Richard John Grayson. Some know him as the "Last Flying Grayson". Some know him as "Orphan who lost his parents". Some know him as "Dick Grayson" or just "Dick". Although very few know his as "Robin, the Boy Wonder".
Anyway, this story will be about the person who know him as all of them. No, not Batman you skippers. Wally West, also known as "Kid Flash". Wally West is his best friend.
Yes, this story is about Wally, but this is about how they lost their friendship. It all started like this...
"Wally? I have a question." Dick asked in his outfit when he isn't in his Robin costume, but at Mt. Justice. Wally looked up from his sandwich he was making.
"Yeah bro?"
"You know how we eat eggs from the store in the containers?" Wally nodded. "If they don't hatch does that make them miscarried chickens?!" Dick asked in a scared voice. Wally looked at Dick like he was insane...Well, at this point he was sure he was.
"No... The eggs are not miscarried chickens. Why would you think that?"
"I was in English class and we were discussing prefixes and one of them were mis- and then afterschool I saw a commercial with a chicken and then I thought of that. Is it true Wally? Is it?!" It sounded like he was about to cry. Also, it didn't help that Wally was going to laugh.
"N-not my fault...t-that you asked a stupid question!" Wally laughed. Dick got mad and kicked Wally.
"Jerk! And you are not my best friend anymore!" He yelled leaving the cave, leaving Wally laughing.
"And that is how we are not friends anymore." Wally explained to the Justice League and the Team. They all looked at him like he was stupid.
"You really expect us to believe that?" Green Arrow asked. Wally nodded.
Enter: Nightwing BO1 (1).
"What's going on?" Nightwing asked.
"I'm just telling them the story of why we are not friends anymore." Wally explained.
"Is it true that you asked the question about eggs?" Robin asked. Then something unexpected happened. Nightwing started to cry.
"Those poor chickens!" He cried and ran out the room. They all looked at Wally in shock.
"And after that day he stopped eating eggs."
"Great, and when I stopped getting calls about him having nightmares about how baby chicks won't come back and kill him." Batman grumbled.
"Not only did it help him increase his paranoia when he took Tim to the petting zoo he got bit by a baby chick." Jason said from the kitchen. They all gave him a WTH look.
"Why are you here?" Batman asked.
"Ran out of food in my apartment."
(1) I know Robin's number, but I don't know if Nightwing got a new number.
And just to let you guys know, I did ask my mom that last year. She laughed at me and asked how I was in Honor classes if I asked stupid questions like that. So it was not completely random. A kid did say miscarriage for one of the words and then I forgot it after a few months. Then I saw a commercial with a chicken and then I remembered that. So then I asked my mom.
