Syaoran: AAAAAAAH. Okay, I'm so sorry for not updating for NEARLY a month. But it's my stupid INTERNET!! It broke down!! Thank Kami that I have a very generous, lovable aniki who allows me to use his laptop. n.n But it's just for temporary use anyways.

I can't do Review Responses right now, I have to be fast. Okay? x3 Gomenasai people…

Miranda: Eto…Syaoran-san…you don't own—

Syaoran: D.Gray-Man. Yeah, I know, and I'm MISERABLE about that. I wish I were Hoshino-sama!! Argh!!

Miranda: Don't shoot the messenger! I'm supposed to be unlucky, not dead too!!

Syaoran: O.o Relax, Miranda-chan. I won't kill you. Sigh. Oh yeahs! Sankyuu so much to Crystalstar-Suteki for being the 100th reviewer!! Arigatou, it made me so fkin' delirious when I saw it. Please mighty R&&Rers, bless this humble Authoress with at least 150 reviews? n.n It's the FIRST time I got so much for a story!

B o y s . W i l l . B e . B o y s

C h a p t e r . E l e v e n – S e x u a l i t y . I s . A . V i r t u e . F o r . A l l e n

Kanda suddenly seemed to realize what he was doing. He pulled away quickly, a light blush staining his usually pale cheeks.

"S-sorry, I didn't mean to do that," he mumbled, turning away. Allen, who was already more dazed than a kid on a roller coaster ride, couldn't even find the words to reply. First of all, Kanda Yuu had kissed him out of his probably own free will and secondly, the same Kanda Yuu had apologized to him. Two miracles to happen in the time frame of about two seconds.

"K-Kanda…you…are you all right?" he asked softly, reaching out to touch the samurai on the arm, but he pulled away.

"I'm fine. I'm just sick as you very well know. Are you done? I want to rest," Kanda said gruffly, pointedly glaring out of the window.

Allen shook his head mutely and turned to the medicine box to get out a bottle of liquid medicine. He felt a weird emotion in his heart. To his horror, he realized it was disappointment.

'I'm…disappointed…? Why am I feeling this way? I'm actually disappointed that Kanda doesn't seem to…want to kiss me?'

'Allen Walker, stop being gay,' Allen berated himself. 'You're having weird thoughts…about Kanda Yuu of all people!! Stop it!!'

'What if I don't want to?' the voice in his head challenged him.

'Oh shut up. You HAVE to.'

Once Allen was assured that the insane voices in his head had disappeared, he held out the spoon of medicine to Kanda.

"Open your mouth again," he said softly.

Kanda looked towards the spoon and did the weirdest thing. He pouted slightly before opening his mouth.

'That was so CUTE! Like a cat!' Allen's inner voice raved.

'I-I know…WAIT! No, I am NOT gay! Stop it, you stupid voice!'

'I am you, idiot Moyashi, and I think I know very well that I'm gay, so you shut up.'

Allen bit his lip as he eased the spoon into Kanda's mouth. Stupid voices. They weren't gonna affect him. He may be a mother to two adorably evil twin boys but he is SOOO not gay.

Or is he lying to himself? ARGH, NO!

Kanda swallowed the medicine and unconsciously made a face at the bitterness. This time Allen really couldn't help it. He turned away and pretended to be busy keeping away the medicine to hide the fact that he was trying his best not to laugh.

Kanda, meanwhile, after getting over the yucky taste of the medicine, looked over to Allen, wondering why the hell he was wearing such a dress.

Then his dark eyes roamed over the younger teenager's body, almost as if they were caressing him. Kami, Allen had such a good body. The dress suited him so well that it manipulated the mind, making Allen's body look almost curvaceous. Kanda vaguely wondered how he'd look like without a shirt…oh, and preferably without anything on…and handcuffed to the bed…

"Kanda? Kanda!"

"What?" Kanda blinked, jolting back to reality. Allen was staring at him.

"You're nosebleeding," he said blankly, pointing.

"What the hell?" Kanda gasped as he realized that a not-so-thin stream of the dark metallic-smelling liquid was slowly dripping off his chin.

"Here, take these," Allen offered him a wad of tissues, which he took after a moment's embarrassed hesitation. But within seconds the entire wad had become bloodily red.

Kanda looked at Allen. Allen looked at Kanda.

Something inside Kanda snapped.

"G-GAH! Give some respect to your fe—I mean masculinity and get the hell out of that!" the samurai sputtered before leaping off the bed and dashing out.

Allen blinked, looked down, blushed hard and got up slowly. "Err…maybe he's right…" he muttered to himself, heading for the door, not noticing that the four that put him up to this were snickering like hyenas and leaning back against the wall.

Syaoran: I KNOW THE CHAPTER WAS SHORT!! I'M SORRY!!! But I have no time anymore, my time is limited!! So please review for this chapter, and I won't blame you if you want to flame me for giving you a chapter shorter than Edward Elric. TT-TT GOMENASAI!!