A/N- Hellooo everyone, my apologies for not updating in awhile, and I get it if you're mad :P I hope you enjoy this chapter, which is broke up into two parts, or else I would've taken about 5 more months to update xP READ AND REVIEW =^.^= Meow.

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Chapter 11: Shitmas With the Akatsuki Pt. 1

"OMG! IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE! EVERYBODY WAKE UP! IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!" Jess screamed once she woke up. She quickly got out of bed and went running around the base screaming the same thing over and over again. As she ran into the living room she noticed Brianna laying on the couch, asleep. Brianna always fell asleep on the couch every night for the past week, just in case she threw up on Azby and in case Hidan hopefully got up early enough so she could tell him the news, but it never happened.

"Hey, Brianna! Wake up it's Christmas eve!" Jess whispered into her ear. Brianna quickly turned around and put her hand around Jess' throat.

"Doesn't mean you have to wake me up at freakin' 5am." Brianna snapped at Jess while pushing her away and onto the floor.

"Woah, what's wrong with you? Why the hell are you sleeping on the couch? Let me guess, you're in a fight with Azby and you don't want to share a room with her for now.." Jess said while she sat on an arm of the couch. Brianna always woke up before everyone and snuck her way back into her bed so no one would notice.

"None of the above." Brianna said while turning over so her face was in the couch. She was surprised that no one woke up with Jess' loud screams.

"Damn you, kid." Tyra said to Jess as she walked into the living room and sat on the single couch, "It's only Christmas eve, you don't have to get all hyped up. Wait, why's Brianna asleep on the couch?"

"I'm not asleep." Brianna said as she turned over to face Tyra.

"What's wrong? You look depressed." Tyra said as she walked over and sat on the floor so she was face to face with Brianna. Jess walked over and sat beside Tyra so they were in a little circle.

"Nothing is wrong." Brianna stated then she closed her eyes. Tyra did that thing where she looked at Brianna creepily because she could always tell what was wrong, but for some reason it was harder this time.

"What's wrong Baby G?" Azby said as she slowly walked into the living room.

"Jess' scream woke you up too huh?" Tyra asked as she made room for Azby to sit down.

"Yep.." Azby said while sitting down.

"Anyways, we're trying to figure out what's wrong with Brianna.." Jess said while turning back to Brianna.

"Nothing wrong with me. Except I'm hungry...for something...salty.." Brianna said and she quickly stood up and went to the kitchen to look for something to eat.

"Oooooooooooh crap.." Tyra said to herself, as she finally she caught on right away. She was one smart gal.

"What's wrong with her, Tyra!" Azby asked.

"Well I figured it out on my own, you can too.." Tyra said as she walked up to Brianna, who was leaning on Tyra and drooping like a wilting flower. Tyra practically dragged Brianna to her room and they talked.

"Well what do you think is wrong with her?" Azby asked Jess.

"I don't know, but we'll figure it out soon enough.." Jess said while standing up and helping Azby.

"Who was screaming and running around the fucking base?" Hidan said as he walked into the living and past Azby and Jess, shirtless. Azby and Jess stared at him like he was completely naked and they screamed and ran away, "Uhh.. nevermind.."

"Oh yeah, and something is terribly wrong with Brianna.." Azby said as she popped her head around the corner of the kitchen.

"What do you mean?" Hidan said, suddenly getting protective and worried.

"Well she was acting depresses and Tyra seemed to know what was going on.." Once Azby told him that he ran to Brianna's room and barged inside, seeing a sniffling Brianna and Tyra, who was comforting her.

"What the hell's wrong!" Hidan shouted as he ran to Brianna.

"Get away from her you stupid boy!" Tyra shouted and stood in front of Brianna.

"No, Tyra, it's alright, it's alright.. I have to tell him.." Brianna said as she stood up and walked towards Hidan.

"WHAT'S WRONG!" He screamed as he grabbed her shoulders and started shaking her furiously.

"Uhm.." Tyra said as she watched Brianna stand there with serious look on her face, getting shooken around, "I'm actually going to go, this is pretty serious.." Tyra said then she quietly left the room.

"I'm pregnant.." Brianna whispered, but Hidan didn't quite catch it.

