Chapter 11

"Sasuke, Sasuke"

"What now, Dobe?" Sasuke mocked

"No, it's Sakura she's with another guy and they were hugging"

CRACK

BANG

POW

KABOOM

KAPOW

PING

"Teme couldn't you have used the door, I mean it was right next to the wall"

"Ah man I'll get the dust pan and brush, stupid Teme"

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"It's so nice to see you again Sakura"

"Sasori same here, how have you been?"

"As good as the luckiest guy in the world can get"

"Who is she?"

"Her names Chi-Chan"

"She sounds sweet"

"She is and a little wild"

Sakura stopped dead in her tracks "Sakura you ok?"

"What is with you men and telling me how good your girlfriends lay?"

"You seem like a guy to me" Ow snap

"SAY THAT AGAIN" Sakura latched to his back and began nuking his head

"Take it back" Sakura whined

"No Saku-Kun Haha" Sasori smirked dropping Sakura

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Sasuke was furious, Sakura was cheating on him (or so he thought). So here he was storming the streets going to give Sakura a piece of his mind.

"Take it back" that voice that was definitely Sakura

"No Saku-Kun" that male voice he's going down, literally

And then Sasuke literally out of the corner jumps, leaping like a tiger catching his deer, like a gay man at a bar finding so nice ass, like … well you get my drift he flew. Knocking a now shocked Sasori to the ground and don't get me talking about the position.

There was Sasori outstretched beneath a growling, wild, rabbi dog … I mean Sasuke.

Who was sitting up right (Sasori was the bitch)

"Stay away from Sakura" barked Sasuke

Sakura who witnessed the scene was still shocked and God did Sasuke look hot in that position.

"Um-"Sasori well didn't know what to think

"Who are you?" Sasori finally asked

"I'M SAKURA'S BOYFRIEND" Sasuke yelled

Sasori looked towards Sakura "You sure can pick them sis"

Sis?

Sasuke then looked to Sakura with the most adorable lost face and Sakura began to laugh nervously "Um Sasuke met my brother Sasori"

"Brother?"

"Yeah he just came back from puppet school"

"Um sorry" Sasuke muttered

"That's ok, do you mind getting off"

"Oh yeah" Sasuke leaped to his feet, holding out his hand to Sasori to help him up

"So why you tackle me?"

"I thought you were stealing my Sakura" Sasuke mumbled

Sasori laughed. It was not the best first impression

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Sasuke just finished work when he walked outside to find Sasori

"Hey" he called

Sasori walked up close to him "Let me make this quick, dump my sister"

"What why?"

"She's too good for you, Uchiha"

"GRRR NO I won't"

"Do it or I'll destroy your whole world" he lifted up a photo, showing it to Sasuke

"No you wouldn't"

"I will, you have 24 hours"