I'm not dead yet! *Starts singing Spamalot*

But I might be soon! ^-^ Heh...heh....

So it's been a while! Yeeaaah...

Anyways! I finished another little drabble...if you can call this loooong thing a 'drabble'. It is long, so that makes up for me being gone so long. Hehe! I thought this was cute! I always knew Kutner was adopted, but they don't talk much about his family life...Soooo in my little world, HE'S AN UNCLE!!! D'AWWWW!!! ^-^

Enjoy!

"Hello?" Thirteen answered her phone, voice groggy from just waking up.

"Eh, Thirteen? Ow! Hey, can you come over real quick?"

"Umm, I suppose. But may I ask why?"

"I could, hey put that down, use your help. Please?" He sounded so desperate; she just couldn't say no.

"I'll be over in a minute." She hung up the phone and changed out of her sleep clothes.

Twenty minutes later, she knocked on Kutner's door. A young blond boy answered the door.

"Are you Uncle Lawr's girlfriend?" His smile reached ear to ear.

Though the question took her by surprise, she smiled back at the small child. "No, sweetie, I'm not." Needless to say, she had never expected a kid to answer Kutner's door, nor had she expected a question like that. "Where is your uncle?" She had also never expected Kutner to be an uncle.

But speak of the devil, Kutner came up and scooped the boy into his arms. He looked so incredibly haggard, Thirteen actually felt a bit of pity for him.

"Are you any good with children?" The boy struggled in his grasp.

"Not really." She shrugged. "I thought you'd be great with them, though." She looked at him curiously. He really did seem like a kid person.

"Yeah, when they're nerds like me. I can't handle a child who says Star Wars sucks." Kutner whined.

"Sucks! Sucks! Sucky, sucky Star Wars," the child chanted.

Thirteen poked his nose. "No, Star Wars is a good movie." To be honest, she didn't care for it. But she had to save Kutner somehow.

"You say that 'cause you love him!" He started making kissy noises.

Kutner turned several shades darker than normal and Thirteen grinned at him. "What's your name?"

"Ryan. And you're Thirteen! Uncle Law-Law talks about you a lot."

"Uh, ice cream, Ryan! Come on!" His face brightened even more. "And I talk about the whole team, not just you…" He mumbled the last part.

"ICE CREAM!!! YUMMY!!! But you talk 'bout her AAAAALLL the time!!!"

"Ryan!" Kutner hushed at his nephew.

Thirteen couldn't help but laugh. She decided to be nice and spare him the embarrassment. "You know, if you give him ice cream, you'll never get him to sleep."

"Yeah, but maybe it'll get him to shut up!" His face was as red as it could possibly be and truth be told, Thirteen found it rather cute he was getting so flustered.

She giggled. Oh screw it! She just had to tease him! "Something bothering you, Law-Law?" And to think, she normally wasn't the teasing type, but he just begged to be teased!

Ryan started giggling like no tomorrow and Kutner gave her a mock glare.

"Can it, would ya? I have to hear that nickname from the kids waaaay too much…And no! Nothing's bothering me…"

She smiled and right as he was about to say something else, a high pitched scream echoed from the kitchen.

Thirteen slammed her hands to her ears and stared at Kutner.

"What the hell was that?"

Kutner sighed and just gave her a deadpan look.

"That…would be my little niece. Sara!"

At once, a little girl no older than Ryan plopped in. She had light brown hair and bright green eyes.

"Yeesss, Uncle Lawr?" She had the sweetest 'bubble gum dropling' voice ever.

"Why were you screaming?"

"Becaaaauuuuse…." She put her hands behind her back and swayed from side to side. He glared at her. "I felt like it, kay?" It was then she noticed the 'guest' in 'her house'

"Who's she?" She smiled as sweet as possible.

Kutner leaned closer to Thirteen and whispered, "Thirteen, don't be fooled; she's EVIL! I swear she is…"

She grinned. "I'm Thirteen. I'm a friend of your uncle's."

"Oh yeah! You're the girl Uncle Lawr talks about all the time!" There was a glare from Kutner as the girl smiled again, but then wrinkled her nose. "Thirteen, is it? What's with the odd name? Why'd your parents call you that? Why not something normal like 'Sara'?" And once again, there was that syrupy sweet smile.

"It's not my real name; just a nickname I go by."

"Why? You bad luck?"

"You could say that." Thirteen smiled at her, and then looked back up at Kutner. "So, this is what you needed help with. I can see why." She giggled.

"What's that s'possed to mean?" Sara screeched at the top of her lungs, and yet she managed to keep that adorably sweet smile. It kind of scared Thirteen and it DEFINITELY scared Kutner.

"Well, let's see what we can do with these two…" Thirteen smiled nervously. She had never had to babysit, so she really didn't know what to do. So she took her best guess, smiled, and shouted, "Who wants to play a game?"

So it ends kinda crappily. I never was too good with endings when it comes to drabbles...Tis a bit of a problem, but ah well...The drabble itself is cute enough, I hope....

So Kutner has a nephew that likes to embarrass him and a neice that looks cute, but is really Satan-incarnent! WHO ELSE HAS FAMILY LIKE THAT?!?! Hahaha! Sounds like my brother and me when we were kids. My poor mother... .

And by the way, I ADORE Star Wars! (If any of you have been to my page, I have a few Star Wars fics...) And I adore that Kutner adores Star Wars! Anyone see the ep with the Jews and Kutner was like "That means no Star Wars?" LOL SO CUTE!!!! ^///^

Anyways! REVIEWS!!! LUFF!!! *Hinthint*