"What?" Hidan asked.

"I'm pregnant!" Brianna said, just a little over a whisper.

Hidan fell silent, his hands slowly falling from her shoulders. He wouldn't speak, and he didn't move. He just stared at her, well at her stomach. Then he put his arms around Brianna and held her close, she stood there shocked by his actions.

"I'm so fucking sorry, Brianna, it's all my fault.. I'm an idiot!" Hidan said to her, slightly shaking. She couldn't believe it, could he really be crying. She pushed his head back so she could see, and no he wasn't crying, that unsensitive bastard.

"Hidan it's alright, I'm not going to die!" Brianna exclaimed, trying to make him cheer up.

"But I'm going to fucking die! Do you know what Kisame will do to me when he figures out I got his darling daughter pregnant! You're only fucking 16, like this should be considered rape!" Hidan exclaimed and he pulled away from Brianna and pushed his hair, that was in front of his face, back with his left hand.

"Shit, I totally forgot, I have to tell him, shit, fuck, shit, fuck, fuckity, fuckity, fuck, fuck, shit, fuck! This is fucking horrible!" Brianna said as she fell back onto the bed.

"Well, we'll tell him later tonight.. he doesn't have to fucking know right away.." Hidan suggested.

"I just got an excellent idea! Tomorrow is christmas day! Maybe if we tell him we were planning the baby and he'll be happy if we tell him tomorrow morning! And it's christmas day, everyone will be happy and so will my dad!" Brianna exclaimed with a smile on her face.

"Do you think that's going to fucking work?" Hidan said as he looked towards her.

"Well do you got anything better, bigshot?" Brianna asked Hidan with a smirk.

"Okay, well let's go to the living room, everyone is still asleep." Hidan said as he walked towards Brianna and grabbed her hand. He smiled lightly and then they walked into the living room. But instead of thinking they'll be the only ones there, the entire Akatsuki group was sitting around in there.

"Yea, 'Everyone is still asleep!' " Brianna said, mocking Hidan's voice, as she punched his shoulder. He shoved her elbow into her side and close to her stomach, "I'm with fucking child!" Brianna whispered into his ear. Hidan rolled his eyes to Brianna.

"Sorry godammit." Hidan whispered back to Brianna who had a fake smile plastered on her face.

"Goodmorning lovebirds! How have you been treating my daughter lately?" Kisame asked as he walked up to Hidan and gave him a pat on the back.

"I've been treating her damn well.." Hidan replied to Kisame giving him a pat on the back as well.

Brianna walked into the kitchen and grabbed a cup and poured some milk into it. She started to drink it and Jess walked up to her, about to ask her about the whole crying situation.

"That's good" Kisame responded, "Just don't get her pregnant now!" He said jokingly and patted Hidan's back once again. Hidan's eyes shot wide open, and Brianna spit out her milk all over Jess. Tyra put her hand over her mouth so she wouldn't yell out, "He aleady did!"

"OH MY GOD!" Jess screamed as Brianna wiped her mouth. Everyone turned and looked at the two girls in the kitchen. Jess wiped the milk off of her face and turned around and stomped all the way to the bathroom to take a shower.

"Uhm.. hi.." Brianna said as she stood there with an idiotic smile on her face.

"Uhm, well I'm going to leave with Kakuzu, Zetsu, and Sasori now.." Kisame said as the men he mentioned stood up and walked outside the front door.

"Where are you guys going?" Brianna asked.

"Oh, we have a mission, we'll be back tomorrow morning! Bye sweetie!" Kisame said as he walked out the front door.

"Uhm, bye." Brianna replied as she turned and walked to Hidan.

"At least we don't have to fucking deal with him until tomorrow.." Hidan whispered to Brianna.

"No doubt."

"So, what are we going to do? Just mope around all day?" Azby asked.

"No." Pein replied as he stood up.

"Then what are we doing?" Tyra asked as she rubbed the sleep out of her eyes.

"Well, when I went to Konoha on a mission in disguise I heard there was a huge christmas party going on and almost every person living there, shinobi or not, are going. I need to do some spying anyways on people, so this is a good chance to do it." Itachi said.

