PEACHY DAYS!
By Hoogiman

I would like to formally apologise for any injuries caused by this story, due to its awfulness, lack of humour, and abundance of Peach.

Disclaimer: All characters in this story are the property of Nintendo. The lack of updating belongs to me. All Super Smash Brothers characters are the property of Nintendo.

Chapter/Episode 11: THE FROG

Link roamed anxiously through the halls of the Smash Mansion, looking carefully in every room he passed. He rummaged through each room one by one, not having a care that he was messing up the rooms of others. Link walked into Meta Knight's bedroom.

"Hey Meta Knight," said Link, panicking, "Have you seen Jimmy, my pet frog?"

Meta Knight stared blankly at Link.

"No," said Meta Knight.

Meta Knight ran through a little passage through the floorboards of his room.

"Cute," chuckled Link, walking along.

Link walked into Peach's room.

"Peach, have you seen my pet frog?" asked Link.

"No," giggled Peach.

"Oh," said Link.

Link started to walk towards the next room.

"Link! Guess what I found!" shouted Peach excitedly, out of Link's view.

Link scampered back towards Peach.

"What?" asked Link.

"A frog!" said Peach, celebrating.

"Thanks Peach! You're the best!" cheered Link.

"I'll call him Hubert, or Herbert!" laughed Peach, oblivious to what Link said.

"Actually Peach, that was the frog that I was looking for," laughed Link.

"He's mine now!" said Peach, cuddling up the frog.

"Bu-"

"Finders keepers!" giggled Peach, squeezing the frog very tightly.

"Bu-"

"Besides, I'm great at taking care of frogs!" laughed Peach.

The frog struggled to breathe.

"Peach, he's mi-"

"He's mine!" giggled Peach.

Link frowned.

"Fine then, you can have it," said Link angrily.

"Thanks!" said Peach.

Link stormed off angrily.

"Oh well," thought Link to himself, "At least she can't harm him or anythi-"

Link heard something mushy bash against the wall.

"Ahh!" screamed Link.

Link ran back into Peach's room.

"What did you do to him?" screamed Link.

"Don't worry," giggled Peach, "All I was doing was throwing this squishy ball against the wall!"

Link sighed in relief.

Link walked off.

"Whoops, I guess that's the end of him!" said Peach.

"GASPS!1" shouted Link in panic.

Link ran back into Peach's room.

"What did you do to him?" screamed Link.

"I was just watching reruns of 'The Bill', that English cop show!" giggled Peach. "Don't worry, I wouldn't harm him!"

"Phew," said Link.

Link walked off.

"Frogs taste yummy!" said Peach.

Link panicked, and ran back in.

"What did you do to him?" screamed Link.

"Don't worry, I was just eating these jelly frogs!" said Peach.

"Phew," said Link.

"And putting my milk in the blender!" said Peach.

"Haha, you know that milk doesn't-"

Link looked at the blender.

…

And saw blood.

…

Frog blood.

…

Because Peach put Link's frog in the blender.

"NUUEZ!1" said Link.

EDN

Nobody ever laughs at this story.

Tiki died proofreading this story. This is amazing, considering that he was already dead. If the story was so bad it killed you too, Tiki would be glad for some new friends.

Review, I like feedback. This is le serialised fic, so there's a new adventure every time!

Bonus points for using internet lingo!