Author's note: There is a slim chance that I will update tomorrow. If not from now on I will update every Thursday or whenever I'm bored.

Chapter's a little long. Sorry.


Since the incident at the culture festival I haven't seen anymore memories, and the gene hasn't seemed to act again. So life's gone back to normal but I had a feeling tomo was planning something."Adonis, it's time to get up."

"Ugh. five more minutes..."Wait a sec, That's not Zack's voice.I look up an see Nymph holding my head in her lap."AHHHHHHH!" I jump up."N~NYMPH! What the hell are you doing?!"

"Calm down. The little bug told me that's how a girlfriend should wake up her boyfriend."God damn it tomo."Well it is time to get up. We have to go to school." I looked at the clock. She was right.

"Sorry. I kind of over reacted." I kept my eyes at the ground. Trying to hide my blush.

"Alright. Just get ready." She started to walk out."Darling." I jump at the word. She just laughs and walks out. She teases me alittle to much. I got ready and opened my door seeing zack there about to open it himself.

"Nii-san! Your up early."

"Well for me I guess. Nymph woke me up."

"Oh. So she did." he gave me a smug look. It creeped me out.

"What are you looking at me like that for? Stop. It's creepy."

"Oh nothing Nii-san. I just didn't realize you two were at THAT stage already."

"What stage?"

"I don't know." he had a blank look on his face.I had to face palm. God damn it. He didn't even know what he was talking about. And yet I fell for it.

The usual group was heading to school but somehow the prez joined. Is she stalking us?"I think we should all go to a bath." I could feel the stupid sex drive coming from tomo.

"Huh a bath..." The prez seemed to be thinking of all the possibilities."Given that this is your idea are you sure that this isn't a case of the smaller head controlling the larger one."

"No. Not at all." Lies. I looked over at zack. Does he actually believe him! Man, what's going on today. I seem to be the only one seeing tomo's plan.

"Ok Ikaros. Hand over all your cards."Zack took all of Iki's cards.

"Here you go Zack-nii." Maybe not. Tomo physically cringed.

"I know what you're up to tomo.A bath sounds nice, but i don't need to have your crazy schemes ruining my bath." Zack and the girls left. I stayed with Tomo, Iki and Nymph.

"What did you expect tomo? That neither zack or Sho figured out your scheme." I looked at him. He had a strange smile on his face."You have a back up plan don't you."

"Of course!" If only he could put this much dedication to school. He'd be an A+ student. What a waste.

I didn't want anything else to do with his plan so Nymph and I left for school. School was as boring as ever. But home was and I were sitting in the living room alone because apparently Zack was "Kidnapped" for the night. Most likely his fans went crazy again. Each day it's getting worse and worse.

"Hey! I'm back." It was a voice i've never heard before. I looked up and saw a girl who reminded me of someone.

"Who the hell are you?" I tried sounding as cold as possible. I can't take any chances.

"I'm Tomoko."

"Tomoko...Tomoki! You idiot!" So tomo used a card to himself into a girl. "Why? Why did you do this?" every time I looked at tomo I felt the sudden urge to punch him.

"I felt like I living as a girl for a while."

"LIES!" I felt disgusted. How far will tomo go to do perverted things? "Iki..."

"Everything seems to be normal on her for the time being."Ah, god damn it. This is gonna turn out horribly.

"(Giggle) I'm a girl now so there are a few hundred things I feel like doing. Let's go." So I became the Idiot who had to hold all the bags of what Tomo, Iki and Nymph bought. It was only a matter of time before Tomo would turn this stupid.

I stood outside the underwear store, waiting for them to finish. I decided to walk around and think. Those bars on Nymph's choker. It's gone from four to two. What is that bastard gonna do when it goes to zero? I have to find a way to keep Nymph safe. Something bad is gonna happen soon. I can feel it. I got back to the store right before they came out."Hey cutie pie. Have some more bags for you!"

"Tomo. Call me that one more time and I'll kill you. Got it?" Tomo flinched.

"Ok. Ok, sheesh." Tomo and Iki both handed me their bags. Nymph refused to give me her's.

"Hey, Nymph. You don't want me to hold that for you?"

"No. I'm good."She was blushing pretty hard. So I dropped it. We headed home.

00000

The next day on our way to school I finally found zack."Hey! Good to see your still alive. What happened?"

"Nii-san it was horrible. Those girls. They forced me to do such terrible things." Holy crap! Did they torture him? "They made me eat strawberry cheese cake. I hate strawberries. I also had to watch so many movies. I still can't close my eyes without seeing parts of the movies in my head." He had tears in his eyes. His voice was shaky to.

"So your telling that your fans forced you on a date and you were scared the whole time?"

"Yes."

"(Sigh) If you would have just relaxed then you would have had a nice time. If only..."

"I'm guessing you and Nymph haven't been on a proper date yet?"

The question caught me off guard."Well, I guess you could count the night at the bonfire as a date. But since then. No." I need to get rid of this subject."Lets just head out. I think school is gonna be weird today."

I knew it. Today Tomo came in as Tomoko. But what was really strange was how popular he was with the guys."Nii-san, that new girl is really popular. Probably more than Iki and Nymph are." He was right. All the guys crowded around her wherever we were.

Home EC was the weird. First off Tomo came as a cat maid thing...I don't really get it."I transferred here this morning so I didn't have anything else to wear for home EC. Hope you don't mind." Tomo then put his hands up like a cat"Meow."

"SO CUTE!" All the guys in class yelled.Ugh. I think I'm gonna puke. This is a little too much for me to handle.