"So we're going to some party in the Leaf Village to spy on a guy? What if shinobi see us and capture us?" Brianna asked.

"Well here's the fun part. It's a masquerade ball." Itachi replied to Brianna.

"Who has a maquerade ball on Christmas, un?" Deidara asked.

"Well, I guess the lame Leaf Ninja do.." Brianna said as she and Hidan walked more towards the living room.

"So when are we leaving?" Azby asked Pein.

"Later tonight." Pein replied.

"Wait, what are we going to wear? We don't have any dresses or anything, not even masks!" Tyra exclaimed. "and how are we going to get there? Run in our non-existent dresses?"

Brianna thought about it for a second, "Wait, I have dresses.."

"I thought you hated dresses, I remember this one day at school we were talking about fancy clothes and you specifically hate dresses." Azby told Brianna, feeling awesome that she actually 'told' Brianna.

"Well no shit. I still hate dresses, I just wore them to weddings, like Goodie's wedding. I wore that bright orange dress.. It was so short and kind of uncomfortable for a wedding.." Brianna said and Hidan smiled as he imagined Brianna wearing a short dress like that. Brianna punched him in the gut because she had a gut feeling that she knew what Hidan was thinking about.

"Oh." Azby responded since she just got 'told'.

"How many do you have?" Tyra asked.

"Uhm, I still have that dark purple, strapless one, but I would say don't pick that one, it's kind of uncomfortable. I have a dark green one that is long and to the floor, I have a black, I think that's the colour, or it's just dark blue, but anyways that one is a little longer than my blue one and it isn't tight, but flowy and then there is this navy blue dress that's long and ruffly on the bottom and the straps cross in the back. I think that one is pretty snazzy. I think I have another one, but I might've gave it to my other cousin." Brianna said to Tyra and somewhat to herself.

"Okay, well. Let's see those dresses!" Tyra exclaimed and she and Azby ran to Brianna's room. Brianna followed behind them, but stopped for a few seconds.

"Do you guys even have tuxedos?" She asked the 4 guys sitting there. She heard three yes's and one no and her eyes trailed to Hidan, who was the one who said no, "You better fucking find one!" Brianna said as she went into her room. Hidan stood there then ran to Kakuzu's room to find one of his. The other guys lazily got up and walked to their rooms to put on their tuxedos.

"Wow, these dresses are beautiful!" Tyra said as her eyes sparkled when she picked up the long navy blue dress, "I like this one.."

"DIBS ON THE GREEN ONE!" Azby shouted as she ran towards the closet and grabbed the long, ruffly green dress from the hanger. Jess walked forward and grabbed the blackish-blue dress, and they left Brianna with the dreadful, dark purple one.

"I hate you!" Brianna exclaimed as she grabbed the short dress.

"How are we going to get masks?" Jess asked as she sat on Brianna's bed.

"We'll make our own! And for the guys.." Tyra said and slightly sighed at the end of her sentence.

"Okay, do we have thr right material?" Brianna asked.

"I have a LOT of art supplies, I can go get the stuff!" Azby exclaimed and ran out of the room.

"We're going to have so much fun!" Tyra squealed.

~*~*After making the masks*~*~

"Phew, we're finally done!" Brianna exclaimed and she grabbed her and Hidan's masks and ran to the living room.

"C'mon! We should show them the masks!" Jess exclaimed and the rest of the girls ran after Brianna,

"Hidan! Hid-" Brianna stopped when she saw Hidan talking seriously with Pein, "Oh, um, sorry." Hidan turned around and laughed.

"Why are you sorry? We're just talking." Hidan said as he walked up to Brianna and gave her a hug.

"WOAH! WHAT'S WRONG! YOU'RE ACTING ALL LOVEY-DOVEY AND YOU'RE NOT SWEARING!" Brianna yelled and got out of Hidan's grasp.

"Wait, that was lovey-dovey? Shit, fuck, fuck shit! I'm turning into a pansy!" Hidan shouted as he blushed slightly.

"WAIT! You're blushing! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Brianna exclaimed loudly.

"I'm not blushing!" Hidan yelled.

