To All Fanfictioners,
My name is Marluxia, and I'm sure most of you recognize me because of my pink hair. Yes, I know that it's fabulous, but I can't help but get annoyed when people make the rudest comments about how having pink hair and controlling flowers means that you're gay. I find that really offensive of someone to say something like that when they don't even know me.
I mean, what's wrong with a guy being in touch with his feminine side? Nothing. That's what. And I don't specifically control flowers; I control PLANTS. Yes, there IS a difference between the two, and I feel sorry for those of you who can't see this.
Another thing that bothers me is that because so many people think I'm gay, they put me in all kinds of yaoi pairings. One of the most common that I've heard of is me and Vexen, which I find really weird because I don't even TALK to the guy. He's like a hermit; always sulking around in his laboratory in the basement.
Anyway, these pairings repulse me, especially because I AM NOT HOMOSEXUAL! No matter how many times I try to tell people this, they just brush me off and continue to go on about their business like it's no big deal. These are the worst kinds of people because it's like they don't even acknowledge that I said anything.
Hopefully I've been able to convince you readers that I am not gay, but I know that about 90% of you will just laugh and say, "That's a lie!" before going on with the rest of your life. But for those other 10% that I've been able to successfully convince, thank you believing me and taking my word on this.
Sincerely,
Marluxia
Graceful Assassin
XI
[A/N: I feel sorry for Marluxia. If it makes him feel better, I was part of the 10% that was convinced. Were you?]