Project RX

by Doctor fan

Benson and Pops go out of town for a few days leaving everyone else to manage the park. Muscle Man encourages everyone else to take advantage of their short freedom by throwing the most epic party of all time, and has Thomas record and document the whole thing. Will it become the most epic party of all time, or will it escalate to the point that the police force the crowd to run.

11. Chapter 11: Time to shut it down

Project RX

Chapter 11

Let me tell you something, just to understand what I was making. I had to actually watch Project X, at least 4 or 5 times just to get some of what I was writing here. And let me tell you, having to stomach a film like this is bad enough one time, let alone five times. And each time I viewed it, I only ended up hating this film even more than before. So then why am I doing it with the cast of Regular show. Well honestly, I'm just curious as to how this kind of situation would play out if I did with the cast of Regular show in place of half the other characters in this dumb film. Plus I've come this far, there's no sense in turning back now. So just sit back as chapters continue to come out until I can finish this story.

As guests continued to show up and hang all through out the park, one van, which had tree logos on the hood and side doors, pulled up to the house. Out stepped Gene, and at least five members of East Pines Park, all of whom were dressed in matching green uniforms and hats. They walked up to the front of the house before they were stopped by Max. "Can I help you people?" He asked the group. "Yeah, we're here to see Muscle Man and everyone else who lives here," Gene informed them. "Are you on the list?" Max asked them again. "No we aren't, and who are you?" One park ranger informed him. "I'll ask the questions here, please state your name, address and reason for being here now," Max said as he held one arm up to hold them back. "I'm Gene from East Pines Park, and why we're here is no of your freaking business. Now stand aside junior" Gene said as he lightly shoved Max out of the way and walked up to the house with his fellow park rangers right behind him. They rang the doorbell and had to wait a few minutes before Mordecai answered it as Rigby, High Five Ghost and Thomas joined him on the front porch. "Oh hey Gene," Mordecai said. "Yeah, uh, sorry don't remember you exactly," Gene said. "Mordecai," he informed him. "Mordecai, all right, listen we don't mean to be dicks here, but Muscle Man and your raccoon friend,eh, sorry who are you again?" Gene stated as Rigby told him his name. "Yeah Muscle Man and your friend Rigby came over earlier and told us you were throwing a party, but guys this is getting to be too much," Gene told them. "Yeah we should be winding down by 12:30, maybe 1 or 1:30 at the very latest," Mordecai said before Gene told them that they had to shut the party down right away. "Come on guys, we need to be up early tomorrow morning, and a lot of the neighbors are complaining about the noise you guys are making…" Gene explained before Muscle Man walked out on to the porch. "AW HECK YEAH! NOW THIS PARTY IS OFFICIALLY BEGINNING!" Muscle Man said as he walked up to Gene and gave him a high five before bumping up against him in a bro hug attempt. "What's good guys, glad to see you showed up to rave," Muscle Man said. "Yeah we're not actually here to rave, we just came by to tell you guys that it's time to shut this down," One park ranger who had a thick blonde mustache said. "What!? You guys can't be serious. This is such an epic party," Muscle Man said. "Uhh yes, we are actually being serious because it's almost midnight and it's time to start wrapping this up," Gene expained. "Look look look, guys we can solve this calmly and rationally," Rigby explained. "What if we just bring everyone into the back, lower the volume a bit…" Rigby said before Gene cut him off. "Guys, this isn't a request, we're telling you: The Party is over," He said. "Well then, I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree then aren't we," Muscle Man said. "Guys, listen to me, this is your last chance. Either you shut this party down 'right now' or we're calling the police," Gene threatened them. Instead of an immediate response, the gang looked at one another with looks that said shutting the party down at this point was not an option to them. "All right, FINE! If that's how you wanna play it, fine. We're calling the police," Gene said. Suddenly out of no where, Max placed a taser right behind Gene and tased him. Gene screamed in agony before he fell on to the porch. The gang couldn't believe what just happened, it wasn't everyday a kid pulled out a taser of all things and assulted someone a lot older than him. While two guards went to help Gene up, one guard turned around to see Max holding the taser and a look of pure intimidation on his face. He then proceeded to deck him right across the face, which knocked him down. Rigby and High Five Ghost went to tend to Max while Muscle Man got all up in the face of the guard who punched him. "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR MAN!?" He hollered. "YOUR STUPID LITTLE FRIEND HERE TASED OUR BOSS! WE'RE DEFINITELY GONNA CALL THE COPS NOW!" He fired at Muscle Man. "YOU PUNCHED A KID IN THE FACE! WE'RE CALLING THE COPS ON YOU GUYS!" Muscle man hollered. "YEAH! Go ahead and do it dummy, I just saw this guy record everything on that camera there," the guard said as he pointed to Thomas. "Uh actually all I got was you punching that child in the face," Thomas said. Of course he had managed to record the kid tasing Gene in the back of the neck, but only said that in order to end this awkward confrontation as quickly as possible. "Screw this," the guy said as he and the other rangers, two of whom were carrying Gene, left the party while getting taunted and booed by a large crowd of guests who were hanging around the front of the house and witnessed the incident. "Yeah! GO HOME GENE!" Muscle Man hollered as they left the house. He then turned his attention to Max, who was still lying up on the porch and had started rubbing the area of his face that got hit. "Hey you all right man?" He asked Max. "Yeah, I'm fine," He responded. "Bro, you're a freaking champ taking that hit," Muscle Man said as he helped Max up. "Really?" He asked. "I mean it, that mark u got. That's a sign of toughness," Muscle Man said. Everyone decided that was the end of that situation and decided to head back into the house and continue with the party. Just as Max was about to return to his job of guarding the house, Muscle Man took him down the porch and stood by him along a car. "What's up man?" He asked Muscle Man. "Listen, I meant it when I said you were a champ for taking that punch. He sucker punched you. You'd take him down in a real brawl," Muscle Man told him. "You think so?" Max asked. "I know so, screw that guy," He responded. "HEY MUSCLE MAN! WHAT'S UP!," A random party goer shouted towards him. "Go wait in the back, we'll meet you later," Muscle Man responded. He then turned his attention back to Max. "Listen, I appreciate your enthusiasm for this job, but I need you to dial it down a bit, by at least 10 or 20 percent, you can't be going full charge all the time when dealing with people who are coming up here. And lose the taser bro, it's effective but brings down your toughness," Muscle Man explained to Max. "All right," He stated in agreement. "Ok, now listen, I have a new assingment for you," Muscle Man said. "Ok, what is it?" Max asked. "I need a post up over at East Pines Park, if they call the cops, I want you to radio it over to me ASAP. You think you can do that?" Muscle Man asked his girlfriends little brother. "Yeah, definitely," Max said enthusiastically. "Good," Muscle Man said. Max offered his hand in a bro hug before Muscle Man wrapped his arms around him and gave him a hug while patting him on the back before sending him on his way. "All right, now go on," Muscle Man encouraged him as Max eagerly ran off down the street of the park to East Pines.