"Yeah right, and I'm not crazy!" Brianna said sarcastically.

"Hey! Just cause we're offically together doesn't mean you can start acting like a fucking sarcastic bitch!" Hidan shouted at her. Everyone totally ignored what Hidan called Brianna, but only concentrated on what Hidan said about the two.

"He actually said it." Jess said quietly.

"He has a heart!" Tyra exclaimed.

"Being a pansy isn't bad." Azby mumbled to herself.

"Wait, what did you say, I didn't quite hear you." Brianna said as she walked closer to Hidan.

"Say it Hidan. I didn't quite catch it either, un." Deidara said with a laugh. Pein was actually trying to muffle his laughter.

"I'm not going to say it again." Hidan said while looking away from Brianna. Brianna bursted out laughing.

"O-okay! I'm s-sorry.. ohh... well we made you these masks for the masquerade party!" Brianna exclaimed. Hidan looked back to Brianna and grabbed the mask out of her hand.

"Oh hey, this isn't that fucking bad." Hidan said as he put it over his eyes. It was pure black and simple with navy blue swirls were around the eyes.

"We made them ourselves.." Tyra said as she pushed imaginary dirt off her shoulder.

"Here Pein." Jess said as she skipped over to Pein and handed him the mask, he pulled her face closer to his and gave her a peck on the lips.

Tyra and Dei-Dei looked at eachother uncomfortably and smiled to eachother as Tyra handed him the mask. Deidara gave Tyra a high five and they laughed uncomfortably.

"Wow, this is nice. I love the color." Itachi said to Azby.

"It's black." Azby said confused.

"Exactly." Jess said to herself, but everyone heard anyways.

Brianna started laughing, but then her stomach felt queasy. She tried to shrug it off, but she couldn't get out of the feeling. Hidan noticed it and they faced away from everyone so they wouldn't notice.

"Hey, are you fucking okay?" Hidan whispered\asked.

"My stomach hurts, I think I might throw up!" Brianna exclaimed and she booked it to the bathroom with Hidan following her.

"Brianna!" Azby shouted, getting worried.

"She'll be okay!" Tyra reassured her.

"Does this have to do with this morning?" Jess asked.

"Yeah.."

"Wait, what happened this morning?" Pein asked Tyra.

"Brianna was asleep on the couch and she is pr- wait, I can't tell you that." Tyra shouted and clamped a hand over her mouth.

"TELL US!" Azby and Jess shouted in unison.

"m-m" Tyra mumbled as her hand was over her mouth.

"Tyra, I need to know!" Pein shouted, "Is it serious?"

"mhm!" Tyra mumbled while nodding her head.

"Is she-" Pein was cut off.

"Pregnant? Why yes I am." Brianna said as she walked back into the living room with Hidan at her side.

"WHAT!" Jess screamed.

"HIDAN!" Pein shouted.

"Everyone should be happy!" Brianna exclaimed.

"But you're only 16!" Azby shouted.

"That too young! un." Deidara exclaimed.

"I'm going to be 16 forever! And you guys can't do anything about it now! So you might as well be happy, rather than hating on me and Hidan!" Brianna shouted back. Tyra gave Brianna a smile and a thumbs up.

"I'll hold the baby shower!" Tyra exclaimed. Brianna laughed.

"Well, I guess I''m okay with it then." Pein said out loud.

"Yay! So we're all good! JUST DON'T TELL KISAME YET!" Brianna shouted.

"We promise!" Azby shouted.

"Hell yeah!" Hidan shouted and patted Brianna's head.

"Dude, my hair!" Brianna said as she punched his gut. Hidan rolled his eyes and Tyra put her mask on.

"Let's get ready!" Tyra shouted and Brianna gave Hidan a quick hug and they ran to their rooms to get ready for the big night, with many surprises, that was about to happen.

A/N- Phew done that chapter! It was pretty dramatic in such a way, but somewhat funny xP I hope you enjoyed it, and stay tune for the next extra fluffy chapter :3 Woah, this is the longest chapter yet! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO! *swings arm in the air* Nice! Well please, oh, please Read&Review =^.^= Thanks! Oh, and go to my profile and check out my poll! xD

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