Warnings: attempt at humor, mentions of mpreg, KotetsuxIzumo, GenmaxRaidou, Panic! At The Disco, characters maybe OOC, motherly Iruka.

Chapter 11: Sasuke's Dark Secret!

"Don't worry Kakashi-sensei!" the blonde gave a big thumbs up "Leave it to us! Just go home and get a good-nights rest!" the jounin only sighed. Why was he trusting twelve years old's again? Who knows.

"Okay, fine, I'm leaving my love life in your hands." was all the other said before walking away.

'Kami, I'm a moron.' he thought while walking away. The team got back together and started brain storming ideas. None seemed to peek any of their interests until Sasuke started speaking.

"Wait!" the black haired genin said sharply "What about a love letter?"

"That's perfect!" Sakura smiled, Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Oh so when Mr. Hot Shot thinks of something it's "perfect!" but when I think of something it's "stupid"!"

"Yeah, because your idea was something you saw out of a stupid TV show." Sasuke responded bluntly.

"When it comes to Sasuke Uchiha saying the "Maury Show is stupid" the lie detector determined, that was a lie!"

"...That's it...I'm taking your TV..."

"Anyway!" Sakura interrupted before things got even more out of hand "Lets think of stuff to write of and present what we've come up with tomorrow. I'll bring a pen and paper. How about we meet up at the park?" the boys nodded. "Okay, see you both tomorrow!"

The next day they all arrived at the park around one-thirty and started getting to work right away. Well, not right away pre say. They all forgot okay! None of them took the time to think about what to write! They all hoped at least one did! But nope! Now, at the moment, they'd only had one thing down and that was "I love you".

"Ugh! This is soo hard!" Naruto shouted, digging his nails into his skull.

"I know," Sakura agreed "And how are we going to make our handwriting look like Kakashi-sensei's?"

"I can. I copied it with my sharingan." Sasuke said like there was absolutely strange about that while taking the pen from Sakura, getting looks from his teammates, confusing him. "What?"

"Sasuke...why did copy Kakashi-sensei's handwriting?" Naruto asked. Sasuke only gave a shrug.

"Because I can, and I needed something."

"W-what?"

"A assassin to kill my brother." both Sakura and Naruto looked at each other with terrified expressions. The blonde gulped.

"D-did...did he kill him?" did he even wanna know?!

Sasuke shrugged "Don't know. I mean...he didn't come back..." the other teammates gulped, throats suddenly feeling dry. "Oh! And I have his credit card number."

"Sasuke...why do you have Kakashi-sensei's credit card number?" Sasuke shrugged again.

"Don't know, but I bought a condo in the Waterfall."

"They have condos in the Waterfall?!" Naruto asked surprised.

"I guess. I mean...I bought one."

"Can you get me one?!"

"Wait! Wait! Wait!" Sakura interrupted "So you sign checks using Kakashi's signature and pay for things by using his signature? So you're basically pretending to be Kakashi-sensei?" Sasuke nodded "Isn't that considered identity theft?" Sasuke shrugged. All thought about it for a moment before focusing back on the letter. "Anyway! I thought about somethings to write! Lets get started!"

"Speaking of Kakashi-sensei," Naruto thought aloud while watching his teammates write the letter "I wonder where he is right now..."

*With Kakashi-sensei*

"When did I buy a fucking condo in the Waterfall?! And in the Cloud?!" he shouted as he looked at his credit card bill. It just kept getting worse and worse. The jounin just passed out in the middle of his kitchen.

thank you all for reading :)!