Mordecai had just refilled Miles's water dish and brought in some food before locking the door to Benson's office just as Muscle Man walked back inside. "We may have hit a bump, but this party is back on track," Muscle Man reassured Mordecai. "Dude you heard him, what if they call the cops on us?" Mordecai stated as he took a role of duck tape he had taken from Benson's office and prepared to tape off the bottom of the stairs to keep people from going up. "Bro just relax. One of their guys punched a kid in the face, they're not gonna do a thing," Muscle Man said. "I don't know dude, I still think they might actually go through with doing that," Mordecai said as he started to tape off the bottom of the stairs. "Bro just relax, if he does we'll just hide make it look like their's nothing going on…" Muscle Man said before he noticed two people on the stairs, who just happened to be the two high schoolers they saw earlier that day. "What the heck? I thought I told you two to piss off," Muscle Man said as the two walked down the stairs. "Awww, come on Muscle Man, there's like over 300 people at this party," the moose complained. "I don't give a crap, hey Danny, get this high schoolers out of here now, and make sure they don't get back in here," Muscle Man instructed Danny who whipped out a baton and beat the two high schoolers as they got off the stairs. "Yeah that's right, this is a party for adults," Muscle Man said as Danny forced them outside and shut the door on them on the way out. "See Bro, we've got nothing more to worry about," Muscle Man stated to Mordecai who was applying another strip of tape across the entrance to the stairs. "Yeah and what if the cops do show up?" Mordecai asked. "Mordo, those guys aren't gonna do a thing, one of them punched a kid in the face," Muscle Man responded. "Yeah, and what if one of the other neighbors call the police?" Mordecai fired back. "Bro, stop worrying about this ok. So far no one's gone through with that, and if they do, we'll just make it seem like there is no party ok," Muscle Man explained. "How exactly?" Mordecai asked. "If and when it does happen, we'll think of something ok. Now stop worrying and try to enjoy this party," Muscle Man said.

