The Ninth Adventure Of Larry The Imaginary Plastic Bag
We open this adventure with a pile of sticks and wood.
"What about a pile of sticks?"
"It's important."
"Alrighty then."
All of us, Jareth, the Joker, damsel-in-stress, the Doctor, and I were looking at the pile of sticks and wood. It was a chilly night outside so we decided to build a bonfire.
"Where do we get the fire?" the Doctor asks.
"Duh. Jareth and Chuckles will take care of it." I said.
"How?" damsel-in-stress asks me.
"Deliciously Gorgeous will produce the fire and Rockin' Socks will pretend to be caught on fire and run around like a chicken that had its head chopped off."
"And why?"
"Because I am bored. Entertain me. No, I just thought Smiley would do that anyway."
"Alright then, let's begin."
"You know I can help with my sonic screwdriver." The Doctor whispered to me.
"Which one?"
"Er…is that innuendo I'm detecting?"
"Yes."
"Alright."
"Anyway. I thought it would be more amusing to watch Jareth try to make to fire and watch Purple Rain run around."
"That does sound amusing." The Doctor whispered back.
"What are you two whispering about?" Jareth glares at us.
"Nothing. Don't you worry your pretty little head." I said cheerily.
"Alright, now as to my as you called it, "my pretty little head" I agree."
"You would. So can you please make with the fire making now?" I pleaded.
"I will."
"Poof and roar!" the fire said.
"Ahh!" Boom screamed, "Help, I'm on fire!"
"Burn baby burn! Disco inferno!" we all sang except Deliciously Gorgeous, who refused.
"Party pooper."
"I do not poop at parties." Jareth stated.
"…….."
The Joker stopped running around. "So now what do we do?"
"We sit down and watch the fire." I replied.
"Now why would you want to do that?"
"Have you ever watched the things you set on fire or do you just run away without admiring the beauty of fire?" I asked Rekoj.
"I run away."
"Oh."
"Well that sounds boring just sitting and watching the fire."
"It isn't if you tell ghost stories and try to scare people and throw things inside the fire."
We all sit down and watch the bonfire. It was forty feet tall! We were all quiet until….
"My back is cold. My front is hot. I am……..WARM!!" I jump at damsel-in-stress.
"Eeeeek!" Jareth squealed like a little girl.
"I knew he was too perfect." I remarked.
"Just then, Jarek ran up to the fire. He just stood there looking.
"Oooooh how pretty." He said.
"Here let me help you get closer." I said and shoved him into the fire.
"Hahahahahahaha!" the Joker cackled maniacally while the others stared in horror.
"What? He was making inappropriate comments during my lunch. I told him that if he wouldn't quit, I would kill him. I kept my word." I explained.
"Anyone hungry?" The Joker joked.
"yeah." We all answered. We got marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers and made S'mores while listening and watching a certain person scream and burn. After we ate, we stood up danced around the fire. Don't ask me why.
"Why?" a random toad asked.
"Because our Chuck Norris senses were tingling. We had to look like we were doing something."
"Oh okay."
"Chuck Norris stood and watched us and then waked off because Chuck Norris never runs. He walks.
"Why do you just walk?" the random toad asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the random toad and as a result, the toad disintegrated.
"Because I can." Chuck Norris says to the pile of ashes that was the toad.
We look away. Chuck Norris walks off again.
"How does he come her." Deliciously Gorgeous asks me.
"He just does."
"No I mean how does he get in this story?"
"He takes over my brain."
"Oh."
"Okay."
"Guess what." I said to all.
"What?"
"I said guess."
"Um….. Timmy fell down the well again?"
"No. I am reading while I write and listen."
"Wow."
"Yes, I'm multi-tasking."
"Groovy."
"Oh look!" damsel-in-stress points towards the fire. We see that the Joker threw in aerosol cans. The fire was many different colors.
"Ooooooo pretty." We were all in awe.
Deliciously Gorgeous, Greeny, damsel-in-stress, the Doctor, and I watched the fire until it burnt itself out. We went back inside and went to our separate rooms and fell asleep.
AN: Hi. Sorry it kind of took so long for me to add another chapter but my fall break just began on Friday and I went to see my friend in a play called Tracking The Raven by my drama teacher. It was good. My friend truly startled me. He plays a excellent madman. He actually played Roderick Usher. Man he was believable as a madman.