Title: Animal Training
Theme: #58. Lesson
Rating: K
Character/Pairing: Ryohei, Kangaryu
Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Summary: If only Ryohei listened in class, he would know that Kangaroo's cannot sing. Somewhat of a sequel to Patience is a Virtue and Faith.
Dedication: To the unfortunate victims and the fallen heroes of 9/11.
A/N: Almost midnight, and I still have Japanese and Genetics homework. And illiterate-fool is making me help her with her Greek essay. At least Friday's almost here!!
Kyoko awoke to the noise of fourteen cats clawing chalkboards, metal pots and pans banging and what sounded like a drowning pigeon struggling to survive. She walked into the living room and screamed to be heard, "Onii-chan! Why are you singing?!"
Her brother turned to her with a grin. "New training with Kangaryu." He used his thumb to point behind him just as the boxing kangaroo bounced in carrying a harmonica. Kyoko blinked, how could he hold that?
The normally sweet girl scowled. "Onii-chan! I told you! No training inside the house!"
Ryohei continued grinning before grabbing for the harmonica, "don't worry, this won't destroy the house!" He blew into the harmonica and a shrill pitch came out. Ryohei pulled his lips away and frowned. "Again! To the EXTREME-"
Kyoko interrupted him when she yanked the harmonica out of his hands.
The silver-haired boxer frowned. "Kyoko, what you did was very un-extreme."
"Onii-chan! The windows are cracking! Just what are you doing?!"
"Well…" her brother stared away sheepishly. "I got to one up Hibari you know? His bird can sing and speak and deliver letters. I was giving Kangaryu a lesson in singing. It's not going very well, but it will soon enough. We just need more practice. Now I'm going to teach him to play the harmonica. We will become the melodious boxing duo in no time! EXTREME!!"
Kyoko sighed and walked to the door. "Please replace the mirrors and windows, Onii-chan. I'll be at Haru's."
Started: 11:40PM
Finished: 11:59PM