DEATH NOTE :
"The Road Trip Of Insanity''
Chapter : 11 :
"The Hyena Caves'' Part : 1.
Near looked out the window as he pulled up to the caves. He stopped the van and opened his door. They all got out of the van and L looked at Light.
"So this is the Hyena Caves ,'' L stated , "Interesting.''
"Hyena Caves ? ,'' Mellow said , "I wonder if Hyena's like chocolate ?''
"You're a moron ,'' Near replied.
"What did you call me ? ,'' he asked.
"Okay , that's enough ,'' Misa said , "You two need to stop fighting and start getting along.''
"Pff ,'' Mellow replied , "Like that's ever going to happen.''
"Whatever ,'' Near stated , "Let's just go.''
"Fine ,'' L said.
They all walked up to the cave entrance and walked inside. Misa took out her camera and started to take pictures.
"Misa , I don't think you should do that ,'' L stated.
"Why not , Riuzaki ? ,'' she asked.
"Because you might agitate the Hyenas ,'' L responded , "And because the sign outside said not to.''
"Oh , what would you know ,'' Misa said.
She took another picture.
"Ha ,'' Misa stated , "I just took another one. What do you think about that ?''
"Misa , please stop that ,'' L said calmly.
"Or else what ? ,'' she said.
Misa took another picture.
"Misa , you're acting like a child ,'' L stated.
Misa took another picture.
"Misa , stop it ,'' L said.
Misa took another picture.
"DAMN IT , MISA ! ,'' L shouted , "KNOCK IT OFF !''
Misa stopped. Then they heard growling.
"What was that ? ,'' Mellow asked.
"Um . . . . .Light's stomach ? ,'' Misa asked.
The growling got louder. Near pulled out a flashlight and turned it on. He shined it in front of them and saw five growling slobbering Hyenas.
"COOL ! ,'' Mellow shouted , "HYENAS ! I wanna pet one.''
"Mellow - ,'' Near started.
"Shut up ,'' he said.
Mellow walked up to the Hyena and Near slapped his hand over his eyes. Mellow bent down in front of the Hyena and started to scratch it's chin.
"Ohhhh , good boy ,'' Mellow said , "See guys you just got to know how to handle them.''
He looked behind the Hyena and saw seven more growling at him.
"Ummmm ,'' Mellow stated , "RUN !''
Near , Mellow , Light , Misa and L all turned around and started running.
"I'M GONNA DIE ! ,'' Misa shouted , "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE !''
"MISA , SHUT UP AND RUN ! ,'' Light shouted.
They all ran in to the darkness of the cave and hid behind some rocks. Near and Mellow poked their heads up and looked around.
"I don't see them ,'' Near said.
"Thank God ,'' Mellow stated , "I thought we we're dead for sure.''
"You would think that , wouldn't you ? ,'' Near asked.
"SHUT UP , NEAR ! ,'' he shouted.
"Shhhh ,'' Light said , "Keep your voice down , Mellow.''
"Hey , Mellow ,'' Near said.
"Yes ? ,'' he asked.
"Maybe you should go out there and see if the Hyenas are still there ,'' Near said.
"Okay ,'' Mellow said.
Mellow started to walk out from behind their hiding place and then stopped.
"HEY ! ,'' he shouted ducking back in to the hiding place , "That wasn't funny , Near.''
"I thought it was ,'' Near said.
"You would ,'' Mellow stated sticking his tongue at him.
"Light ,'' L said.
"Yes , Riuzaki ? ,'' he asked.
"Do you have a bag of Potato Chips ? ,'' L asked.
"Yeah ,'' Light replied , "Why ?''
"Can I have them , please ? ,'' he asked.
"Sure ,'' Light said.
Light handed the bag of chips to L.
"What are you going to do with a bag of chips ? ,'' Misa asked.
"Eat them ,'' L replied.
"WHAT ?! ,'' Light asked , "How can you even think about eating at a time like this ? Riuzaki , get serious. We're in serious trouble here.''
"I am being serious ,'' he stated , "I'm hungry so I'm going to eat these chips while I try to think of a way out of this mess.''
"You're unbelievable ,'' Light said.
"Hmm ,'' L said.
"Who wants to play go fish ? ,'' Misa asked pulling out a deck of cards and shuffling them.
"No one ,'' Mellow replied.
"I wouldn't mind ,'' L stated.
"Alright ,'' Misa stated.
Misa handed five cards to L and he took them.
"You have any fours ? ,'' she asked.
"Go fish ,'' L said.
Misa drew a card.
"Do you have any threes ? ,'' L asked.
"Go fish ,'' Misa said.
L drew a card.
"You two are crazy ,'' Light said.
"Wait ,'' Mellow stated , "Where's my gun ?''
"I haven't seen it ,'' Near replied.
"DAMN IT ! ,'' he shouted , "If I had my gun I could shoot the damn Hyenas and we wouldn't be trapped in here.''
"Touché ,'' Near said.
"What did you say ? ,'' Mellow asked.
"Nothing ,'' he replied.
L looked at Mellow and then looked at the ground.
"What ? ,'' Misa asked.
"I have to pee ,'' L said.
END OF CHAPTER : 11.
