Hello, all. I have chosen to make a chapter after every 20 ways Tohru was killed. I will give a small speech and answer questions you have put in reviews. And some other random crap. Sorry for the incredibly long wait. I have been grounded, re-grounded, and re-re-grounded. Also I just forgot so here's 11. 12 is right after this so never fret my dears.

Chapter 11: Thank You's and What Not

Chapter 1

Wow, this was the launch of my—uh—career. It could have gone better. But I think I did all right. SuperSayainPenguin (Now known as "TheEvilZombieFerret"), my first reviewer, thank you for that. And the many other great reviewers, good or bad. But the question that was most asked, "Why do you even read/watch Furuba if you hate Tohru?" Well, I hate one character not the whole series. I'm really into supernatural stuff like that so it really attracted my interests. And Momiji is sooooo cute, I mean come on, HE'S A BUNNY! Another thing, who is this person who goes around bashing fics that don't support one persons thoughts. We all have opinions. And we should respect other people's opinions. And if you just tell me you think my fic sucks. Why can't you tell me why it sucks so I can change it? But if it's the reason that I'm senselessly bashing Tohru, I can't stop that. But If you want a better storyline or something, just tell me.

Chapter 2

My rather protestant chapter. I think you should know that I LOVE YAOI!!!!! Get used to it. And I do realize that the characters are OOC (Out Of Character). It needs to happen because Yuki and Hatori aren't really comedic, and I am. So I need to make some characters bitchy, happy, gay (in both meanings), and/or dumb as horseshit. Also, I seriously doubt chocolate onigiri exsists.

Chapter 3, 4, 5, and 6

Let's see, the reviews for these chappies were mixed. Someone thought I was a sicko. That's only partially true! There were bunnies, Numa Numa, voting, Bob, poetry (both sucky, and supportive), and sporks. Some good reviewers! And some bad, naughty peoples! But I thank you all!

Chapter 7

This chappie didn't get a lot of reviews, but still all are good. But it seemed the most favorite of all. I love it also because my favorite OC's are back for some major Tohru ass whooping. With or without Bush.

Chapter 8

I don't know if this has crossed anyone's mind but I AM A GIRL DAMMIT! I am not a bastard, I am a bitch. Recognize bitches! Good reviews again!

Chapter 9

Seifer, I realize that an M80 is a firework. I used it for the randomness! Sheesh! You know me, I am random! And the reason Hitler couldn't kill Tohru is because, I'm better than Hitler! I am so above him. Continuing on…

Chapter 10

CHESTER WE LOVE YOU! And the person who inspired me to write these stories, My God Can Beat Up Your God, reviewed! That's touching. And my bestest friend, in the real world, reviewed also! LINKIN PARK ROX MY SOX! Come join the LPUnderground, at LPU is on its 6th year. And you can find me, YourFutureDictator123. Don't email me through there. Because email is down, and the LPU is trying to fix the bugs. Instead hit me up on my myspace, is chapter 11. And there will hopefully be reviews, but it is unlikely. I have decided that the next set of 20 will be more suspenseful and have better writing skills. But it will still have very unrealistic deaths. Randomness rules! I will be working on Chapter 11 today, and hopefully it will be up today. If not, Wednesday will be the day.

Now I need a banner for myself and my supporters on message boards and myspace. So I am holding a competition. Create banners and send them to my myspace and/or my yahoo email, I will be waiting.

Til my next chappie, and my "retirement" this is Spuffy signing off.

Now for the copyrighting lawsuit…Spuffy out. (Damn you, Ryan Seacrest! We love Chester Bennington, not you!)