In front of the mirror Grandpa stood, trying to tame them brows with his pinky finger. He was a bit stressed because he was expecting a visitor to arrive soon. All he needed was to just light up some good smelling candles and prepare something drinkworthy. His guest was one of the new teachers and was called Pegasus. While Yugi was at vacation he couldn't resist the feeling to invite handsome ducks for pleasure and chill. Also he always used Yugi's bed because he was too greedy to buy a bed to himself so he often sleeps on the floor. When all of the preparations were done he slowly undressed himself to get ready. But of course he didn't wanna throw d in the poor Pegasus face so he covered it with a sparkling robe. Suddenly he heard "It's time to duel" the song, a.k.a his doorbell. The lil' run to the door was stunning by grandpa, sadly no one were there to see. With all of grandpa's excitement he opened the door gesturing the duck to come in and do stuff. If he didn't lost his hearing device this would never have happened. His sore eyesight wasn't so innocent either. Grandpa didn't understand why the duck choose to stay there instead of walking in so he thought showing tastiness would bring him in. By that being said he threw the robe away, just to show that dick proudly. The duck seemed angry and terrified so it slapped him!

- Ouch, Grandpa said with a moan. If you know how I fell why would you do that Pegasus?

- Pegasus? The duck repeated. I'm Yugi your grandson!

While having a panic seizure grandpa was going to get his robe.

- Grandpa you should maybe go to sleep, Yugi suggested. And you know it's dangerous to let candles burn like that. Why am I always like your daddy?

- Daddy? Grandpa asked while laughing a little. I thought you had a daddy. You know the handsome guy.

- It's time to stop now, Yugi said serious.

- Geez! Grandpa said. Well at least you must've had a great vacation spending it with him.

He laughed some more.

- Grandpa you're seriously drunk, Yugi said and tried to drag him to the floor where he's used to sleep.

- Can you tell me a bed time story then? Grandpa asked. Please, it was a long time ago since last time!

- Okey then but only one, Yugi agreed and eyerolled. Once upon a time there was a boy named CockBoy. One day Cockboy watched TV and the IKEA ad came and they showed a stool. This stool appeared to be normal but in reality it was a problem solving stool. CockBoy wanted it so bad so he went to his daddy to ask for one. He replied that he can't afford one. CockBoy went from cute and little to Satan and answering him with that he will never call him daddy again.

Yugi ended the story there and Grandpa was sleeping deep. After his long and exciting adventure he was now able to relax. Just like his story he also ended up but sleeping in the bathroom fapping or something.

The next day Yugi sat down in the same old bus on his way to school. Of course he saved a place for Yami but instead someone else came to sit down beside him. Yugi doesn't recognize him but what to do when you're gay.

- Hey Yugi, he said to get his attention.

- Hi, Yugi answered back. Do I know you?

- Not yet but you will, he said like he was cool. Call me Dickster.

- Okey hello Dickster, Yugi said suspicious. Are you new at school or something?

Yami entered the bus. He saw his seat was already taken so he went to sit a bit away. But he gave the stealer an unwanted death stares.

- Yes actually, Dickster said and smiled. You look like a nice guy. Maybe we should hang out after school or something.

Yugi looked at Yami's direction. He was still staring.

- Um I don't have anything to do so why not, Yugi said.

Under the whole school day Yami's and Dickster's staring game was too strong to handle. Kaiba was also looking weird at Yugi and it all gave him goose bumps. Yugi felt dizzy and wasn't that hyped for hanging with Dickster but Yugi wanted to give him a chance. Both of them decided to go home to Dickster to look at his fabulous house. When they were outside it you could really see how big it was.

- Nice home you got, Yugi commented.

- Yes of course it is, Dickster said. It's me who owns it!

- You like yourself don't you? Yugi asked.

- Who doesn't?! Dickster asked Yugi back and laughed.

Instead of asking again they went inside. When they just had entered the house Dickster turned himself so he was facing Yugi. Just by that moment someone grabbed him from behind and knocking him out.

Yugi woke up in a dark room. He couldn't decide if it smelled pizza or calculators. His wings were tied together and also his legs. Suddenly Dickster came in.

- Do you like my basement? Dickster asked him. Or am I insulting your new home by calling it that?

- Let me free! Yugi shouted. Why am I always getting kidnapped and raped?!

- Raped? Dickster repeated. You just gave me an idea.

- Why don't you let me go already? Yugi asked and cry a il' tear. My friends are going to save me anyways.

- Your friends? Dickster repeated once again and took a few steps closer. Do you mean that handsome duck called Yami? What if I tell you he's won't even search for you?

- What are you talking about? Yugi asked confused. He said he always will be by my said!

- I guess he lied then.., Dickster said and turned around. It was after all HE who sent me here to kidnap you and to finish you.

- I don't believe you! Yugi said like he was sad.

- YAMI! Dickster shouted. COME DOWN HERE!

Surprisingly Yami came as Dickster commanded.

- Oh so you did kidnap him? Yami said.

- Of course, Dickster said. As I was told.

- Yami why! Yugi shouted.

- Why? Yami asked back. It's time you'll get to know my real side.