Mordecai decided that at this point there was no reason to try and complain, after all, for the first time in what seemed like years, were they finally able to throw the kind of party they had always talked about, but could never because Benson and Pops were always there to limit how big it would get. He thought about it and then sided with what Muscle Man was saying. There was no need to worry about the police breaking it up as of now, especially since no one so far appeared to call them and inform them of the party going on. "All right, you do make a good point," He said. "See that's what I like to hear, now come on, let's get back out there and enjoy this party," Muscle Man said as he led Mordecai outside the house.

Muscle Man decided to try and get everyone jumping into the pool. As such he threw his shirt over a railing on the porch and ran up the makeshift pool deck. "CANNONBALL GRANDMAS!" Muscle Man hollered as he ran and folded his arms and legs in before hitting the water and causing a huge splash. Mordecai, Rigby and High Five Ghost stood on the deck laughing before rigby and high five ghost knocked Mordecai into the pool. Mordecai managed to laugh it off as he swam up to Muscle Man, now carrying a water proof camera. "What up there, this is Mordecai's pool camera vlog, coming live from the most epic party ever," Mordecai stated before Muscle Man interrupted him and pointed out a girl who was about to jump in. "WHOA WHOA! Read the sign girl, sorry I don't make up the rules," Muscle Man pointed out the Bikini'd babes only sign near the pool. The girl sure enough threw her shirt and pants onto the side before jumping in. "NO WAY DUDE! Can you actually believe it?" Mordecai hollered, shocked that people actually followed the statement on the sign. Soon enough more girls, and even some guys started jumping into the pool in their underwear or shorts. Some were even throwing in couch cushions or jumping off the roof over the porch into the pool. Some even dropped in off a zipline that was run off the top of the house and connected to a tree in the back yard. As the pool unfolded into half naked people splashing and frolicking all through the backyard, Mordecai and Muscle Man leaned on an edge of the pool and watched it before their eyes. "Dude I can't believe that sign worked," He stated. "Hey, you gotta believe sometimes man," Muscle Man stated.

Back in the kitchen, Rigby shoved his way through the crowd as he tried to get another soda or two only to run into Eileen. "Oh uhh, hey there Eileen," Rigby said in a rather shocked tone, not that he saw her, but that he was not expecting her to be in the room at that very moment. "Rigby, this party is really awesome," Eileen stated. "WHAT?" Rigby shouted, since the music apparently had been turned up a lot. "I SAID, THIS PARTY IS REALLY AWESOME!" She hollered back at Rigby. "OH, YEAH THANKS EILEEN!" He hollered back at her. "I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A PARTY LIKE THIS BEFORE! IS THE MUSIC ALWAYS THIS LOUD!?" Eileen hollered back. "WHAT!?" Rigby hollered. "I SAID, DOES THE MUSIC ALWAYS GET THIS LOUD!" She hollered back. "OH YEAH! HEY YOU WANT A DRINK!?" He asked hoping she'd hear him on the first attempt. "WHAT?" She asked back. "I SAID, YOU WANT ANOTHER SODA OR SOMETHING!?" He fired back. "YEAH, CAN YOU TOSS ME ONE OF THOSE CANS," Eileen shouted as she pointed to a container of cans near the door. Rigby grabbed one and threw it in her direction. It unfortunately went right over her and hit a cabinet door and fell onto a few glass cups which fell over and broke. The can continued to roll until it hit Eileens feet. She picked it up and opened it up. The can sprayed all over her face and finally settled down. "SORRY ABOUT THAT!" Rigby screamed as he walked over to Eileen with some paper towels. "Hey it's alright," Eileen said as she took some paper towels and cleaned her face off. "So you having a good time so far?" He asked Eileen as she tossed the paper towels on to the floor. "Yeah I'm having a great time," She said. "Good to hear," Rigby said. "Oh Rigby, you think you might…wanna dance later?" Eileen asked as Rigby walked away. "Huh, uh yeah sure, I just got to take care of one or two things and I'll be right back down," Rigby said as he walked out of the kitchen and headed upstairs to grab something.