"This is Whammy's House."
Watari got out and opened the door for the Yagami family. Light hopped out and ran to the door.
"なんとすばらしい場所か!" exclaimed Light happily. He turned to Watari. (Translation: What an amazing place!)
"Watari-san! 他の子供は何歳か。 どこで皆がから来るか。?" he asked. (How old are the other children? Do they come from all over?)
"My Japanese is a bit rusty but, それらは年齢で変わり、はい、さまざまな生産国がある." (They vary in age and yes they have various countries of origins)
"Light, please remember to speak English." said Soichiro.
Watari smiled and led them inside. Roger was dusting off some knicknacks.
"Oh great, more brats." murmured Roger.
"Oh these are the Yagami's Roger. Their plane is laying over in England for a week and they need a place to stay, so I invited them to stay with us."
Roger nodded and walked off. Sachiko turned to Watari.
"Is he angry?" she asked.
"Roger is just a natural old crank." replied Watari. "Please allow me to show you the premises."
Just then the door burst open. L, Beyond, Mello, Matt, Near, and A barged in the door. L stomping along angrily while his successors watched in surprise.
"This is L. The young man I told you about. L this is the Yagami Family. They'll be staying here until their plane can take off."
L stopped and turned to his caretaker. His face a mix of anger and annoyance. "That is none of my concern, Watari. I have had a very tiring day and I wish to be left alone." L continued down the hall and dissapeared around the corner. Everyone stared after him.
"What's wrong? Is Eru-san, not having the good times?" asked Light.
"L had a run in with the kids from Whammy's Place." said B.
"What?" yelled Watari. "I told him to stay away from that place!"
"L KNEW?" asked Mello.
"Watari-san what is going on? I don't want my children around danger." said Soichiro.
Watari sighed. B spoke up again.
"Whammy's Place is run by Watari's older brother. Ya see we here to succeed L, since he's the worlds greatest detective. But they want to succeed E, a juvie delinquent."
"So Eru-san is....how do you call it in English...um...the big enchinchilla?" asked Light.
"Uh that's "enchilada" kid. And yes so to speak."
"Well, children will always disagree about things, Watari-san can we please continue? Light, you stay here and play with the other kids, and be on you're best behavior." Warned Sachiko.
"Hai!" Light gave his mother an army salute. The adults walked off. Light turned to the other kids.
"Well my name is Beyond Birthday, nice to meetcha." he held out a hand. Light looked at it in a confused way.
"Here in England we shake hands." Beyond explained.
"Oh!" Light promptly shook his hand and bowed. "Beyondu Birutoday-san?"
"Uh yeah...." B wrinkled his nose. A stepped forwards next.
"I'm A or Alternate. But you can also call me Adrian."
"Eidorian-san." repeated Light. He bowed.
"What's with all this bowing crap and what the hell is "san"?" whispered B to A. He shrugged his shoulders.
"I'm Mello, but my real name is Mikhael Keehl," he pointed at Matt. "We call him Matt but his real name is Mail Jeevas."
"Mero-san. Mikairiu-san. Matto. Mairu-san." Light once again smiled and bowed. B rolled his eyes.
"I'm Near. Or Nate River. However I'm sure you'll find away to make it sound Asian."
"Neeya. Neito Riba."
"Just as I thought......"
"Hey Bok Choy." said B. "Are ya Chinese or Japanese?"
"Nihongo desu!" stated Light.
"What?"
"Japanese!"
"Holy shit he's a Jap!"
"Beyond, that rude! C'mon Light we'll give you the grand tour and you'll get to meet L."
"Eidorian-san is Eru-san's...."su-ck-sel-lor"?
A grabbed Light by his hand and lead him to the dorms. "It's successor and yes." A smiled. He took note of Light's filled to the brim backpack. So did Near and B.
"Whatcha got in there, Soy Sauce?" asked B, ruffling Light's hair.
"A nuke." said Near.
"I don't has a nuke, Neito-kun..." Light stopped and took off his Doremon backpack, he reached in and began to pull out its contents.