I felt a tug on my shirt. I turned and saw Nymph doing a cat pose to looking straight at me. "M~Meow!" So cute! She even stuttered on the meow.

"You so cute Nymph..." I couldn't help but pet Nymph on her head.

"So are you." I got caught off guard. She's even cuter! I couldn't help but hug her. She even hugged back. This is strangely romantic. But I noticed some of the guys were looking at me with murder in their eyes.

"Nii-san. You should really start cooking." Zack saved me!

"Right zack." Nymph let go of me and school went about normally after that. But the fact that Tomo was so popular with the guys kind of made me lose hope for modern man.

"You pass." Tomo, Iki, Nymph and I were in the New World Discovery Club Talking to Sugata , who was the one who gave Tomo the card to turn him into a girl."I've been watching your behavior all day and all of them exceed my expectations. You are acting like a perfect girl." That's kind of creepy. How has he been watching him the entire day?"It is time for you to infiltrate the womens bath."I face-palmed. Of course that's what he's after.

00000

"A public bath. That seems interesting." We were walking with the prez again.

"Yeah, Ikaros said she wanted to go. She said it was part of the human experience." Sho seemed to be trying to convince the prez.

"Ok." Prez pointed at Tomo "Who the hell are you?" A pervert in a girls body.

"My name is tomoko, I'm new to the school and you guys are the first friends here. I'd like to go to the bath know get to know you guys better. Hehehe." Prez fell for it. Maybe I should rat him out. Get it over with. But... I really need a relaxing bath. After all the crazy shit going on, I need to rest.

Zack and I were in the men's bath. While everyone else was in the girl's bath."It's a shame tomo didn't come Nii-san. Sure he would try something but I think after I beat the crap out of him we would have a nice bath."

"Well he did come. In a way." I said it on inpuls.

"What do you mean Nii-san?" Crap! No way to get out of this one. If I get caught lying...fuck that, truth time.

"Bro, you know the new girl Tomoko."

"Yeah..."He was waiting for me to get to the point.

"Replace the O in her name with an I." He put the pieces together and walked out of the bath. "Bro! Where are you going?"

"To go have a talk with Iki." Well, tomo's screwed. Might as well enjoy the bath while I can. But then I had a thought. If he's in the girls bath, then that means that he's seeing Nymph... HELL NO! I ran out of the bath and changed as quickly as I could. I followed zack outside to the back of the building to see Nymph and Iki looking at the monitor of the changey thing, whatever it is."Iki...I need you to change me into a girl."

"Zack-nii, How did" She paused and thought. "Very well." Iki pushed some buttons on the computer thing and a light engulfed Zack. When the light dimmed Zack appeared as a girl. Zack had long black hair, about 5 foot 3 I guess, and had weirdly amazing assets. Of course even as a girl he's good looking.

"Nii-san to."

"What?!" Too late. I saw a light and suddenly I was a girl. An average girl. Average height, average hair length and even average assets. God damn it. Of course I'm average, even as a girl.

"All right. I'm headed to the girls bath. Iki turn Nii-san back please." I turned back to normal.

"Why the hell did you tell her to turn me into a girl if you won't let em go in with you?!"

"Because I was curious. Plus I can't trust to not perv out in the bath."

"That doesn't even make sense! Well happy you saw average me as an average girl." Man that pissed me off. As I yelled zack left."God damn it! Zack!" Too late.

"You looked ok Adonis." Iki tried to reassure me.

"Well thanks alot. Just 'Ok'. Who doesn't want to be 'Ok'." I was really pissed.

"I like regular you more. But you did look like that cute childhood best friend." Nymph was trying now.

"That actually makes a lot of sense." She always cheers me up. Suddenly Iki ran back to the building. Nymph and I followed but when we got to the door of the bath Nymph stopped me.

"Here. Put this around your eyes." She gave me a headband. I put it on and was completely blind. She dragged me into the bath. So hot. Man I really need to finish my bath after this.

"Master. You need to calm down." I couldn't see a thing but it seems like Tomo was going crazy.

"YES,YES,YES!" I heard Tomo's and Tomoko's voices combined. Suddenly a bright light engulfed everything. I could even see it with my headband.

"What on earth?" The prez. "What is a faucet doing here?' I heard the squeak of a faucet an then a computer explode.

"Total melt down."

"What the hell is going on Nymph?"

"The bug and Z just turned back to normal."

"What the hell?!" Sho's gonna go crazy!

"Nymph, I suggest that we get out of here."

"Ok." Nymph got me out somehow, but I was never able to finish my bath.

00000

I was sitting at home in the living room with Nymph, waiting for everyone to come back. But she seemed a little uncomfortable."What's wrong?"

"N~Nothing! It's just..."

"Just what? Come on tell me."

"Fine. Are you alright dating an Angeloid."

"Of course." I didn't even have to think about the answer. "You like who you like. It just so happened that I fell for an angeloid. I don't care about that sort of stuff Nymph."

"Really!"

"Of course not."

"But... what about my breasts." What! "I thought human males are supposed to like bigger ones."

I had to think of what to say. After all this is a touchy subject. Sure she's lacking in that department, but, " I think it makes you look even cuter." She blushed. Safe! Zack, Tomo and Iki came back home. Zack and Tomo were both beat up. " Guess Sho didn't go easy on you guys huh."

"No. Nii-san it was horrible."

"Heh. You two should get you rest." Life with these guys has been really interesting. But, there is this feeling of something terrible around me for a while. All I know is that I need to protect Nymph and the others. I just hope I'm powerful enough to do so.