EPOV
"We got an exclusive picture of Tanya Denali with unknown man..."
"Edward, what the hell is this?" Bella asked irritatingly as she read this on internet.
"I don't know. There wasn't any photographer. I don't know how did they get this picture."
"'Tanya Denali's new man looks dashing!'"
"He's my man, you morons." she shouted.
"Sweetheart, don't get hyper. It's just some stupid site. Nobody would even notice." I said.
"Her fans are crazy, my God! How did they even find out about us? How did they find my twitter? Read this." she said, "'Keep your eyes on your boyfriend, you whore.' How exactly I'm a whore? "
"Well, some of her fans seem stupid."
"Including you." she snort.
That's when her phone rang.
"Your Mom." she said as she received a call, "Hey Esme, do you know your son is dating a whore?" she said.
"No, he's not cheating on me. I am the whore." she said.
"Bella, you're on a roll today." I said as I laughed out loud.
"Yeah, just giving you a warning, you know? My next target can be Carlisle. I'm a dangerous whore." she said.
A/N: Is anyone reading this? Or am I talking to myself? LMAO!