"Did he just call me a coon?"
He held up a box of pocky. "Pocky! Sugoi! Sugoi!" he exclaimed. He set it down and continued to dig through his belongings, B picked it up and nibbled on a piece. Light pulled out a Haruhi brigade armbrand. He pulled it on and gave the group and big smile and a peace sign.
"Light-kun will helps you fight the "vanillas"!"
"Vanilla's?" asked Matt.
"I think he means villains." said Mello.
"This 'pocky' crap taste like sawdust and chocolate." growled B.
Light pulled out a Light-sized (its small like Light ^_^) stun gun. For some reason it looked like a cow.
"Whoa!" said B.
"This is Light-kun's most prized 'progression'. I made it with.....how do you call it in English.....'scrape me-dal?'"
"Scrap metal. And its totally well build...and cow colored...you know the cows with black and white spots..." observed A.
"Holstein-Freisan."
"Yes! Light-kun likes the moo-cows! And Light-kun's stun gun is no ordinary stun gun...it can helps to move heavy objects, 'elect-a-cute' people, and charge up other things with 'electric-city'."
"Prove it, Karate Kid!" shouted B.
"Hmm....what to move....oh yes!" Light switched it on. An electric current started running between the two cream colored horns on to of the gun. Light pointed it at a nearby bookcase. He flipped another switch and a stream of yellow energy shot out and surrounded the shelf. Light motioned upwards and to everyone's amazement the bookshelf rose up in the air. Light moved it to and fro with the same amount of ease as if it had been a sheet or paper.
"The energy also keeps it from falling down and the books from falling off!"
"Damn Jap...." whispered B in utter amazement.
Light set the bookshelf down and switched off the gun. He smiled again.
"Take him to L, he needs to know about this kid!" exclaimed A. B snatched up Light and ran down the hallway with him. The others in hot pursuit.
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L was furiously scribbling on a sheet of paper. He was drawing up blueprints to design a massive weapon to destroy Whammy's Place. Epitaph's challenge had really hit home for him, and L was the kind of man who liked to win. At any cost. His successors burst through the door.
"L!" Beyond has holding Light like he was a puppy. "This kid is a genius! He can help us to take down Whammy's!" L spun around in his chair with lightening speed. He jumped out of his chair and stared into the boy's hazel eyes.
"Eru-san...." whispered Light.
"あなたの名前は何であるか。" (What is your name?) asked L. Everyone else's eyes went wide. No one knew that L could speak Japanese.
"軽い." (Light) Light smiled. "Eruサンは日本語であるもか。?" (Is Eru-san Japanese too?)"
"はい、私は日系人である。 示すことをことができるものをのライト、私にいくつかをする気にするか。" (Yes, I am of some Japanese desent. Light, would you mind showing me some of what you can do?)
"Hai! Please put me down, Beyondu-san." B set him down and Light pulled out his cow stun gun and handed it to L, he quickly explained its functions. "それ、Eruサンと注意しなさい。"
"I will Light." L studied the homemade contraption. Cow-inspired design aside, it was very well made. L could honestly say he was impressed. He handed the gun back to Light.
"Light, これらののスタン銃を多くを作ることができるか。 正しい材料を与えられるか。?" (Can you make more of these stun guns? Given the correct materials?)
"Hai!"
L smiled and turned to his group. "Light, will make us some more of his stun guns. They are an invaluable asset to defeating Whammy's Place. Everyone get some rest tonight, tomorrow we build and plan our strategy and the next day we attack!"
"Awesome! Let's kick some Whammy ass!" cheered B, he leaned down to Light and ruffled his hair again, making the small boy giggle. "You're bunkin' with me tonight, Shrimp Fried Rice! I wanna see how you make them damn stun guns!"
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Author's Note:
This chapter is shorter than I wanted it to be and less funny and eventful. I haven't been thinking of any funny things to say lately since I've been having some issues. I'm sorry for the low-quality work done on this chapter. I will assure you that the next chapter will be more fun, since it evolves weaponry the likes of which only the Whammy's clan can think up.