us to utilize any technique; however I did catch a short glimpse of a hefty amount of chakra behind me. I ducked readily as a kunai knife aimed for my head.
"Humph, A Hyuga?" Finally, a light appeared near the far corner. A man, who was probably the one who threw then deadly weapon, had orange hair and uncountable piercings located almost everywhere around his face. "At least you're smarter than 'that', trying to use your Byakugan."
"WHAT?" Sakura raised a fist while the door unfastened and sealed.
"Sasori, why did you capture these two? And where is the Kyuubi?"
"The ugly girl is to lure the Kyuubi here, because she's supposed to be his wedded wife."
"What about the Hyuga girl."
Silence emerged for a few seconds. "How should I know? Deidara was the one who carried her."
"Hm. Well, she seems interesting. Sasori, you shall be her instructor and make her one of us. If she doesn't agree kill her." Again with the killing? The pierced male then faced us arrogantly. "We'll let you two stay here for now."
Naruto POV
"KIBA! SMELLL FREAKING FASTER! MY WIFE IS OUT THERE! DEBBBATTEYOO! (hope I spelled it right D:)" I uncontrollably raged.
"Naruto, calm down. Sakura is not the only one missing. Hinata is too."
"Yeah, yeah whatever. Hm? Look Kiba look look look."
He sniffed, and retracted from the loathsome fragrance. "Yeah, I can smell that disgusting odor from the wedding. Ugh that guy should really wash his hands. It's almost as unbearable as your farts. Really, if you hadn't eaten so much ramen I would've beaten you in the chunin exam. Huh? Naruto? Where are you?"
"Ah, that hurt…"
"Wow really, you bumped into a tree."
"Hey shut up! It's so damn dark in here." I brushed away the bark from my signature pants. "Come on. Look there's a window with a light on!" We trotted through the gate and peeped through the glass. No human being was found throughout the room, so I hopped into the undersized window. "Kiba, hurry up."
"I'm not going in there. It smells like shit."
"Humph, whimp." I hovered through the trash surrounding me so comfortably it was as if I lived there. Even though they were part of the Akatsuki, it seemed as though the one who possessed this room was pretty random. "OOOH! NAILCLIPPERS? AAAHH! THESE CHOPSTICKS ARE PERFECT FOR MY CHAMPIONSHIP RAMEN EATING CONTEST!" I greedily stuffed them into my pockets and examined the scattered things until I heard a man talking about his toenail clippers.
"La la la la, oooh, time to clip sempai's toenails!" The man chirped. I yelped and flustered into a closet that was constrained of teddy bears instead of attire. "Huh? I can't find the toenail clippers!"
"Hm, they are all mine…" I cackled within myself.
"No they are supposed to be next to my special chopsticks! OH NO TOBI LOST THE CHOPSTICKS TOOOO?"
He whimpered his way to the hallway and into another unknown room, while I popped my head out breathing in fresher air.
"Naruto! Did you get them yet?" Kiba blubbered from the window with his hands cautiously covering his nose.
"No, but I got these!" I held up the useless, random tools as Kiba illustrated a revolting face.
"Tobi will show sempai!"
"Shit, got to go!" I hastily rushed into the closet quickly after Kiba ducked away.
"Tobi, un. Who cares if you don't have your crap, now you won't have to cut my toenails anymore."
"NOOO! Tobi thinks there is an intruder. Maybe they will take Hinata-hime!"
"Or that pink piece of crap, un."
WHAT! SAKURA IS NOT A PINK PIECE OF CRAP! I urged to destroy them, but the Leaf village to their base was such an outsized expanse, I hadn't had the energy. After incalculable hours, they had finally left the room, and I heard Sakura's voice.
"FINALLY! I HHATE BEING IN THAT ROOM! Especially with that stupid brother that made Sasuke leave. Stupid Orochimaru and his gay ways of taking him from my life!"
"Sasuke? She still cares about him…" Distress assaulted my emotions. "But she married me." Even though the comment bothered me, I still had to save her.
Hinata POV
"Hinata I don't think we are ever going to get out of here." Sakura declared.
"Tobi." I interpreted.
"What? What about that creeper?"
"He said that he thought someone was here. It must be our rescuers."
"SAKURA! SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto boomed just as the door split into pieces. "I CAME TO RESCUE YOU!" He clutched her arm briskly and sprinted away.
"Huh? W-what about me?" I headed to their direction hysterically with the feeling of rejection sputtering within my gut. My head spun side to side hurriedly until I saw Naruto's foot leap into Tobi's trashy environment.
"Hinata, un. Where are you going?" Deidara investigated my state as I corralled my tremendous pant.
"Um, I wanted to check Tobi's room for his nail clippers and stuff." I improvised.
"Oh, I'll go with you, un." Ugh really, not the time for attention.
Arriving to the designated room let to disappointment. The window was unbolted lazily which meant they escaped, and without me.
"Hm? Why is the window open, un?"
"I'm not sure."
Sakura POV
"NARUTO! You forgot about Hinata!"
"EH? Hinata was there too?"
"You baka!"
"Naruto!" Kiba edged toward us. "Where is Hinata?"
"Eh…forget about her, Sakura-chan! Hm? You seem pale!"
"We haven't eaten since we were captured."
"Ugh, forget you guys. I'll go save Hinata myself!" Kiba fled heatedly, distinguishing that Naruto wasn't concerned of the absence of Hinata.
Eh, this is short lol, whoa my A/N is so big in the top :O. I'm sorry if I bore you about my life or whatever I wrote in there XD. Oh and sorry for that this chapter is so straightforward hehe I'm lazy ~.~. Pm or ask in your review if you'd like the summary for my Sasuke and Hinata mystery story :DD. Sakura was pretty pathetic :P sowwy, but it's because I just watched the episode where Sasuke leaves her and Mwahaha knocked her out xD. I'm sorry that was mean :O. Hope you Sakura fans don't hate me . Oh this might be a hint to next chapter or next next one, but I need someone to explain what Pein's powers are and what they can do and stuff without spoiling anything pwease :). Not really a hint, but whatever!