From Human To Irken

Chapter 11

(Rated T. Gets fighty.)

"Last night was... amazing..." Sara said the next morning.

"No doubt..." Zim said. They got dressed and put on disguises.

"Where's Gir?" Sara asked.

"He's coming... Should be here soon..." Zim said. A few minutes later Gir ran in. He jumped around then sat down.

"Sorry for getting... drunk last night..." Sara said.

"It's okay Sara. You were like really horny."

"Thats how female minds work. Sometimes we are sweet, sometimes we are bitchy, sometimes we are horny, and sometimes we are fighty."

"You're not bitchy."

"I am sometimes."

"You aren't."

"Hey. You just wait." Sara said. Zim laughed.

"Where you going?" Zim asked.

"Getting our base back."

"Im coming with you."

"Thought I'd leave without you?"Sara asked. They made Gir stay. When they got to the base it was dark.

"Is Dib still in there?"

"Probably." Zim said. They opened the door.

"Computer, start up." Zim said. The lights came on. They went down to where Dib was last seen. Zim could tell she was ready to fight to the death. She had a glint in her eyes and she looked like she could kill anybody. The doors opened and she walked in.

"Come out and play Dib... We're ready for you..." Sara said darkly. She'd throw things aside looking for Dib.

"Dont be a coward Dib. Face us..." she hissed. Zim could see her fangs coming out. Dib jumped at Sara from behind but she ducked and he fell face first on the floor. She hissed at him. Dib jumped up and tried to punch her. With every punch she would swiftly move to the other side and dodge it.

"Try harder Dib, Im not even breaking a sweat."Sara said. With one punch she stayed still and pushed his fist forwards with her hand. Dib fell backwards.

"Who do you have working for you?" Sara asked. Dib threw a knife at her. She dodged it.

"I work for them and Im not telling you!" Dib yelled. She kicked Dib in the balls and pinned him to the ground.

"Tell me Dib." she hissed, her fangs inches from his face.

"THE SWOLLEN EYEBALL!" Dib screeched. She backed away.

"If I let you go... You'll tell the Swollen Eyeball members or whoever not to try to kill me and Zim?"

"YES!" Dib screeched.

"KILL HIM! Dont let him go!" Zim yelled. She backed away and Dib scooted away from her. Sara stood on Dib's throat. He was gasping for air. He needed oxygen.

"Swear?" Sara hissed.

"YES!" Dib yelled gasping. She removed her foot.

"The humans at Skool would wonder where Dib went." Sara said. She picked Dib up by his shirt collar and slid him across the floor to Zim.

"Torture and injure him before we let him go... Show him what we can do..." Sara said. She watched as Zim attacked Dib. When he was finished, Dib was bleeding horribly. Sara started to lick the blood.

"We just can't bite him. We can drink his blood." Sara said. She filled two bags with Dib's blood. He looked horrible. He might've died of blood loss right there if they had taken more. Zim threw Dib in the elevator and they went up. Zim then picked Dib up by his color, walked to the end of his property, and threw Dib across the street. He walked back to Sara who was inside. She had filled two cups with blood.

"Cheers." she said.

The next day they both didnt go to school. Zim had woken up to find Sara drinking all the blood she could.

"What's wrong?" he asked her.

"You know that thing girls have once a month when the unfertilized egg comes out of their vagina? Thats called a period and I started mine this morning and its blood and I'm a Vampire, and I want blood really bad right now!"

"It's ok... It's ok..."

"NO ITS NOT! THE VERY THING I CRAVE IS COMING OUT OF ME AS WE SPEAK!" Sara yelled. Zim's eyes widened.

"I-I'm sorry..." Sara said softly. He noticed she was shaking.

"Are you okay?"

"I'm a total emotional wreck..." she said. She started crying and couldn't stop. Zim comforted her until she stopped.

"I love you," she said. Zim just then realized that girls might be the craziest things ever. Sara had went from totally pissed off to bawling to being horny in less than 20 minutes.

"You're crazy.." Zim said sweetly. He laughed.

"I hate being a girl!" she moaned.

"Eh... I guess boys have it easier..."

"Alot easier! ... Oh my god..."

"What?"

"WE LEFT GIR!"

"Oh yeah... I guess we did."

"Cmon! Let's get him back!" she said. She grabbed Zim's and hand pulled him out.

When they had reached the cave there was no sign of Gir.

"Sara, this is a trap..." Zim said.

"No it's not!"

"Trust me... things aren't... right..." Zim said.

"Things look fine." Sara said.

"Look. We havent heard Gir scream in 1 minute,"

"That is true..."

"Stay close to me." Zim said. They walked down to the cave and looked in. Sara grabbed her stuff and they looked around. They took one step forward and a net came up. They were in a net attached to a tree.

"Shit." Sara cursed. Zim stared at her.

"Fine. I won't cuss..." she said, "This is easy." She put out her fangs and but through some of the rope. Zim helped her and soon they fell. They hit the ground hard.

"Told you it was a trap." Zim said. He helped her up and they ran into the city. They looked everywhere all day for Gir. They finally went to the base. They walked in and the TV was on loud.

"HAI!" Gir yelled. Sara and Zim looked at eachother. Sara went the bathroom and came back and sat on the couch.

"Where were you Gir?" Zim asked.

"WATCHEEN TEEVEE!"

"Where?"

"Underground." Gir said. Sara put her head down.

"You're joking." she said.

"Nuupe!" Gir said. Sara sighed.

"I feel stupid now." Sara said.

"So do I." Zim said.

"I feel... violated..." Sara said.

"Why?"

"Someone asked me if I was, and I quote, 'That crazy chick from the club'.

"That's your own fault."

"DONT QUESTION ME!" Sara yelled.

"Hey... You're gettin' the hang of bein' an Irken."

"Oh yes."

"I LIEK FLOWERS! THEY PRETTAY!" Gir yelled. Sara stood up and went to bed. Zim did the same a few minutes later.

Author Note: Tht was EPIK. U kno it! Finished this at 12:27 AM. Im goin ta bed. Chapter 12 will be up tomorrow morning/afternoon/night. Idk. But it'll be on there. Thx for faving and reveiwing! :D