Sheldon looked at Penny A with surprise and speculation. He looked over her shoulder at the test results. "Hmm, you are correct. Each of you use your entire brain, but almost 88% of each Penny's mental functions seem centered in different portion of the brain."
Penny A tapped a finger against her bottom lip thoughtfully as she moved to pace back and forth. Sheldon watched her with a growing fascination. She looked at Amy with a seriousness he had never seen her express before. "That would explain the difference in our hormone levels, also. Our mental stimulation is the driving force behind our emotional stimulation."
"What the fuck does that mean?" Penny M demanded. "Are you trying to say we're brain damaged?"
Penny A shot her a glare that quelled the more hostile woman. "No. It means that although genetically we are the same, mentally we are individuals. It also means that we are the products of our minds. Our thought processes have determined our personalities."
Penny H giggled and gave everyone a sultry look. "You know, if this had happened in high school, we could have taken on the whole football team."
Penny D turned to Leonard. "Why would we want to do that?"
Penny H slipped a hand under Bernadette's hair to caress her nape. "Why wouldn't we?" she purred.
Penny A quirked an eyebrow and turned to Amy. "Fascinating. I never knew I had such strong latent homosexual tendencies." She grabbed a pencil from Amy's desk and turned over the papers in her hand.
Sheldon watched with approval as she began making notes on her observations. He could get used to this, he thought. He would avoid the other Pennys and continue to maintain a friendship with the more logical version.
"This will end badly," Penny C said sadly. "Very, very badly."
R/W : test, surprise, logical, football, shot.